Just Hoof It

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Have you ever wanted your shoes to make a statement?
Has that statement been: “Why yes, I do support the wearing of animal furs, I am a member of the NRA, and I enjoy looking like some form of demon-spawn when I go clubbing!”
Well now you can!
But seriously though, zippers? These should OBVIOUSLY be lace up heels. How tasteless.
over in 1
Hoofs with guns for heels.. Is this for Furries who really liked Bayonetta?
I was thinking maybe it’s Bayonetta’s furry wardrobe items.
Whoa..it’s like Bayonetta IRL…
Only Bayo doesn’t have hooves.
I would wear boots with hooves on them, then walk on a straight line across rooftops
Salvador Dalí would be proud.
How inspiring! It just goes to show that with a little determination and a lot of heart, retarded people can do anything; even become fashion designers!
Nice to hear from you again, Mr. Limbaugh.
Yoo hooo! Sarah Palin! The cobblers called and your shoes are ready!
Add a pair of goat pants and you are ready to be Six-gun Satyr!
It’s actually a pretty interesting design, in my humble opinion. Very, very weird, but interesting.
im with you on that
indeed
Won’t be wearing these on the airplane anytime soon.
IN before the Lady Gaga comments.
Steam-punk fashion with a love for stomping on animals! Tres chic!
‘Billy the Kid’ was actually a gunslinging young billy goat?
Aside from the gun part, I quite like them. Do they come in black?
Stepmother’s feet.
In the Percy Jackson series, these would make for GREAT fake feet for the satyrs to wear, and they’re fashionable!
I seriously doubt these hooves could be considered “fakes.” :O
oh no, you took these from Lady Gaga’s closet? F*ck… you ruined the surprise she had for us! She was gonna use them next time she went out
I wanna pair
Built in defence against PETA.
i must own these shoes, my life will be incomplete without them
Are they supposed to look like unicorn feet? Just askin’
Not her shoes, but a detailed reproduction of Sarah Palin’s actual feet.
Prelude to High Noon of a faun?
I think the seed pearls really set the whole thing off.
The designer’s name is Iris Schieferstein. You can see some of her other stuff at: http://www.iris-schieferstein.de/objekte.html
ohh amazing, thank u!
I don’t want to hear anyone ever say a thing about how Crocs are so ugly… at least Crocs are comfortable. I can’t even imagine how feet must be contorted to get them into shoes like these.
And for all the snide remarks about Sarah Palin… I can only respond with a line I heard recently that made me LOL – America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask… har!!
Holy crap, those are the ugliest things I have ever seen. EVER.
For people who like fantasy dressup? I’m seeing Tumnus the fawn here. I actually think these shoes are amazing- except I don’t understand the guns. I get that they needed to do something for a heel, but I feel like a person creative enough to make these could have come up with something a LITTLE more context-fitting than a gun protruding from the heel.
Nike should have never let Lada Gaga buy out their company…
I’m guessing this is like the Shoe Phone in Get Smart?
The guns are the WTF part as far as I can see. Other than that, a black pair and a leather mask and you’re ready to strut the green carpet at the next Burning Man.
Horses are now going into fashion and weapons, beware! Your cows are next.
Someone’s Narnia costume is now complete.
I thought queer eye for the straight guy moving over to “Poorest parts of Africa designs” and “over-populated prisons with style” was going a little overboard.
But now they decided to mix spirituality and the pits of hell together? Something ain’t right when fashion designers have to make slut wear for all the whores wanting to look good in hell -_0…
I would love to have those. They are soo cute- I want them in black too..
Fuck Peta… I’m an animal lover but they go toooo far.
Why is it that EVERY weird clothing article on any blog, people have to make a Lady gaga joke. I’m pretty sure weird clothing and weird designers and crazy fashion existed WAY before lady gaga. Geez.
I. NEED. THESE.