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WTF Are People Saying
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I understand the man, look at her teeth.
I know which i want to hug…….I pick the duck too
Looks like someone just got “goosed.” Okay, I know it’s a bad pun, but it’s early and I’ve only had one cup of coffee….
That goose is… dead…
You never hold me like that anymore…
I don’ find the guy with the duck weird, but that “smile” behind them…wtf…
Glad I’m not the only one that noticed the smile.
She’s horrified!
I’m pretty sure that bird is dead
he’s just hiding from the horrible bikini troll who wants to eat him!!
No, it’s just traumatized by old horse teeth. He’s cuddling it to comfort it and “make all the bad stuff go away.”
Alive, but its feathers shouldn’t be wet. When geese get their real feathers, they produce waterproof oil that they rub on them with their bills. That goose looks like it’s been washed with soap like it’s been in spilled oil.
These are the “real” feathers (as in, not downy gosling fluff) of which you speak. Could have been an oil spill, but when geese, ducks and other birds are kept in exceedingly bad conditions (with no water to preen themselves with in the case of waterfowl) their feathers lose their waterproofing and get all raggedy. It’s sometimes called “wet feather.”
Im pretty sure thats a duck.
I’m not a bird expert, but i’m basing this on seeing my next door nieghbours ducks every day, who are identical to this bird.
But good job being a know it all… I’m sure the same theory applies to ducks.
also the duck is just plain dirty.
theres nothing wrong with it.
I’m pretty sure it’s a goose. I’m basing this on knowing what a goose looks like. If thats what your neighbours ducks look like then they are geese.
“It’s not pinin,’ it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It’s hopped the twig! It’s shuffled off this mortal coil! It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This…. is an EX-PARROT!”
The goose, however, is alive. I can see where his feet dug into the sand while resisting the hug. I still think it’s sweet, and that the real WTF is the woman behind them. Gotta be related to Prince Charles.
anna, i think i love you…=D
Anna, look at his eyes… there aren’t any…
I’ve owned geese. Some have blue eyes, some brown. Sometimes they aren’t readily visible, especially when the bird is in such terrible condition.
i rather think the most disturbing thing about this is that the man holding the bird is a tad too excited about it…
is no one gonna call out the boner?
i smell zoophilia…
You know, I’ll bet that’s why the goose looks so freaked out. e_e
I bet the bird’s beak is easier on the ol’ member than the woman’s teeth ..
AHAHAHA yeah, okay. Clearly you’ve never been bitten by a goose.
They can tweak you so hard, you’d have a bruise for a week!
The goose is just there ‘casue it’s what’s for dinner.
“There’s a wing on my thing!”
You know, I think Eleanor Roosevelt actually looks rather fetching in this photo, especially considering the number of years she’s been deceased.
Must be from the UK… they are very lax about dental care and the guy’s teeth look like they might be a little snaggly as well. Also, unless the bird has been dead for a while and has rigor mortis, I believe it is alive, seeing as how it is holding its head up over the guy’s shoulder.
And good call on the boner. I missed that one…. All in all, a strange photo that makes me a little uncomfortable.
It’s not the UK. There are no fat people in the pic and it’s not raining, our fatties do love beaches.
And about the dental care, you should stop watching movies, that stereotype is ridiculous, and I don’t know anyone with bad teeth.
Yea, I’m from the UK and the only people I see with bad teeth are on Jeremy Kyle and they’re not real people anyway.
The dude’s teeth look fine. I’m honestly more disturbed by the speedo+boner. And I know a kid her in the U.S. who, while he wouldn’t put that lady to shame, his teeth are pretty damn crooked.
True love…
I would rather kiss the duck.
Okay, I would rather cook it and serve it with some teriyaki, but if the choice is kissing the duck or ol’ horse-face back there, I’ll take the duck.
GOOSE! Gah! People irritate me with their ignorance…
That is…adorable.
With a babe like that, the dead goose is looking pretty good.
I suspect fowl play
You should be goosed for that.
If thats a boner…Well, forget about it..
hahaha yeah my thoughts exactly…someone needs an enlargement!
the only wtf here is the “lady” who is smiling
That lady isn’t SO ugly is she? I mean, that guy is holding a DEAD GOOSE!
This is how Eiderdown/Goose feather pillows started, anything is better than having to cuddle the woman who can eat an orange through a tennis racket!
LMAO! That comment actually had me crying! WIN!
OMG! You made my day…
I didn’t say go “duck” yourself!
A wet goose?
I understand the man’s choice! WOW, someone was born at the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Am I the only one to notice the tiny lady reclined on his erection?
Am I the only one that thinks this dude looks like Ricky Gervais?
am i the only one that thinks “mi’lady” looks a bit like JFK?
“me gusta mi ganso”
i don’t know what grosses me out the most in this picture. the goose, the gross lady, or the fact that the dude has a half chub…