Man, if I were a girl, I’d paint my whole body mannequin-colored, draw some black lines where the parts are supposed to connect, shave everything below the waist, and run around town completely naked. Especially out of clothing shop windows. So shock people.
Lot of variations possible on that idea. With makeup for different skin tones and fake stitching scars, one could go around pretending to be assembled from parts from assorted bodies. Or how about pretending to be someone else in a zip-up you suit? Zipper from chin to just above navel, would work best on a pretty woman in skimpy clothes. The mannequin idea is less Halloween costume idea and more elaborate prank…
Well, I think it is a real woman actually. Fake mannequin do not have crease on their belly, even sat down, and I’ve never seen a mannequin hiding its private parts so modestly with so realistic shaped hands. This is a person!
This could be from your lack of ever dating anything not made of PVC or silicone. The only thing real on the mannequin is the necklace. The wig wasn’t even styled and only further contributes to the face looking like Ashton Kutcher.
Many mannequins are made using real people as forms. They did a segment on it for “Dirty Jobs” (Discovery Channel).
The unnaturally-tinted skin, horrible excuse for hair, gaunt frame and completely dead and vacuous visage … that’s definitely a European supermodel. Definitely. Very sparkly. I’m not wearing any underwear.
I think of the TV series from the 60′s ‘Get Smart’ when I see this. There was an episode in which Agent 99 was TURNED INTO A MANNEQUIN by a KAOS agent.
Bit of trivia there. You’ll thank me next time you play Trivial Pursuit.
What’s sad, the mannequin has a more realistic woman’s body then any of the models.
All undressed with somewhere to go.
Does anyone else see Ashton Kutcher as a nude female mannequin? Dear God, someone please say they do.
Only now that you mention it…but definitely.
My sex drive just slammed into the wall on turn 3.
Awww, the poor guy couldn’t find a date.
Man, if I were a girl, I’d paint my whole body mannequin-colored, draw some black lines where the parts are supposed to connect, shave everything below the waist, and run around town completely naked. Especially out of clothing shop windows. So shock people.
And that’s why you’re not a girl!
Lot of variations possible on that idea. With makeup for different skin tones and fake stitching scars, one could go around pretending to be assembled from parts from assorted bodies. Or how about pretending to be someone else in a zip-up you suit? Zipper from chin to just above navel, would work best on a pretty woman in skimpy clothes. The mannequin idea is less Halloween costume idea and more elaborate prank…
That “uncanny valley” is being taken too far!
It makes me so happy that you know what that is.
You know, it could be a real model. I can’t tell the difference.
I’m guessing this is an art photo and that the photographer had the same thought as you. :3
That necklace is made of win, though. (Yes, I make jewelry – have for years. So yeah, I notice stuff like that.)
Well dear, you are supposed to go to those shows with clothes, I believe.
Blow-ups are much easier to pack away.
She’s getting a preview on what she’ll be wearing at the mall this summer.
what mannequin? look at those thighs!!
I know. She has awesome tone in her legs. I wish mine looked like that!
This is at the Portugal stand in one of the tourism fairs in Europe, they have a catwalk and two shows a day with clothing from Portuguese designers.
Guy on right: “Heh, look at those losers. Thought I couldn’t find a date for the show, eh? …losers.”
That is for sure a real woman
Well, I think it is a real woman actually. Fake mannequin do not have crease on their belly, even sat down, and I’ve never seen a mannequin hiding its private parts so modestly with so realistic shaped hands. This is a person!
This could be from your lack of ever dating anything not made of PVC or silicone. The only thing real on the mannequin is the necklace. The wig wasn’t even styled and only further contributes to the face looking like Ashton Kutcher.
Many mannequins are made using real people as forms. They did a segment on it for “Dirty Jobs” (Discovery Channel).
Gotta say, Anna -
The unnaturally-tinted skin, horrible excuse for hair, gaunt frame and completely dead and vacuous visage … that’s definitely a European supermodel. Definitely. Very sparkly. I’m not wearing any underwear.
TMI, Bucky. TMI.
“They took our jobs”.
I think of the TV series from the 60′s ‘Get Smart’ when I see this. There was an episode in which Agent 99 was TURNED INTO A MANNEQUIN by a KAOS agent.
Bit of trivia there. You’ll thank me next time you play Trivial Pursuit.
OMG, I didn’t know Jillian Michaels took time off of Biggest Loser to make an appearance at Ralph Laurens new line premiere.
No…. I actually think it’s that guys date