Choir Boy Candle Holders WTF
So wrong, yet so… really wrong.
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So which Catholic priest had these in his collection?
which not?
Oh wow. That’s just wrong.
on so many levels, I can’t count … well, maybe just level.
Ewwww…
I don’t believe anything witty can be said about it, and NOT be offensive.
I’ve seen that type of model before, and they really don’t look very naughty when the candles aren’t bendy and flesh-coloured.
I’ve never seen flesh that colour before, but do you think it would be less suggestive with black candles? What about brown, yellow, beige, on pink? That doesn’t leave much for decor purposes. I vote just throw the tacky things out.
Throw them out??!!
I would scream as well if mine was on fire….
hahhaahahhahaha lol
I think they have wings, which makes them angels, but by Dogma standards, angels are un-equipped… Might explain the expressions on their faces.
Unequipped? Tell that to the Daughters of Men that ended up getting knocked up and giving birth to the Nephilim…..
They aren’t wings. They’re hoodies. Or a backpack to hold their monstrously oversized condoms.
they’ve got blowup doll mouths too
Can we get a photo of these with the candles lit… so many dirty images…
I’m sorry the cracks around the edges of the foundations of St Peter’s church are beginning to show (and make no comment regarding that particular dogma) but these are particularly disturbing, all be they originally designed to show pious believers. In light of recent allegations which can no longer be suppressed, it speaks loudly and clearly of the moral status of the Catholics. Their spirit may be willing — but if the flesh of their leaders is yet so weak as to subvert young souls into their carnal mindset, one has to wonder how long this has gone on unreported? How many sixth- or seventh- or more-generation Catholics believe this is “the way things are done”? Without question? About 30 years ago, Murray Roman said, “The Catholic Church got out of the business of God and got into Real Estate.” I suspect even then he knew that was not all they were “in to” but couldn’t prove it. So sad. So corrupt. Not Christian at all, more like the Taliban extremists.
You, sir, have missed the point of this website.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the interwebs…
Oh no, not the Taliban!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Aahhhhh!!!
Please….
Also, what is “all be”?? If you want to seem intelligent you could probably use proper phrases instead of mutating them based on what you’ve heard. Not following? It’s actually “albeit”… idiot.
Okay, dude… first off, it’s the Internet. Get a grip. Second, please learn to take a joke. I’m actually a pretty devout Catholic, and while I don’t really appreciate your comparison of my religion to the Taliban, at least I can read it without getting a two-foot stick lodged up my ass about it. In fact, the sheer absurdity of the statement in and of itself just makes me laugh. So thank you, sir or miss, for the copious LOLz, and I hope that this kind of self-aggrandizing mewling gets you as far in life as you need to be happy.
Did you REALLY put “all be” instead of “albeit”?
That’s almost on a par with “should of” instead of “should have”.
Well, this post is so needy isn’t it?
Better luck next time!
HOLY CRAP!
(That’s what it is, I guess…)
Not pictured: the hapless victim – http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=k33m9l&s=6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!That’s hilarious my friend.
If my dick get’s that big, I would also scream! That they’re still conscious is a real wonder…
…if erection lasts more than 4 hours and starts on fire, consult a doctor immediately.
“Doctor, it burns really bad when I pee.”
And also when I don’t.
That was in reference to the candles when they’re lit. Get it now?
When you have to explain your joke, it isn’t funny anymore.
You are such a mag
Mine doesn’t hold a candle to those two.
nice
i find this kind of sad this is more of a failblog picture then a Pictureisunrelated picture, show some class you are a way better site then them.
Wrong again. Pictureisunrelated will never show class when 90% of the photos are somehow sexual or completely contrived. Failblog is just pointing out the stupidity of idiots.
Also, punctuation is your friend. Just because it’s “tha intarnetz” doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter.
Bravo, sir!
As Mr. Miyagi would say, “Wax on, whacks off”
Wow, are you serious I like this idea.
RT
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My gramma used to have candles similar to these, kinda scary and creepy at the same time. Why gramma why?
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack sit on that alter boy’s candle stick! lol
You really need to send a pic of those to FailBlog! LOL
Wow… I never knew priests were into shotacon.
Marilyn Manson did this first.
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My mother has the exact same candle holders…and she thinks they’re cute!