Thankfully she is wearing that training bra.

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FIRST! now that’s out of my system. seriously, wtf?
So that’s where Cabbage Patch Kids come from. Not that I was really wondering…
Funny thing is, the Cabbage Patch, like the Stork, is one of the cop-out answers for “Where did I come from, Mommy?”. Mommy went out to the cabbage patch, wished for a baby, and there you were. No, who told you that, that’s DISGUSTING.
It’s funny that they kept their shoes on.
Does that make it gay porn? Seriously, most of the gay porn I’ve seen they seem to want to leave their shoes on.
I just love the fact that they’ve covered her non-boobs while the vag is hanging out in the wind. With umbilicus cords hanging out, for godsakes!
The umbilical cords might have been the funniest part, as if she is just walkin’ along and oop! Dang it, there’s two more!
Congratulations. Twin starfish!
You can leaaave your hat onnn!
YEAH!
OMFG, only in china could you find some thing like this!!!
Why are there cookies hanging from her crotch?
Those are babies, not cookies.
Either way, they are delicious.
And good with ketchup
Well my first impression was they were gingerbread men.
Hahahahahahaha, Cookies
i thought they are some creepy Sextoys
Funny Term of the Week is official: Crotch Cookies. Credit goes to Orion.
I love crotch cookies
Mmm. Crotch cookies. Delicious!
lmao! Best comment! Why are there cookies hanging from her crotch? love it!
Those dolls are made to teach children about childbirth and how to prevent STD’s. They are specifically designed to minimize the differences between males and females.
You seem well informed, I went back and looked at them and you’re right. Thanks for the educated response!
Don’t know about that, but I know these are also used in cases of child sexual abuse. The child is too young to express in words what happened, but they can show it with anatomically correct dolls.
In what part of a sexual abuse investigation are the babies dangling from umbilical cords part of? They don’t use explicit dolls, dear.
Yes, so both genders can bond over their mutual horror.
Those babies are adorable xxx
Most irritating is the fact, it’s made in China but the Womanthing is able to get two babies cO
And why there wearing shoes while beeing naked is just the extra question that won’t be solved…
FAIL. If they’re wearing shoes, they’re not naked. Let alone her bra and his cap.
The package says they’re Chinese, her armpits say they’re French.
win!
What’s the matter with french people?
There should be a wiki on it.
I was just thinking the same thing!
I think that’s a shadow (you don’t see it on her left)
It looks to me like the two dolls are mounted to a board and are held up via their underarms. That still doesn’t explain why the vulva on the girl doll is a bit high up, along with pubes nearly to the navel, or that her abdomen looks like a butt. With a vulva on it.
Hey! I’m part french and I am smoothly shaved thanks!
That’s such a stereotype! Like, all Americans are fat, McDonald’s addicted idiots!…. ‘~’
The stereotype actually comes from the french/European values. People in France are not pressured by the media and society to shave like American women. It’s not negative unless you take it that way.
I suggest you develop a sense of humor.
The horse of judgment is watching, so no …… HOLY SHIT.
They should use those for elementary school sex education, China’s overpopulation would plummet in a few decades thanks to an entire generation being horriffically afraid of sex.
“See children if you two play with each other like mommy and daddy does, you will have parasites hanging from your crotch!”
“Mommy…!!!”
Warning- small parts can cause choking hazard.
win!
OMGWTFBBQ
So, Ness from Earthbound finally got laid….with who looks to be a long lost twin sister.
http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/0/0d/Super_Smash_Bros_Brawl_Ness_01.jpg
gitchy gitchy goo….
Regardless of their smiles, I couldn’t think of a worse place to go bungee jumping.
Oh look!they have the same black eyes than the pedobear! They are possessed! Preteen pregnancy approved!
what’s with the wicked 70′s bush anyway?
From the unrated version of Coraline . . .
thank GOD he’s wearing his or this would have been REALLY inappropriate!
It looks like it is important to have shaved balls in China.
Aren’t they a bit on the young side to have all that fur?
Cabbage Patch Trailer Trash…
good thing he shaves his balls. no one likes sucking on hairy balls.
LMFAO! *wipes tear*
It is for teaching little girl the consequence for forgetting taking the pill?
Surprise you have twin… WTF???
And this is where the W in WTF can sometimes mean WHY.
JUST… WHY?!
And in overseas news, a Hong Kong prospective father supports his pregnant girlfriend by attending the birth of delightful twin girls.
But hospital staff are far from prepared for what the couple do next.
These are also used in cases of child molestation, where the child is unwilling or unable to name the place where they were touched. They are able to point it out on the dolls.
As in “He touched me on the hat”?
No, it was on the umbilical cords.
Her vag goes clear up to the bottom of her navel. Scary!
I want one of those!
hahhaah its just rofling
Judging by their expressions, these dolls have the right attitude. Reproduction is a very serious matter that is not given careful enough consideration these days. Those happy-go-lucky offspring of theirs may think the world is all sunshine and rainbows, but they’ll learn soon enough that life isn’t all bouncing naked on a pink ribbon without a care in the world. Oh yes, they will learn.
Is it me or do they have armpit hair?
No, they have armpit hair too!
Gags are great, but these things are atrocious. Has anyone even considered what it must be like for a child to be presented with these things? By a strange adult asking them to “put the puzzle pieces together?” These things must be scarring kids for life. Your tax dollars at work. Worst. Trauma. Ever.
between this and the guinea pig comb, now we know what would Xmas be if SATAN claus made the gifts. I’m off to LOLcats, I need to see some fluffy, cheery nonsense after this.
*Is Horrified*
Haha look!they have shoes on, the woman has two babies dangling from her vag, and the guy is still wearing his hat!!!! WTF that funny, but highly disturbing. I can imagine a kid thinking: they DANGLE there???
Are the babies attached so you don’t lose ‘em when playing with the dolls?
Can they be pushed back in for safe keeping? Is there velcro involved to keep ‘em in?
What “Association of Hong Kong” (top left on pic) is claiming responsibility for this?
Found some answers. Their names are Tak Tak and Kar Kar, created by the family planning association of Hong Kong.
They apparently can be ordered for $43 USD
Yes, the babies can be pushed back in. No word on whether or not there is velcro involved.
Source: http://www.famplan.org.hk/sexedu/En/focus/Focus_details.asp?foID=150
Is it just me or is it weird that his his skin and the shaft is half as big as one of his balls?
It seems ironic to me that there were 69 comments at the time.
Do you know what irony is?
The faces of the dolls are expressionless but the “cookie” babies are smiling? I guess the ribbon “cords” will keep the babies from getting lost;I won’t stick my finger up THERE to pull ‘em out!
Hahaha OMG this is what they said on their official site;
‘..Don’t be fool by Kar Kar’s baby face, actually she’s pregnant with a pair of non-identical twins! Kar Kar can show children the origin of birth and the process of laboring. Children can even play doctors and nurses to help Kar Kar to labor and help cut off the umbilical cord..’
God…wtf…kids already know this shit…they don’t need some creepy dolls
He Has a relli small dick
well… he IS chinese.
and underage…
I’d say that disorder… what is it called… Herculean?
Pubic Patch Kids?
Whoa. Creepy.
ooohhh so THATS where cabbage patch kids come from….
she just delivered twins (the umbilical cord is still attached to both). Her friend next to her is not the father.
hmm… Location of Hong Kong.. why am i not suprised?