Just Keeping Score
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Fave Comment: There are no cats dogs or pidgeons cause that’s starters level… this is /advanced/ – Diana
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Gary really seemed to miss his dog fighting days back in WWII
Fabulous! I’ll bet he doesn’t get door-dinged much…
No hedgehogs?
Carmageddon in reality
Must be city-ite, no animal scores!
Just what I was thinking! Not even a pidgeon or a cat. But I guess they might seem inconsequential when you’re used to bigger game…
I love how some people feel the need to write (indirectly) ‘HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME- I’M A GIANT DICK!’ on their cars. It’s so nice of them. Means we can see them coming.
I don’t want to be a copy cat, but seriously, i feel the need to copy that idea onto my car.
Absolutely!
And here I thought I had a sick sense of humor…
i wonder what the front looks/smells like
I see you’re talking about girls again.
i like this.
There are no cats dogs or pidgeons cause that’s starters level… this is /advanced/.
Pigeons do pop up at advanced level. Ever tried to hit one in midflight?
Bonus points for multiple hit!!!
This is SICK, people, not FUNNY. I love it.
Ya kno, ‘cosmetic damage’ brought to any insurance company would still increase this genius’ rates. Sharpies(the biggest fattest ones) make one hella obvious and permanent mark. Im just sayin….
The rice-burner equivalent to Truck Balls. It’s so polite of them to let you know beforehand.
This is more Win than WTF. I love it.
Whats with the person on top with, I think, his arm in a sling. Does mean he winged them?
looks to me more like a stlised police officer.
I think the guy on the top represents a traffic cop, which would explain the top score!
You know, you’d think that they’d be ashamed to publicly display stats that low.
Finally, another dude who shares my passion.
Don’t you like it when you run over a granny. The purse flies one side, the wig the other, dentures flying all over the place.
Kind of reminds me of the time my dad hit an old man on a bike, then got out and checked his hood for scratches.
After the World Wars ended the Red Baron’s descendants could never quite get the thrill of the kill out of their blood.
actually, this is a jehovah’s witness’s car and those are the conversion statistics of the denomination.
Imagine how awkward this guy is going to feel talking to the cops with that stuff on his car, if he really does hit someone. Bet it won’t seem quite so clever then.
…and when the jury sees this punk kid (and you know this kid looks like a punk that you would just want to curb stomp) sitting there in front of a giant poster-board of this picture… “GUILTY!”
The top icon is a crossing guard, I think.
I’ve actually seen one of them get hit – she wasn’t hurt, just shaken up a bit.
I don’t know if this is the same car or not. *Wonders now if it was on purpose.*
The elderly are worth less points than th policemen.
Lol this is a very popular sticker here in Mexico, you can get it almost anywhere
Srsly? Is there a website? Cause I would very much enjoy having this sticker:)
Anyone else notice how the bicycle looks like the Failblog bicycle?
Just what I need for my power wheelchair.
Motherfucker beat my my score.
Wannabe sociopaths are so 2 years ago!
I had my old best (late) friend Tad put tally stickers up here in Alaska on his cars like this way back in High School about a decade ago – he had lots of trees and a couple of children. All were real, though – man he was a bad driver haha. Boy I miss him.