Is this because you can never be too patriotic?
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well at least he’s got ballz
I’ve always thought he was a dick!
To whom is this supposed to appeal?
At least 51% of the population.
But, it’s the *other* 49% that thinks he’s screwing them!
I wonder if either Sarah Palin or Hillary has one?
no but I bet Biden does!! or maybe Oprah….
You can bet Chris Matthews has one.
And so does Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric… along with the whole cast of inside edition!
The person who designed this was either going for “dildo” look, or he is completely blind and dumb.
Um, I’m gonna guess it’s not just the ‘look’ they were going for, but the use too. *shrug*
Gee, ya think? O_o
Yeah, I know… women’s intuition or something…
Gosh, how obtuse are you?
Orion, It IS a dildo. Who was completely blind and dumb now?
Is this cast from the actual article?
Yes. Because, you know, that kind of shit happens all the time in the white house. In fact, I bush AND clinton has casts made of their full-on erections, too. You should do a search for that and see what you find.
I am surprised they haven’t brought a ‘Dick’ Cheney version of this… thing. I guess the manufacturers of this product are Republicans… or the Chinese.
‘Dick O Cheney’ just doesn’t seem to be that marketable.
*speechless with laughter*
That was NOT funny! I could have died! I was laughing so hard I could not breath, and my death would have been on your hands.
They need one for every single person pushing for “health” care reform because that is going to s***w us more.
I wonder how the sales of the Obama edition compare to the of the W edition.
The “W” is a butt plug.
WIN reply!
oh man that was a good one!! i laughed out loud
Just in case you don’t feel like you’ve been screwed by his politics and policies, now you have this…
Every president there has ever been has been viewed by someone else in this manner, but this time it’s literal.
Now whether it’s an insult or an compliment to him is up to the viewer.
If you look closely at the side of the box, it says: “Everybody knows politics is a contact sport”.
Hahahahahahaa speechless
And please tell me that wasn’t intentional.
I’m gonna smack for the obvious: What a dickhead.
Many “members” of political parties are.
Too late. We just had Dick C. running the White House for eight years.
Now you can at least get off when you’re getting fucked by Obama!
a question for all the ladies out there: would you want to pleasure yourself with Obama’s face?
I don’t know about -you-, but I don’t mind a crotch-full of face, especially if there’s tongue….
[Insert anti-Obama joke here]
o_O
After using this I vote “YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!”
So do they give you a little bag of chia seeds to smear around the base….?
Classic! Oh, wait. Crap. Now that someone has said it, it’s only a matter of time until they make a Chia Obama head.
Haha. He’ll have an afro.
Uh, they already DID sell a limited edition Chia Obama head.
wow. Just…wow
Hmmm… I had a feeling that it should’ve been bigger considering….
I saw an Obama lavalamp (with hand-painted lifelike resin flags & Obama face medallion!) at a Big Lots & I thought to myself “Well, that’s the scariest presidential tribute I’ll ever see”. Once again the universe took me up on that dare….
You should check out the Old Paris Flea Market in Oklahoma City! They have more gaudy Obama crap than you can shake a stick at!
HOPE…..for a giant golden schlong.
definitely democratically made. it says “you love your candidate, now let him love you” on the front. no republican would say that.
They made a mistake….should be a “douche” nozzle!
Aren’t the balls on the wrong side?
I think they’re supposed to lean to the left. I mean, you know.
This is just scary.
withholding comment… maybe should send to FB crew… they are so hot for Obama there maybe they will like it… oooohhhhh maybe some will defriend me….
Why is it that the only thought going through my head is, “Wow, I really hope those teeth aren’t battery operated.”
Also, notice the caption at the bottom- “You love your candidate. Let him love you back!”
To be fair – we just had 8 years of dishing it out. And, I *know* I had worse things to say about Bush. But, I do have to say… All the negative comments are a lot easier to take having WON!
At first I thought it was chocolate… but its not, and that smile is sort of creepy… like its happy to do its business…
LMAO well at least its true on his part he is a dick head , its also kinda scary in a sense
The worst thing about this is that it doesn’t look a damn bit like him.
Are you disappointed?
Safety first. If it had ears like his, it would cause significant injury.
True. Drawn as my eye was to the golden dildo, it looks much more in keeping with tacky Budha merchandise efforts than USA’s sainted leader. Didin’t get who it was supposed to be until I read the box.
first it was with the bush jokes,now this…. I can see Pelosi getting a good grip on it, sayin’ bend over, I’m coming for you.
I recognize that man..
There’s worse going on here than THAT, Edward.. surely..
I just… can’t believe this exists.
This… Makes complete sense…
His nose would tickle.
yes, i came.
there should be some BUSH around the base.
one up on that one hahaha
Wonder if Obama will get one and tag team the first lady!!
I wonder if Obama knows something like this exists . . . God. . . That’s awful.
Where can I buy one of these? hehehe
i want to send this in an email to obama to get a response. he probably would ignore it though
That’s for the person who really wants Obama in their life.
Mommy? Obama smells funny!
Now THAT’S a stimulus package.
Hahaha, this comment is a win.
Who would want to use THAT?
i cant beleive no one noticed the ”you love your candidate, let him love you back”. i’d be freakin out if i had obamas face on my penis.
Oooookay . . . Is there a battery-operated voice box in it so you can listen to his speech inside you? “Hello -” *muffle* O_o
Wonder if they’re “working on” a Michelle Obama fleshlight already. *facepalm*
just one more way the government is f**king you
Oh rule #34, when will you stop traumatizing us?
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(NOT recommended for those who dislike seeing their favorite deity/prophet/beloved religious figure turned into a butt plug)
with this, you can get fucked by your president while getting fucked by your president!
what a dick
lmfao wow i need one of does haha
somehow the thought of a girl sticking this thing inside of her just creeps me the fuck out
“Promises not to flip flop” lol
That is so much better than commemorative plates.
NO.
JUST NO.
NO. GOD, NO.
*prays that there’s not a Bush or Cheney one… though it’d be a lot more fitting in retrospect*
Ah, THAT kind of head.
the sad part it produced a birth certificate…
This is why we should avoid teh internets! Seriously… WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!