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Why didn’t MY sock monkey ever have junk? I think this would have greatly improved my childhood…
A whole new level of disturbing has been unlocked.
The piercing screams of terror at 2 am shall commence.
That looks like a sock monkey the cops on TV would use to identify bad touch. Which means she would be the one asking the kids those questions. And that’s a chilling thought.
Did anyone else notice that she’s standing up? This thing is somewhere around 7 feet tall!
I spotted that. So we now need to figure out 1) WTF would you make a seven-foot-tall sock monkey and 2) WTF would you make a foot of that be wang?
… maybe the monkey’s a porn star?
Bad, bad, BAD BRAIN! Bleach now plz.
Can a monkey be hung like a donkey? Or in this case is a donkey hung like a monkey?
I only hope they washed the socks first…
how can i meet this lady?
“Meet my new boyfriend!”
DONKEY DONG. This time you have to save HIM from the princess.
you have just earned 1 dinner
I couldn’t figure out what irked me about this photo (other than the obvious: giant monkey junk) and then I realized: she looks like my Aunt Cath.
Like, if you told me she’s a librarian, I wouldn’t flinch.
That’s chilling.
WOW I wonder who wore the sock that this was turned into. Biggest SOCK MONKEY EVER. . .his pen15 is HUGE too!
That’s a whole lotta monkey junk!
Im still trying to figure out why she felt the need to make it anatomically correct… and then I just decided that shes a very lonely person and puts a vibrator inside the monkey sausage…
Well… TECHNICALLY monkeys aren’t as well-endowed as humans as far as the ratio of private parts to public parts goes, but far be it for me to play Dr.-Discovery-Channel on THIS site.
What the heck my grangma had Knitting? Oh shit, she mistake my dope for her peppermint!
Maybe she’s packing a strap-on? My mother-in-law loves sock monkeys… but as open-minded as she is (and she really is – she’s absolutely one of my most favorite people, ever!) I don’t think I’ll be forwarding this particular link to her. Yeah. All my friends? Of course!
No, no! Bad monkey!
when i first opened this i thought, “haha big sock monkey”. then i scrolled down.
She wants the monkey to sock it to her!
That’s not a sock monkey…it’s clearly a cock monkey. And, come on folks, everyone’s monkey had junk, you just had to loop his long tail up between his legs.
I guarantee that woman is one of the funnest lays on the planet. She is also very cute. I would have loved to have met her back before I got married. I’m a monogamous perv now though. Happy hunting, boys.
Uhhh… I have a feeling she only likes furries. And whats so fun about monkey dick?
…we all know what shes doing tonight
I’m hearing a Peter Gabriel song here. She’s preparing to “Shock The Monkey”!
i reckon it’s photoshopped, it looks so fake
wow, sex toys are really taking a turn for the weird.
It’s a promotional tie-in the the new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor: “Chunky Monkey with Junky”.
You know what they say “once you go monkey …….”
“Alright, alright, fine! I’ll get a boyfriend, mom!”
Hung like a Monkey…
spank the monkey XD
WIN! HA!
I can see the “dear John” letter now:
Tarzan:
Me tired of your constant swinging.
Me want REAL THING.
Me and Cheetah run off.
You hing like gerbil.
Goodbye
Jane
If you don’t wear the fur suit, you can’t get yiffed!
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Sock it to me”
its life size!
I know why she’s smiling. She knows who modeled to make it.
Cock Monkey!
What?Monkeying Around again?
Why is that lady holding Miley Cyrus?
Whatever you do, DON’T SPANK THE MONKEY!
How ya like me now?!
I guess the need to rename that thing to cock monkey!