Carrot Top's clone prototype.
Fave Comment: This picture doubles as a boner melter, a way to induce vomiting, a way to scare the neighbour away, and so on. It’s like a Swiss army knife, but way more dangerous. – Sarkasm
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Teh eyes can not unsee what has been seen.
that’s horrifying. Danny Bonaduce used to have such a nice chizzled body; just goes to shoe you can’t quit roids cold turkey.
Soxy!
I know this picture is just wrong, but I can’t help but feel jealous that this guy has better looking hair then I do!
he has better hair than me tho!
i bet he’s just as unfunny as the real carrot top
Looks like Bitch Stewie got the job again.
or bitch stewie mated with carrot top
o my gosh yeah!
Wow that’s gorgeous hair!
Mr. Muscle BUFFS your wood floors til they look like new(d)!
LOL win
Actually, Carrot Top himself is pretty ripped; this guy looks like a meth tweak trying to score some cash for another hit.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Needs a “Things that can’t be unseen” tag…
Looks a bit like something AFTER Harry, Ron, and Hermione had a go….
I just got the heebs AND the jeebs….
I believe this is what the future is like.
yup
Where’s the optical and brain bleach to remove this from my eyes and mind? That’s definitely an image that will be with me ’til my dying days.
Sandpaper before the bleach! Trust me, you’ll need to sandpaper the eyes first!
Oh. My. God. Are those socks on his hands?!
No, they’re mystical Martian communication devices. Certain individuals in our world have been chosen to receive messages from the Martians. These messages include plans to dominate the world and look incredibly stupid at the same time. See Ronald McDonald, pictured above. Their technology is 100x more advanced as ours is, and always will be. Thank you for reading this message. Sponsored by Sarcasm United.
Oh good, because if those were just normal cotton blend…
God, that would just be too much.
It’s a little less frightening if you tell yourself he’s wearing a wig.
No it’s not.
that kinda makes it worse
This picture doubles as a boner melter, a way to induce vomiting, a way to scare the neighbour away, and so on.
It’s like a Swiss army knife, but way more dangerous.
No way do I believe that. You know you love it!
“You can shave the baby” grew up.
win
+1
You know, he’s not bad looking. Too thin, definitely, but quite an interesting man. He doesn’t look meth at all, his skin is in beautiful shape. In fact, I think I will find out who he is and start stocking him.
Where do you plan on stocking him? In the fridge? The pantry? Under the sink? Inquiring minds require answers.
He already is “stocking’d”.
I agree. Aside from the creepy hair, makeup, and socks, he isn’t all that bad. Kinda sexy.
Yeah, if he were standing up and dressed normally (and sans makeup) he’d probably be pretty good-looking, actually.
hahaha watch out or he might put the hosiery on you if he finds you lurkin behind his bushes
Chaetophile, do you mean “stalking” him? Because the word you used is funny, too.
And yes, he does have pretty hair and pretty eyes. The rest of the picture is definitely WTF.
The four footed woMAN is always one step ahead.
Dear god, the abhorrance actually made me choke slightly. The socks and nudity I can deal with (who hasn’t felt like wandering around their house nude on all fours, but found the uncarpeted floors too chilly), the hair and makeup I wish were mine… it’s the subtly sleazy little smirk surrounded by a hint of bright red goatee that suggests nobody but him knows who dropped one.
Having said that however, he totally reminds me of a dude I went to highschool with. Same uniform and everything.
Say what you want, but I think this is a beautifully done photograph.
This is soooooo creepy . . . *masturbates furiously*
HAHAHA omg that comment made me nearly laugh tea all over my computer!
Ariel had wished for human legs… she didn’t say what gender…
You know it’s bad when the page loads and you only get the top half of the picture and you think, “Do I really want to scroll down?”
Looks like Jerri Blank finally got that sex change.
If I could take my brain out and rinse it, I would.
So, let’s go see on hawtness.com if there’s somes hooties to look at today…
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Hey that’s not a girl?
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Oh that’s it, i clicked on pictureisunrelated.com instead.
I hate myself.
socks on hands.. that really grinds my gears.
Is it wrong that my first reaction to things like this is “I should make that in SPORE?”
Proof that God is punishing us for these wtf pictures
he gives a bad name to all us gingers
I thought it was an advertisement for American Apparel…
Conan O’Brien’s younger brother was found in an abandoned Tumble Time after having dismembered a sock monkey . . .
This makes me want to go watch a Róisín Murphy music video >_>
Meh…I’ve seen worse.
wait isn’t that danila polyakov? that russian model?
he’s actually hot.. without the socks.
oh that came out wrong.
Socks on hands? Heck, that is whacky!
After enough sessions of rubbing the lotion on its skin, it realized it no longer needed the girl suit…
Augh augh auuugh!
At first i thought it was a chick and then I realized the opposite!!
the problem is that if a girl would do that it would be reallllly sexxy…. *nudges gf*
You mean grow a beard?
Wait a minute…
Is that Richard D. James?
Carrot Top’s deformed twin sister is finally released from the basement because Basement Cat feels the need to once again make us wish he didn’t exist.
Basement Cat can be a real asshole.
This (female) poster actually finds that kind of hot. In my defence, I have a thing for long-haired guys.
My God! Those are the weirdest socks that I have ever seen.
Its hair is so luscious.
Looks like Pickles, from his GlamRock days…
Look Lady Gaga dyed her hair.
Looks like the early stages of a man becoming a ‘sock monkey’.
for some reason I’m reminded of the hillbilly bigfoot
hunter telling newscasters what beautiful hair the
creature had after rough talking it.