“Ahhhh, This is the life. I don’t know about you guys but I’m really enjoying this Free Thanksgiving Vacation Week this place was giving out to all us turkeys. Soooo Relaxing. I wonder what thier serving for dinner tonite?”
Unless those are the smallest turkeys I’ve ever seen, I think they’re just chickens. Also, judging by the bottle of Fairy dish detergent, I would say this is not an American kitchen.
That’s not so odd. I’ve been doing that with my chickens for years. My mom used to do it when I was young, too. It always made me feel like the chicken didn’t mind being headless and waiting to be cooked. Very casual about it. These are definitely turkeys, though.
Okay, now THAT is disturbing. THANKS Picture Is Unrelated, I’m going to have nightmares tonight! But on the other hand, I DID need to come up with some stuff to freak my group out with, so this will hopefully work.
Cept for the missing heads, could be a bunch of old people.
Except those are chickens. Either that or it’s the world’s largest kitchen sink.
I’m thinking someone got a wee bit too creative when brining their birds.
Stop playing with the dead.
That’s actually playing with your food, which is also a no-no.
The dead… your food… a strangely grey area.
Either way, I reserve the right to play with mine any time I want to.
Err.. uh.. you know what I mean.. right?
I hope that’s a brine they’re soaking in!
Explosive gizzard ejection in 3…2…
Ok which one of you assholes peed in the pool??
This, my friends, is a rare picture of the turkeys relaxing after a hard days work on the set of Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer video.
“Ok..so which one of us gets eaten first?”
It’s just fowl.
“Ahhhh, This is the life. I don’t know about you guys but I’m really enjoying this Free Thanksgiving Vacation Week this place was giving out to all us turkeys. Soooo Relaxing. I wonder what thier serving for dinner tonite?”
Worst. Swingers party. Ever.
Unless those are the smallest turkeys I’ve ever seen, I think they’re just chickens. Also, judging by the bottle of Fairy dish detergent, I would say this is not an American kitchen.
That’s not so odd. I’ve been doing that with my chickens for years. My mom used to do it when I was young, too. It always made me feel like the chicken didn’t mind being headless and waiting to be cooked. Very casual about it. These are definitely turkeys, though.
Ahhh… feels good man
Okay, now THAT is disturbing. THANKS Picture Is Unrelated, I’m going to have nightmares tonight! But on the other hand, I DID need to come up with some stuff to freak my group out with, so this will hopefully work.
“Sorry, guys, but I gotta get out. I’m freezing my giblets off!”
Somebody took “meat must rest” too seriously.
Wow. What a sick mind. Here comes the animal rights activists!
If they had miniature bottles, this would be SO much funnier.
It looks like an old folks home in God’s Waiting Room
this is racist
This is from either My Mom is a Fob or My Dad is a Fob
Is anybody else reminded of the Jacuzzi scene from Harry and the Hendersons?
I get it! Its a Turkisg Bath!
The turkeys lost their heads when they realized their “Turkuzzi” was lacking bubbles.
How can something be so horrible and so hilarious at the same time?
Chickens worst nightmare come true.
“Oh, Dave, did you pee?”
oh man the after life is so much better then i imagined it would be… wait there still gonna eat us, oh! oh god