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Why wouldn’t they write that in French then?

November 21st, 2009

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110 Responses to “Why wouldn’t they write that in French then?”

  1. JJMB says:

    Because then they’d have something written on their car in… French.

  2. lolcopter says:

    As a french, I can understand the guy doesn’t want french people in his cab. But dogs, seriously. Dogs are cool ! What a retard.

  3. zhoen says:

    French, English, same thing, right?

    (Check your headline, why wouldn’t “they”?)

  4. Dunk says:

    Because the fact that it’s in English is another F you to the French. They are reputed to be the rudest travelers on Earth. Even more so than us ‘mericans.

    • Kit Kat says:

      Wouldn’t this cab make them even ruder?

    • Xupz says:

      Actually, Parisians don’t need to travel to be rude.

    • Cleo says:

      They are not only reputed to be rudest travelers, THEY ARE THE RUDEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. Kick them out.

    • Leela says:

      Well, according to a recent study, the French are also much more interested in other people’s culture, to their way of life when they travel. Wich is not the cas of the Brits or the Americans (for instance).
      This is absolutly racist; it reminds me of dark times of history; “Jews and dogs not allowed” or “blacks and dogs not allowed”

  5. Daniel says:

    What about Frenchmen without dogs? dogs without Frenchmen?

  6. Mr Evilwrench says:

    All us white folks look alike to them, and we all speak English, don’t you know. Right?

  7. Arno says:

    I believe the reason is that many pro-Tibetan independence frenchmen (most of frenchmen actually) called for a boycott of the 2010 Beijing olympics.
    In that regard, it is ironical that he uses a sign from the nazi time (replace “frenchemn” with “jews”) to make fun of an anti-imperialistic movement…

  8. Goldie says:

    I’ve never met French tourists, and now I’m scared of them.

  9. FrenchGuy says:

    Hahaha ! Free Tibet :P

    • 8miler says:

      Haha,No way!its freed oready.
      you guys know nothing bout china
      all you got is from the media
      not all true

      • JeanneDarc says:

        If Tibet was free, it would be an independent country like most tibetans aspire to.
        I guess your opinion is moulded by the “thought unification” policy of the chinese communist party, that apparently is effective.
        I am sure this taxi man has been allowed to put his sign because that complies with the govermnent’s policy. But would he be allowed to put up “No communists nor dogs” for instance ?
        I doubt it.

  10. Kara says:

    That actually does say that without being translated wrong 0_o

    • Zero says:

      I can only understand a little Chinese but I’m Japanese so I can read many of the kanji. It didn’t look like the translation was correct, but after looking it up in the dictionary I can confirm Kara is correct – it does say no French or dogs can ride.

  11. Aaron Hong says:

    Cue the French Bruce Lee kicking the windshield in…

    except that the French don’t have a Bruce Lee… but they do have a Spider-man.

  12. Mmm says:

    What does the driver have against dogs?

    • The Golden Fox says:

      Well i dont think the driver would have anything agains dogs if they could give him a destination and some freaking MONEY
      Belive me dogs does not like to pay for the ride

  13. will says:

    please, everyone knows dogs can’t read french

    • Curan says:

      haha, that’s a funny conclusion. sensibility needs to be secured to the poster of the car. but, if it were “dogs and frenchmen” consecutively, it’s more likely that dogs have to engage into the reading.

  14. mlmp says:

    C’est du n’importe quoi!

  15. Gabriel says:

    Screw the sign, I’m more interested in what’s in the car that would make Chinese passerbys stop and look and take pictures.

  16. 2 says:

    I’m French and I don’t really understand that.
    Well, the boycott is old and French didn’t really know all the story.
    It’s just because the motto of French republic is : “Freedom, equality, fraternity”

    Well, ok for the French but as it was written above, why dogs ?

  17. Xupz says:

    COME ON! Stop thinking Parisians are the only people in France, dammit!

    THEY suck.

  18. Andy B says:

    I’ll just open my own cab company and refuse to carry spiders and visigoths.

  19. SAM (french) says:

    Because all dogs are not french!!!

  20. TheHand says:

    “Eaux dear!” exclaimed the Parisian Poodle. “Now how shall I geaux to ze operah? Sacré bleu!”

  21. Al says:

    How many dogs do you know that can read English? There’s no translation for them. This is animal abuse.

  22. daFrenchie says:

    As I am French I have sometimes seen how French people behave abroad. Damn I can understand he puts us on the same level as dogs.

  23. Shep333 says:

    If they had just written “Refuse to carry dogs”, it would obviously imply that Frenchmen weren’t allowed as well. Silly redundant Japanese taxi.

    • gee says:

      Silly you, rather. It’s not a Japanese but a Chinese taxi.. who somehow supports Beijing Olympics.

    • chris says:

      Hey,

      Japanese and Chinese are the same right ? I bet a dime you are American !

      • gee says:

        Well, you just lost your dime. I’m Singaporean. And precisely why I know that China and Japan are like freaking two different countries. And I’m sick of Americans thinking that Singapore is some part of China by the way.

        • Shep333 says:

          perhaps it’s a Chinese taxi in Japan? that would explain the unusual fascination it has evoked.

          • gee says:

            Ya, totally. And those Chinese people and Beijing is OBVIOUSLY in Japan! WOW, now why didn’t I think of that?

            • Shep333 says:

              Yes i too have noticed all that you have pointed out, but chose to ignore them of the grounds of pure amusement. Your literal sarcasm is threatening to kill all the funny.

  24. -SVEN- says:

    I can understand keeping the French out of the car, but whats wrong with dogs?

  25. Tom says:

    Shouldn’t Dogs get top billing over Frenchmen?

  26. Kate says:

    Wait….what’s the difference?

  27. Curan says:

    Where there previous circumstances in which dog’s faeces were troubling? Going against the French is a racialist aspect. But, hinting on racism, the animal species are thrust to non-partial views as well?

  28. incredible sickness says:

    hmmm, strange folks.
    don’t they eat dogs?
    maybe tahts why they don’t write bark bark, wou kai, or stuff.
    do they also eat frenchmen?

  29. EmperorQuinto says:

    *Cough*, they’re being redundant… All they had to write was dogs…

  30. Chamelon says:

    They fart in your general direction.

  31. Chris says:

    Okay, so a Frenchman gets to China with a dog, a chicken and a cabbage. But he cant’s get to his hotel because he can’t ride in a cab with his dog — the cabs will only take Frenchmen *or* dogs. If he leaves the dog on the curb and takes the chicken, the dog will pee on the cabbage…

    • Shep333 says:

      I know this one. The Frenchmen DOES take the chicken first, and allows the dog to pee on the cabbage, because everyone knows dirty Frenchmen love urine-soaked cabbage. He goes back to get the cabbage only to find that the dog has been eaten because everyone knows that silly Chinese people eat dogs. He mourns the loss of his dog, eats the urine cabbage, then goes back and has sex with the chicken. Easy. Anymore brain busters?

      • chris says:

        Damn it, you find the secret ingredient in our French cuisine , we urine-soaked (best result with a diabetic Frenchman) our vegetables and have sex with the animals before slaughtering them. That gives the best ratatouille ever, no wonder the word and especially America is craving for French cuisine ! Now I think the Chinese are jealous of the French because we don’t eat dogs …

  32. -Redsands- says:

    I think he should seriously reconsider the dogs part… Dogs are way less stinky than the French.

  33. Anna says:

    Frenchmen and dogs… And what, exactly, is the difference?

  34. Ting says:

    alright, guys, i’m chinese, no comment on the pic. just wanna make it clear to those who don’t understand what’s it to do with dogs. in chinese, if someone says that you are a dog, he’s swearing on your personality. it’s nothing to do with animal discrimination, just the traditional saying.
    As for the saying of ‘** and dogs are not allowed’, it’s all because dating back to early 20th century, when there were foreign settlements in major cities in china, these foreigners held the dominance and forbade local residents to have their original rights, like making a sign at the park gate saying ‘chinese and dogs are not allowed to come in’

    • Al says:

      Thank you for the explanation, Ting. Wo ai zhongguo.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Xie xie, Ting! Does the word “Ting” mean other than “stop” in China? I remember that word from Taxi directions when I lived in Taiwan.

      • 8miler says:

        Ting means stopped
        or maybe its just a name which means nothing

        • Ting says:

          you are not chinese, are you? chinese is not as simple as you think.

          one sound can represent lots of characters in chinese, not to mention the same sounds in different tones.

          ting only means stop when referred to 停.
          婷 is a common girl’s name, BUT, it’s NOT meaningless. every character in chinese has its meangings.

    • espressofrog says:

      So it’s only fair to do exactly the same 100 years after the boxer’s war. Just because.

      Fun how the free Tibet movement (which I’m no supporter) was mostly spearheaded by US celebrities but the glorious democratic republic of China decided to pick on the least threatening one, France. I smell a big fat commie rat :-)

      • expat says:

        There is no such thing as a democratic republic of China. There is a People’s Republic of China (i.e. China) and a Republic of China (i.e. Taiwan). The PRC may be the people’s republic but the people actually have no say in the matter, as it is really just a dictatorship that calls itself communist. The ROC (Taiwan) on the other hand is a vibrant democracy and people there do enjoy giving the government a good kick come election time.

  35. sanddunee says:

    Why, because frenchmen are all octopi and deserve to be slapped and dogs can’t eat chocolate.

  36. Demondares says:

    why no dogs, i can understand the no french everybody hates those guys. but no dogs? jeez…

  37. Herg! says:

    Chinese people eat dogs, right? So I suppose what the driver, who must be nery neat, really means is “It’s not allowed to eat or stink in this car”

  38. Wolfpack says:

    You stupide Japonese pigue!
    Driveee fastor!

  39. chuckn norris says:

    who dosent

  40. killkiss says:

    haha, lovely guys~
    真好玩的一群人。

  41. Holz says:

    I really hope this guy never sees a Poodle on hkis way

  42. Herg! says:

    Tsc… If you can’t french kiss or do it doggy style, what’s the point in having a back seat?

  43. 8miler says:

    everyone knows that silly Chinese people eat dogs

    ===================
    how silly you are. who told you chinese people eat dogs, a lot ppl dont eat dogs because of the religional reasons.
    not many people in china eat dogs, i dont know why you would think so.

    • yu says:

      maybe he supposed Chinese “is Korean”…–!
      take easy, most westerner even don’t know what’s the difference between Asia and Africa, they know themselves only. To be honest, it’s a good news ^0^

  44. iamcanjim says:

    Actually, there is a famous photo of a sign in Shanghai from the time of the foreign settlement in a park that says “no Chinese or Dogs.” This is trying to spoof that. The ironic thing is the photograph of the sign was cooked up by the Communist government after to revolution to increase anti foreigner sentiment.

    I commonly have Chinese taxis refuse to pick me up because I am white, esp. if I am with a Chinese girl. And that is in Shanghai, the most cosmopolitan mainland Chinese city. It is much worse in Beijing.

    • Sinya says:

      Since Beijing is the capital of Qing Dynasty and People’s Republic of China, most people there are conservative. I am in Guangdong and People here are much better. We trade with western people and accept much western culture since 1960s. Note that the most founders of Republic of China are Cantonese

      • bert says:

        Maybe I misunderstand you but please define “conservative”.

        If it means after getting rich, buying million dollar dogs, having a BMW or two and one or two extra ‘wives’, going out to KTV with some other females besides your wife and sending you kid off to some middle school to live so that you don’t have to bother with them. Then you are right Chinese are very conservative. Money is the ONLY standard for most mainlanders.

        But this driver is showing he is willing to lose money by not picking up Englsih reading Frenchies. Bravo!

        The sad thing is I’ll bet most Chinese thought this kind of tit for tat was so powerful and cool. Look how they are smiling after showing off the freedom of speech they so clearly have!

  45. ding ho says:

    I believe it’s play on what the British used to post on signs in certain areas they controlled in China. It would basically read “no Chinese or dogs allowed”. If you recall there was a wave of anti-French sentiment in China in the run up to the Beijing Olympics due to some protests in Paris during the torch run. You put the 2 together and you get this picture.

  46. cheewowwa says:

    What’s wrong with dogs? Ugh those Chinese

  47. Laughing Gnome says:

    No, no, no! You’re reading it wrong! It’s not saying that it’s refusing to carry Frenchmen and dogs; it’s declaring that it IS refuse and its purpose is to carry Frenchmen and dogs. DUH.

  48. samson says:

    Some Chinese are not self-confidence,and now they are very Self-expansion.

  49. DiNozzo says:

    What’s the difference?

  50. Lady Tanuki says:

    Take this cab to Paris, wait overnight, and find it in an alley somewhere with the tires flat, windows smashed, and all sorts of French swear words spray painted all over it.

  51. Molly says:

    They were being polite. . .It’s supposed to read “refuse to carry frenchmen and their bitches”

  52. Joachim says:

    In fact, as a Frenchmen, this image can be easily explained.
    There are a lot of diplomatics tensions between French government and Chinese one because of difficult questions like Tibet or Dalaï Lama.
    Like Chinese don’t make a difference between people and politics, this one of the response they made.
    And it’s true. The most part of French are horrible tourists.

  53. xzc426 says:

    ouch, that’s pretty harsh. lol.

  54. ppkdlosdd says:

    it means “frenchmen are bitches just like a dog” in chinese.

  55. fandui says:

    To hell with racism. It’s amusing how ignorant people are on this board though. People actually think this is Japanese. People don’t understand why China is boycotting France. People actually still believe the “Chinese and dogs” sign was real.

  56. Usual BS says:

    The whole “No chinese and Dogs allowed” sign myth has been well proven NOT to be true and all you dumb f*** wits on the net keep repeating the nonsense. It was in the Bruce Lee movie and that is all… Dumbasses. If someone told you the sky was falling or to go jump of a cliff you would all do it.

    Fuck, are your average people stupid.

    I think the sign is great though. They should encourage a ban against the French. France should be banned period.

  57. haha says:

    This sign rocks, at least some people are honest about their beliefs and political stance.

  58. Haterz says:

    HAHA …… pooor chinese taxi drivers =(
    but i do understand them, french tourists are so Fckn rude, they don’t spend money, they’re just jewbags haha !
    i understanf the guy, what would you do in his place ??!! if almost all frenchmen you’ve caried make troubles ? for sure i wont carry people alike

    honestly, chinese tourists are rude too ……..so fuck this world wanna go live in the sun !

  59. andre says:

    Chineeses are stupid Twerps,they still blind due to there eyes half closed.

  60. Jimmy says:

    Why?
    Because the two had tendency to pee on the car seat…

  61. DaVince says:

    Woah, that’s racist.

  62. handoffrog says:

    This taxi driver has just watched “vita e bella” by Roberto Begnigni….

  63. Abuzer Killibagir says:

    Nuke Paris, nuke Beijing. Problem solved. Boo-yeah!

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