He Looks So Happy, I Don’t Have The Heart To Point Out The Obvious
November 20th, 2009
Submitted By: James B
Fave Comment: I can get past the blood soaked demon spawn…… But the guy is so damn creepy looking that he could actually be the genetic father, there is an actual resemblance. And his pose with the tilted head is the capper. – CheebaHawk
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point out the obvious…. oh i see, he has red on his cap
Holy crap, the look on that dude’s face is creepier than that thing is.
It’s the kind of look that says, “I’m going to molest this child”, except it’s totally not a child.
isn’t that the dude from total recall? the baby I mean
I had the same thought…
Quaaaaaaid
And I thought Kuato was creepy.
Holy. Fucking. Christ. o-o;
Hey Maw! Paw! Lookie at what I founded…can I keeps him?
What is that?!
Is that eyeliner? I think that makes this even creepier.
No.. i think it’s mascara… Good try tho!
I wonder how he got those shiners.
whats with his old-man-looking shoulder? He is creepy.
It seems like that thing doesn’t even has legs
IT’S ALIVE!!1
(c’mon, am I the only one who knows Larry Cohen’s trilogy of awesome movies? This isn’t Total Recall…)
Damn, I thought I was the only one who would remember that! Good one.
It’s Alive!! And . . . covered in jam!!
I can get past the blood soaked demon spawn…… But the guy is so damn creepy looking that he could actually be the genetic father, there is an actual resemblance.
And his pose with the tilted head is the capper.
Come on junior, it’s time to take a picture with your brother.
The obvious being that bloody mutant baby is engaged to someone else?
In addition to eyeliner, he seems to have two black eyes? Am I wrong?
very disturbing
I couldn’t decide what to make for dinner tonight. BBQ ribs it is!
Am I the only guy who noticed he’s blind in one eye?
No, many guys have noticed that they are blind in one eye.
Perhaps it’s a side effect of all that Viagra you’ve been scarfing down.
ZING!
OK, that made me lol so hard.
Anti-Abortion activists have really let themselves go…
He looks like he just ripped the flesh off the baby…
It’s a preview for Hellboy 3!
You’ve got red on you.
EPIC…. WIN….
Nothing major here. His kid fell into the General Tso’s Chicken at the local Chinese buffet place.
Win!!! Kudos to you.
What a soldier! He has Cataracts and is just so happy!
He looks like the spawn of Satan…not sure what to make of the blood-soaked, demon baby that he’s holding though.
^best comment
Jessco only wanted two things in life: to marry a honey barbecue sandwich and to nurture a child with harlequin icthyosis. Not only did he get his wish, but he got in a bitchin’ bar fight to boot.
Double you-tee-eff is up with that photo?!!?? My eyes have burned out of their sockets!
I’m more concerned with who took the photo.
Thanks to abortion, the Anti-Christ didn’t have much chance. Take THAT conservatives!
omg. What the FUCK is THAT THING? who tell what dat is gets a cookie =3, but no rly What the fuck? i am not going to sleep tonight ><
It’s a Halloween prop covered in red funk…. Don’t know what the thing to the left is, though..
I work in a haunted houses every halloween. This looks like something we would do. It has to be from a haunt!
Dad‽
That is one hell of a Halloween costume!
for some reason I can’t add a link or clickie today.
But it’s definately the baby from It’s Alive (1974). You can even buy one for your very own should you want such a hideous thing in your home, lol. Google it’s alive baby prop and it’s the first result.
That there is direct result of inbreeding… And the kid is messed up too.
wtf this seriously scared the shit out of me. i have never been so close to peeing myself before.
It looks like an anti-abortion ad from south america.
I’m honestly about to be sick…
The family resemblance is uncanny.
That guy’s so creepy and awkward that even evil bloody mutant baby shirks away from his love. She’s just trying to think of a polite way to reject his advances- she doesn’t want to say anything hurtful.
“His mother and father fought all the time and called each other names, like brother and sister.”
I’d credit the movie that the quote comes from, but it was such a bad movie that I have no memory of the name. Think it’s active repression. Next I’ll repress this picture.
Mommy always told me i shouldnt squeeze my little demon or i’ll go blind. His mom didn’t.
This is why you don’t adopt in Silent Hill.
that’s just wrong. How’d it get here?
a great man named Dana Carvey once said ‘Could it be….. SATAN?!’
and apparently, he was right.
Looks like smokin all that meth finally paid off!
I’m guessing the mother is a Black Sabbath album…
Or maybe Rosemary
Nice to see that the red-headed stepchild gets some love occasionally.
It’s the camo ballcap with white flames that makes me unable to jerk off to this.
It haz dinosaur pawz
The Quentin Terentino remake of “The Tell-Tale Heart” Seems a bit more morbid than the original!
it always pissed me off that they never showed us what rosemarys baby looked like.. now i wish i had never known
This is the absolute scariest, most f-ed up picture I have ever seen in my entire life. How? Why? Who? All seem equally frightening at this point.
i don’t have the heart to tell him, but thks is what you get when you get your sister pregnant
Love comes in all shapes and sizes…
I wish I could un-see that. I REALLY wish I could un-see that.
Jaro from Dead Infection!
Hell YEAH!
Awe =[ He looks so happy though lmao. Poor guy. and the red baby thing is just scary… but the guy looks so happy. awe=[
O_O omg *mindbleach* *passes the mindbleach to other people*
oh my god… hell raiser anyone?
RENESMEE??
KUATO LIVES!!!!