He seemed like a pleasant enough fellow…pity he felt suicide was the only way out of his hellish disfigured nightmare. oh well. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Wrong! “In jedem siebten Ei” – klingelts? Of course there are com’s (plenty of), but not *that* shitty, its not even funny. I’d have browned my pants if I’d have seen that as child.
that’s kind of like cannibalism, isn’t it? he’s breaking open one of his tiny little chocolate brethren and pulling out his guts (which coincidentally happens to be shaped like a small plastic man)!
I remember when this ad was shown (in Scotland – and the rest of the UK presumably!) It didn’t come with Pedobear approval but I’m sure it would have gotten the thumbs up.
@EvilMachine
My god, good old Rubber Jonny!
I think he is several levels creepier than that silly egg…
When I saw it the first time it seriously scared the shit out of me!!
I’m pretty sure this is a reference to a childrens’ story. At least, I know one in Russian about an egg-guy sitting on a wall, then falling down and cracking his… head. Damn, that actually is WTF.
Is that Verne Troyer? Or just his “special” cousin?
Maybe in his early career, he took what ever he could get, even if it meant speaking a language he didn’t fully understand, and sustaining a massive concussion…
Wow, the only Kinder Surprise I’ve ever seen was in a German schisse porn. This is way weirder.
I want my mommy.
WTF?!?!?!?!
This guy is creepy I’ll never eat that shit again
This commercial is hilarious. Kinder Eggs are awesome. We used to get them while my dad was stationed in Germany.
Hold me!
Ross Perot?
He seemed like a pleasant enough fellow…pity he felt suicide was the only way out of his hellish disfigured nightmare. oh well. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Choca doobie!
I was at school when that came out. Chocadoobie!
Don’t bogart that chocadoobie!!!!
That sounded amazingly like ubby-dubby. You know, the secret language from Zoom? “Hubbi Frubbiendsz!”
Love it! Kinder eggs rule!
Nothing wrong here, just an egg-shaped man talking like a Sim
i’m german but even in germany there’s not such a creepy commercial for kinder surprise…well, there isn’t any commercial for it.
Wrong! “In jedem siebten Ei” – klingelts?
Of course there are com’s (plenty of), but not *that* shitty, its not even funny. I’d have browned my pants if I’d have seen that as child.
and everyone thinks the Japanese are weird…
that’s kind of like cannibalism, isn’t it? he’s breaking open one of his tiny little chocolate brethren and pulling out his guts (which coincidentally happens to be shaped like a small plastic man)!
I am pretty certain this ad is banned in some European countries.
I remember when this ad was shown (in Scotland – and the rest of the UK presumably!) It didn’t come with Pedobear approval but I’m sure it would have gotten the thumbs up.
Maybe, if someone translated what he was saying, something in there might make it make sense.
No? Didn’t think so.
I too was at school when that was being shown on tv, there’s a ton of UK 80s adverts on YouTube if you just look, but none are as freaky as that one!
P.S. Don’t take away my Breakaway!
I have something with the same level of creepyness. Click my name to see it. ^^
O____O
I remember this ad. My sister was scared of it. Horrible horrible advert.
Toys inside a chocolate egg? What could possibly go wrong?
i remember this advert.
or rather, i remember it *now*.
thanks, PIU, for bringing back yet another repressed memory….
@EvilMachine
My god, good old Rubber Jonny!
I think he is several levels creepier than that silly egg…
When I saw it the first time it seriously scared the shit out of me!!
Shit, might as well hit EvilMachine’s reply button. but tooooo laaaaaate.
“dun dun duuuuuuuuun”
I’m pretty sure this is a reference to a childrens’ story. At least, I know one in Russian about an egg-guy sitting on a wall, then falling down and cracking his… head. Damn, that actually is WTF.
Huh, it’s actually Humpty Dumpty from Alice in Wonderland.
Nevermind the Alice In Wonderland part…
I think this commercial is the prove Kinder Surprise contains a plastic egg full of hard drugs!
DUNNO SOURCE?????
I sent this vid,lol…..
Looks like a rejected makeup test for the Sontarans.
OMG…
I think I just dooblie ooblie sharted in my pants. . .
Ross Perot’s early campaign ads were really, really out there…
In this startling documentary footage, the rare Humpty Dumpty is seen gleefully eating his own young.
Is that Verne Troyer? Or just his “special” cousin?
Maybe in his early career, he took what ever he could get, even if it meant speaking a language he didn’t fully understand, and sustaining a massive concussion…
Oh great, here come the weird nightmares again.
So Sloth from Goonies had an even more retarded child?
cos this is DEFIANTLY guna make children want kinder eggs
well , i love that egg !!! if you do , too , log on to veryeggie.webs.com , the official fansite for this cute little figure !!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, hes soooooo cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im serious , check out his fan site , veryeggie.webs.com !!!!!!!!!!
it is a very popular site .
this is what the germans do when theyre not trying to take over the world
lol this is what happens when the smurfs’ drugs wear off, and they turn to cannbalism