What’s more of a novelty than Dong Bongs?
November 8th, 2009
The Penis salt and pepper shakers, of course!
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Douche
Dude these are all over Amsterdam! You can get absolutely everything penis shaped, it’s Amsterdam!
i wonder if’ there’s a plastic surgeon in Amsterdam that can make people’s HEADS penis shaped.
I WANT ONE!
thats not a bong. Those are salt and pepper shakers!…MMMMh salty Dong.
I dunno, the ones with the pictures of windmills on the side like china plates of yesteryear amuse me more!
@Becca, yeah.. that was the point of the saying, ‘What is more amusing than…’ =)
You know, if someone wasn’t paying attention, a penis-shaped pepper shaker could cause some issues down there!
Penis-shaped things are so common in Amsterdam. Even the National monument is nicknamed “The Penis”. So there’s nothing wtf about this at all.
Unless you’re, you know, not Dutch or obsessed by penises.
Not obsesses by penises?
Does Not Compute.
Salt and pecker, anyone?
Would you actually put SALT PETER in the salt shaker???
Sooo-rrry…someone had to say it!
No, it IS saltpeter.
Umm… how is being able to get almost anything penis-shaped (such as these lovely marijuana themed salt and pepper set) in a certain country not WTF?
Because most of us have seen much worse around the internet.
Spicing up your sex life one shaker at a time
that’s alot of salt n’ pepper. i have the strangest urge to see one done up in a paisley pattern. i’d totally use a set like that at parties.
shouldn’t the pepper shakers be larger than the salt ones?
Perfect christmas gift for your mom and dad!
Want, want, want.
“Love from Amsterdam” makes these extra awesome.
For the price of the set, shipping costs, and a trifling fee, that can be arranged.
“Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker!!”
No wait… Don’t!!!
I’d love to get a set of these for my parents! Especially the marijuana set. They’d adore ‘em. Yes, I have _that_ kind of parents. They’d put them on the table at Thanksgiving dinner, and the rest of the family would laugh in delight.
I want some for my parents too. They’re pretend not to notice. They’re *that* kind of parents.
When the whole family is together for Christmas, you’ll hear the strained creaking of the entire family *not noticing* as hard as they can.
*cracking up* Be sure to get pictures if they spontaneously explode from *not noticing*.
But pepper shakers need more than one hole at the top… eergh.
Let’s see you explain the pot-leaf ones to Customs. Oh, and do not use on unexplained calf pain.
been there this year and i actually saw lots of penis shaped stuff xD
“I made a bong outta this dildo, I call it Bong-A-Long-A-Ding-Dong.” – Upright Citizens Brigade season 2. Good job stealing their idea, Amsterdam.
Come to think of it, there isn’t many differences between these salt shakers and a real penis. After all, something white comes out of both of them when you shake them.
Epic win. LOL LOL LOL
On the other hand, I’d not dare putting pepper in my dick!
Always use a condiment
Haha, nice.
Sex, drugs, and a high-sodium diet FTW.
…which end does it come out…?
I have one of those! Saw it in a shop in Amsterdam and couldn’t resist.
we were in Amsterdam and I thought of you(Estube en Amsterdam y me acorde de ti)
They should have a new blog called “WTF All Penises All the Time”. Penis jokes are cheap and get old. More truly random pictures please!
I thought the kangaroo scrotum lighters in Sydney were random…
I think your salt is gay with my pepper…
i think i now know how mrs.salt and mr.pepper had paprika on bluues clues