That's a lot of balls
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Paging Dr. House.
WIN.
He only wins if you can find his penis. I don’t think it’s in there!
what the fuck. o_o
Elephantiasis.
I totally just thought of The Breakfast Club right there. Just so you know.
You’d probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun.
Um, isn’t ‘something’ missing?
yes, something is most certainly missing from this equation.. the color in his right eye.
OMG! I hadn’t noticed that before D:
He looks so intense – is he hypnotizing us?
“Look deep into my eyes! You are feeling… hey! Up here! My EYES!”
Or, maybe he already has. It would explain a lot.
I’m sure he could hypnotize anyone with those… eyes.
well… I think they ate his “little buddy”
All he needs now is a loop to hold on to. He needs to be combined with the nutless inflatable guy.
wow — maybe that movie in Johnny Dangerously was right — if so this guy get the most action EVER for a man with no penis!!
Yes, because women love this look.
And sometimes, they can explode!
This is testicular elephantitis. It’s a rare but real disease. They get giant, but the growth is only limited to the poor individual’s balls.
Elephantiasis, anyone?
Sure I’ll take two.
Ah yes, Elephantiasis of the scrotum. Sadly the penis usually disapears….
of course now i have AC/DC’s Big Balls going through my head….
Now we all do – thanks!!
..I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all
this guy could not even walk! ouch!
I bet that instead of jizzing sperm cells, he jizzes sperm whales.
dude win
epic.
I think I saw this on TV at some point…. He got bitten by a bug and ended up having to wheel his balls around in a wheelbarrow.
No….
There’s a picture by the artist Hokusai – the same guy that did the iconic Tsunami & Mt Fuji picture – of one such wheelbarrow case. And you’re right about the bite – but it’s a mosquito or other blood-sucking fly that’s the vector of the filarial worms that cause this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphatic_filariasis
I bet Barry White has nothin on this guy. I bet that his vocal chords go so low they emit dots!
Is this the guy from the “Many Faces Of Death” videos? What’s great about this is that someone has it framed, possibly on their mantle.
looks like someone shopped away his penis …
Unfortunately, it’s not shopped. This is a real disease. Yes, including the lack of penis.
-From Google-
”
Elephantiasis may also affect the male and female genital organs. In a male, there may be enlargement of the scrotum, and the penis may be retracted under skin which has become thickened, nonelastic, hot and painful. The spermatic cords may become thickened.
The external parts of the female genital organs (vulva) may also be affected by elephantiasis. A long, tumorous mass covered by thickened and ulcerated skin may develop between the thighs. There may also be an enlargement of the lymph nodes of the legs.
”
I thought it wasn’t ok to submit (let alone put up) pictures of people who have been disfigured through no fault of their own?
Or is it ok if the disfigurment is specially humiliating?
I thought it wasn’t ok to submit (let alone put up) pictures of people who have been disfigured through no fault of their own?
Where the fuck did you come up with that rule? A unique and special voice in your head, or somewheres else?
Yes, if you even submit such a picture, you will be summarily shot.
So the birth-defected pig a bit back is okay?
That explains why he looks so sad… If this picture was in color those balls would be blue.
New verb! to “squirk” – to bitch about something no one cares about in the hopes of feeling moral justification. esp. in cases where vindication would result in censorship or cessation of lulz. ex. “Al Gore squirked long and hard about manbearpig but no one gave a shit.”
Thank you. We all kinda needed that.
naw its cool, he’s a foreigner
bah-dum-ching!
He clearly posed for the picture, and then soemone FRAMED it. I think the framing this is the disturbing part.
Yes I’m sure fully consented to this picture and was then rushed to hospital for the latest treatment by his colonial overseers.
So it’s just fine to post this… hell he’d probably be laughing right along with us.
This should be taken down.
Actually, it’s pretty educational to today’s internet perusers. After all, many of them haven’t ever heard of elephantiasis. Seeing an image like this sparks their interest to learn!
On the plus side, I bet he has no problem telling off his boss, punching a cop or disagreeing with my wife.
Or eliminating the Taliban single-handed.
Or is that balls of steel?
Pictures of medical conditions do not belong here.
Get the fuck over yourself. Douchebag.
Sqwirk? Are you telling me that my big and enormous balls aren’t enough funny to be on the interweb? What are you? some kind of gay man who can’t jerk off so he have to squirt himself? (squirt-sqwirk) Come on, we are all having a good time here.
gtfo moralfag
Who the fuck died and left you in charge? No one forces you to visit this site.
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, Sqwirk. You have another cause to go and fight.
That’s a good point. Whether or not you think this is right, the man DID pose for the picture. Granted, he didn’t know it would be available worldwide through the interwebs.
Because the dude is obviously going to get onto the internet and give a fuck what people are saying about his massive balls, right?
who’s talkin about my giant balls? that’s it!! *picks up giant balls and goes looking for WTF commentors*
I’ll back you up Sqwirk. This is no fault of his own. Let’s laugh at people who did something to earn our derision.
Derision? both of you need to get a life! Big balls are funny! i dont look down on the guy, i just think he has funny nuts. I do wonder how he gets around though. think he uses a wheelbarrow?
I don’t laugh at him. If anything, I now know more about Elephantitis.
He’s certain to always have a seat to sit on !
Would you go on a date with a guy like this, Claire? I mean, if he had a nice personality and a cool car… although you’d probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would be riding shotgun.
Breakfast Club ref FTW!
thats the first thing i thought of lol
Exactly!!! When I saw this picture, I thought “I wonder if this is the picture Bender wanted to show her?”
I’ve got Balls of Steel!
That’s a lot of balls? No, it’s actually the same quantity as most men: two. They just happen to be ginormous.
His teabags break the cups.
WIN.
OUCH I SAT ON MY NUTS
Clearly pants are not an option, but why isn’t he wearing a shirt? I guess with balls that big he does what he wants…
No one had the balls to tell him otherwise.
*groan* The cheesiness of that joke is more more morally questionable than the posting of this picture!
I notice THATS A LOT OF BALLS came just after WHAT A DICK.
This particular picture is out of an old medical reference book, that’s why he’s nude, and the poor guy has probably long since passed away from old age. The person who submitted it probably works in medicine in some capacity, that profession leaves one with a rather warped sense of humor (which would explain the picture frame)
When sex change and boobs implant went wrong…
Crushing your boyfriend’s ego has never been easier
With Big-O-Balls!
Make his penis disappear,
And his balls incredibly easier to kick when he misbehaves!
Pictureisunrelated = jumped the shark
Be careful what you wish for…
I still think you gotta have some pretty big balls to be photographed in such an explicit manner.
Am I the only one reminded of “The Breakfast Club”?? John Bender asks Claire if she would ever date a guy with elephantitis of the nuts and goes on to tell her that she would have to ride in the back seat of his car since his nuts would always ride shotfun. LMFAO
*shotgun
…dammit I can’t type!
Frank had yet to work his balls off. . .
if i didn’t know any better, i’d say he’s half nuts
WIN!
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! surprised no one else said that XD
Wow I had an idea idea that elephantis existed but I didn’t know about it being contained to one area usually. Thanks for the info. I like learning!
GET THIS MAN A WOMAN WITH BRUISES ON HER KNEES, QUICK!!!
The first thing I thought of was those rubber bouncing ball toys that they had when I was a kid (70s) that had ears or horns that you held onto while you sat on the ball and bounced.
Geez, I’ve actually seen this before, in my college boyfriend’s medical entomology textbook back in 1977. It has haunted me for over 30 years. Thanks SO MUCH for renewing the horror.
Y’all wouldn’t run the shot I sent of the young nekkid lad with his face in the cow’s giney; so wtf is up with this one? You lost yer nuts?
” THATS A LOT OF NUTS!”
kung pow enter the fist
-Nut Vendor
Silly me… I actually tought those sperm-shaped things in the picture from 11/03 were some kinda of candy made in Amsterdam
Ok..so what’s in the bag?
Elephantiasis must be especially difficult when it covers your penis…
Cisco Adler has *nothing* on this guy.
I can’t believe that no one noticed that one leg is bigger then the other.
Actually, it isn’t. I thought that too at first, but its actually just the light doing weird stuffs.
No comment….
All I can think of is The Breakfast Club
Did no one notice that this is in a frame? Someone actually took the time, money, and space to FRAME THIS.
He’s got big balls
She’s got big balls.
But we’ve got the biggest
BALLS OF THEM ALL!
where’s his penis? hahaha
Hey, at least it doubles as a portable seat!
Thus, there is no god.
He cant walk so he hops up & down on them like a bouncy ball. boing , boing,boing
MUITO TENSO
Remember when you were a kid and you had one of those big balls with a handle that you can sit on and bounce everywhere on? This guy’s just reliving his childhood. Either that, or his nutsack has elephantitis.
This reminds of a certain quote that reads of “A distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags”. How about you?
All Balls, and no Stick
am i the only who noticed he didnt have a dick above them?
How did he get the beans over the frank???
WHERE.
IS.
HIS.
PENIS.
He could use those as a hoppity hop to get around
It’d only be good if he can find his penis, which i bet is squished.
All of these comments sort of explain the look on this poor bastard’s face. Peace go with you, brother.