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November 3rd, 2009

(insert willy wonka joke)

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Fave Comment: Now on sale at “Spitters are Quitters” Candy Shop – Holz

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27 Responses to “(insert willy wonka joke here)”

  1. jomarthegreat says:

    You see son, when a man and a woman love each other very much…

  2. Nessa says:

    Not really a WTF but a rather tasty alcoholic beverage.

  3. Doug says:

    New Wonka Vanilla Sperma Wormas…

  4. Mike says:

    Who needs a premade spermcicle? home-made is where it’s at.

  5. XYZ says:

    New Spermy with brand new wiggle action, watch as spermy makes it way to the uterus and fights its way there. Will it be a boy or a girl, only you can decide! each sold seperately, for children 18 and up. From JizzBomb (copywrite)

  6. SG says:

    Krugy! We took 8 of these vanilla/caramel Krugy shots to an adult resort in Cancun with a bunch of other couples in July. All us girls swallowed! ;) Made for some fun hot tub pictures too (they float).

  7. Gabriel says:

    These came fresh from our Oompa Loompas.

  8. tavfan says:

    We have those over here all over the place XD always thought it was a wierd idea for a package that kids could see at any time, but actually I guess they mainly thought that those were snakes, so it never was too much of a issue.

  9. Mighty says:

    The egg liqueur’s name is Popsy consisting of “Pop” (imperative of the german verb >poppen< [to f*ck]) and "sy" (misspelled form of "sie" [her]).

  10. Holz says:

    Now on sale at “Spitters are Quitters” Candy Shop

  11. Maki says:

    “mommy, does this means i can get barbie pregnant now?!”

  12. Thedoclc says:

    “Hey guys, how much further to the egg?”
    “I dunno; we just passed the tonsils.”

  13. Mankauf says:

    I should like to top all of you, I have one of these things: http://mankauf.com/images/Matt_spermdrink.jpg

  14. MopTop says:

    Who can take a sunriiiise, sprinkle it with-Wait THAT’S NOT DEW!

  15. Bill says:

    I don’t quite get the Willy Wonka thingy, maybe cuz it’s candy? Who knows. What I do know, is that if the tail end of those guys was a pen, then that would be totally awesome.

    • Cecona says:

      It’s actually alcohol. This is something that would probably be found everywhere at some kind of bachelorette party or a girl’s 21st birthday.

  16. Izzard says:

    straight from wonkas willy

  17. V. says:

    I totally have one of these on my desk. It was in a goodiebag I got a while back, but I still haven’t tried it. :|

  18. Firestorm says:

    Some friends of mine had a bachelorhood party and my gf brought me back one of these. Oddly tasty…

  19. klutzo says:

    “E-choc-ulates”

  20. SG says:

    V, the Krugy ones we bought weren’t very good, all us girls made a face after swallowing, so I must say maybe they were going for reality? LMAO
    Tasted a lot like eggnog (I’m not a fan). I have a bunch of pics, but not anywhere anyone can see them! We all kept one & had the bartenders at the resort refill them with Bailey’s.

    Shopping for them locally (Fort Worth) was fun, I kept going in & telling them I was looking for sperm. 15 stores later, we bought apparently the only 8 in existence in Fort Worth in the last store we decided to check!

    http://www.krugy.com/pages/home.html

  21. Bunny says:

    …I really want some!

  22. Kallie says:

    LOL – I’ve totally had one of these… at drinking party when I was in grade eleven! Totally hilarious shot, and quite tasty…

  23. Who can take a rainbow, cover it in spoooo?
    The CandyMan can.

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