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You see son, when a man and a woman love each other very much…
Horticulture
Not really a WTF but a rather tasty alcoholic beverage.
New Wonka Vanilla Sperma Wormas…
Who needs a premade spermcicle? home-made is where it’s at.
New Spermy with brand new wiggle action, watch as spermy makes it way to the uterus and fights its way there. Will it be a boy or a girl, only you can decide! each sold seperately, for children 18 and up. From JizzBomb (copywrite)
Krugy! We took 8 of these vanilla/caramel Krugy shots to an adult resort in Cancun with a bunch of other couples in July. All us girls swallowed!
Made for some fun hot tub pictures too (they float).
These came fresh from our Oompa Loompas.
We have those over here all over the place XD always thought it was a wierd idea for a package that kids could see at any time, but actually I guess they mainly thought that those were snakes, so it never was too much of a issue.
The egg liqueur’s name is Popsy consisting of “Pop” (imperative of the german verb >poppen< [to f*ck]) and "sy" (misspelled form of "sie" [her]).
Now on sale at “Spitters are Quitters” Candy Shop
“mommy, does this means i can get barbie pregnant now?!”
“Hey guys, how much further to the egg?”
“I dunno; we just passed the tonsils.”
I should like to top all of you, I have one of these things: http://mankauf.com/images/Matt_spermdrink.jpg
So… you’re saying that you swallow but otherwise like to be on top?
OK Mankuaf,This is not a gay thing!!!
Who can take a sunriiiise, sprinkle it with-Wait THAT’S NOT DEW!
I don’t quite get the Willy Wonka thingy, maybe cuz it’s candy? Who knows. What I do know, is that if the tail end of those guys was a pen, then that would be totally awesome.
It’s actually alcohol. This is something that would probably be found everywhere at some kind of bachelorette party or a girl’s 21st birthday.
straight from wonkas willy
I totally have one of these on my desk. It was in a goodiebag I got a while back, but I still haven’t tried it.
There are 2 ways to try it…First ingest,then indulge…..you should really take a closer look!!!
Some friends of mine had a bachelorhood party and my gf brought me back one of these. Oddly tasty…
“E-choc-ulates”
V, the Krugy ones we bought weren’t very good, all us girls made a face after swallowing, so I must say maybe they were going for reality? LMAO
Tasted a lot like eggnog (I’m not a fan). I have a bunch of pics, but not anywhere anyone can see them! We all kept one & had the bartenders at the resort refill them with Bailey’s.
Shopping for them locally (Fort Worth) was fun, I kept going in & telling them I was looking for sperm. 15 stores later, we bought apparently the only 8 in existence in Fort Worth in the last store we decided to check!
http://www.krugy.com/pages/home.html
http://www.avclub.com/articles/hibiscus-tequila-danny-devitos-limoncello-and-japa,28440/
…I really want some!
LOL – I’ve totally had one of these… at drinking party when I was in grade eleven! Totally hilarious shot, and quite tasty…
Who can take a rainbow, cover it in spoooo?
The CandyMan can.
One end for virgins and the other for pros!!
Procreation enhansors…. now equiped with eyes!!
WOW!! Women sure try to be discrete,or they really don’t see the marketing strategy here…Am I alone here???????
Ladies , lets face it …you are annonomous here so lets fess up…this way we can all have more accuate stats on the product!!!Ues and post use!!
I remember those from skiing in Austria, they probably still sell it…
Classic “Après Ski”-product, they have the right target group… Idiotic morons laughing their asses off from stupid penis jokes.
My biology teacher has one of these it is filled with Bailey’s Irish Cream!