Pinpointing Little Billy's Inadequacy Issues
Submitted By: Michael B
Fave Comment: Now show me on the doll where he touched you. – James
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WTF Are People Saying
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That kid is going to have nightmares!
Grandpa says “Eh, I’ve seen bigger.”
Forget the kid. What about me?
Whoa. I can see this guy tethered to the roof of car dealerships now.
And the car is a Hummer!
Win!
Did anyone notice the kanji on the “doll”?
That means, once again, WTF things come from Japan.
How the fuck did anyone come up with this? “Hey, lets make a huge doll with a ridiculously huge penis, without pants, and put it in the middle of a square! Hell yeah!”
“Sigh”, Japan, you have always been and will always be the strangest country in the world. Then again, thats the best part! GO JAPAN! =D
Actually the picture is from China, not Japan.
Indeed. The Hanzi in the background are decidedly simplified Chinese characters. I must say that I’m not surprised. Everyday in China, you see something you don’t see everyday…
It’s from a fertility festival thing. Think theme park with penises everywhere (no rides, though that would make it even funnier, such as one of those mechanical bull rides, using a penis instead of a bull).
Holy Hannah, an amusement park for perverts??
Can’t see any kana about, so I can’t figure whether this is China or Japan, but I do know Japan has some brutally strange mythology having to do with Manly Bits. Including a festival for phallic things. This could be from that.
Yes, Japan is the world capital of weirdness. We’d all love it less if it weren’t.
Papa? Can I touch it too?
See? This is why you shouldn’t drop atom bombs on people!
Does it bother anyone that there are no nuts?? I’m scratching my head…
Yes, I just came to comment on that. I mean, they’ve gone to all that trouble to make a giant penis, why not add some giant balls too?
Maybe that’s what makes it too anatomically correct for public display… Can you imagine trying to have that in your front yard in the US?
Don’t mind de huge penis… Behold the massive cryptorchidia!!!
every man’s dream….
Oh, the tragedies that arise when a girl takes “blow” literally….
Now that’s what I call a Pocket Monster.
I’m pretty sure it’s from a fertility festival.
And they say Asians are poorly endowed…
The Japanese promotional balloons for the movie, Aliens, just weren’t quite right.
not rly. looks pretty hard 2 me…
That guy has no balls!!!
“Okay, Falcon, now go hide and I’ll let this thing loose.”
Timing WIN! Who the fuck names their kid “Falcon” anyway? Outside of Hollywood, that is.
Lol, my brother’s name is Falconn
apparently castration isn’t as deflating as i would’ve assumed
Now show me on the doll where he touched you….
WIN!
I read recently they were going to build a Disneyland in china – looks like they’re partly done.
The bridge in the background looks to have kana on it… そ and ん, MAYBE?
This probably came from a Japanese Penis Festival.
nah brah, that’s chinese.
The REALLY disturbing thing is this guy’s clearly trying to touch it O.O