Nope, Still Don't Like Asparagus

Submitted By: M Lentz
Fave Comment: “Hmmm… not sure this is the most effective way to get kids to eat their vegetables.” – Fuzunga
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Submitted By: M Lentz
Fave Comment: “Hmmm… not sure this is the most effective way to get kids to eat their vegetables.” – Fuzunga
First. And too creeped out to think of anything witty to say.
wtf
Just in time for the holidays, it’s “Steampunk Barbie”
WTF does the Gorgon Medusa have to do with steampunk? Bronzeadzepunk, maybe….
Didn’t realize they allowed Japanese porn in this site…
I didn’t know Picture Is Unrelated was dealing with Silent Hill previews.
I don’t know why, but that guy on the motorcycle in the bowl is the biggest WTF for me.
That’s not a bowl, its a shell; hence why its lined in mother-of-pearl and has irregular thickenss
I wonder what stunt he is trying to pull
Now see here kids, this should be a lesson to you. Never, ever, ever, EVER, smoke the ganj, while listening to Santana and doing your art homework at the same time. Because it may be the greatest thing to you at the time but to everyone else, it truly inspires the phrase WTF.
i turn my hard drive on for you.. purrr
Medusa Barbie, does not include turned to stone Ken.
I don’t remember Medusa walking like a crab…
And having an asparagus army…
And staddling a motorcyclist…
I will get you for this asparagus-medusa-motorcycle guy in a bowl- barbie!
i love it, want a poster of it for my wall.
“You and what army?”
“This army. Aspargus, go!”
Glad to see that “The World’s Fastest Indian” is making an appearance.
Motorbikes come from Barbies vagina ?? Is that why Ken has no dick ?
Isn’t that the final boss from a Final Fantasy game?
oyster not bowl
Abalone – not oyster
Paua – not abalone
o.O
Seriously.
What. The. Fuck.
Hmmm… not sure this is the most effective way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
This looks like the utter mess I created after attempting an aphrodisiac dinner… aparagus, snakes and oysters. Obviously there was just too much peen.
hmmm they’d have a hard time marketing this to ANY audience, “mommm!!!! pleaseeeee!!!!”
H.R. Geiger plays with his food
Bingo!
I can’t believe you and I were the only ones to get this…
Rule #34
Tentacle porn gone horribly wrong…
I think Madonna tried this during her last whirled tour
Evil Dead, remade in miniature.
does it bother anyone else that those are not normal barbie legs? thats the weirdest part for me. the very odd crotch.
hmm…seems more like a threat than an encouragement…
Oh, God, it’s like Silent Hill threw up on the produce isle!
hey its the new Lady Gaga barbie!
I think I read about this once. It’s, like, a japanese guy who made barbie sculptures, then got sued by hasbro, but he won the case cuz of the first amendment.
It’s from Altered Barbie website, ‘Medusa Wont Go Riding With Helmut Because Her Snakes Dont Fit Inside Her Helmet’ by Pearl Jones Tranter
Someone needs to tell Seth Green to STOP PLAYING WITH DOLLS…lol
Medusa’s head lice finally figured out why their pee stunk.
This is what happens when a Hentai-addict gets cut off from his interwebz.