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Uhm… I don’t think this is what they mean by “Boot to the Head”.
You know…there are pictures that are legitimate WTF (and that is why I love this site) and then there is this. Honestly, I am willing to bet that this guy took this picture thinking, “I bet I will make it on some crazy website as a funny picture somewhere.”
…..Someone get me a strong piece of rope please? Time to tie off the neck of the boot!
how is this guy alive? Are we sure this isn’t some strange mafia killing of a boot salesman?
No. It is not.
reminded me of the Frantics song…..
Yi yi yai yi….
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah…
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah…
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah…
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah…
Mechanics who can’t fix a car,
Politicians who can’t think!
The salesman who won’t leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!
(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD
Damn! I was hoping I’d be the first to make the reference! Oh well, guess I have to be quicker about this.
And one more for Jenny and the wimp!
That boot went up the wrong end.
BOOTFACE13 is logging in….
During the day he is an ordinary citizen, but at night he transforms into a freedom fighter known by all as “Das Boot”
why “the boat”?
Honey, let the GIMP go now – he has to get to his fishing boat job.
maybe he breathes through his asshole…
oh my god, idk why, but how i laughed at that comment !
Looks like a 1960′s B-movie monster costume.
Why do you mock this man? He’s a man who knows his limits, and now that he’s placed a boot upon his head, he can finally do that somersault!
“Uh, it’s a little tight. Could I see something in a size 14 double-D?”
Rule 34
Seriously? Now I have to think about the people who might actually be turned on by this. My faith in humanity dwindles more and more as time goes on…
I think someone misunderstood the “shoe on head” concept.
My concern is not how he gets his head into the boot, but how he gets it out after that.
With just a little imagination, S&M need not be an expensive hobby
Tsk, tsk, tsk. This bad economy has hit everyone so hard that even the poor gimps have to improvise. Either that or this guy wanted to see how effective his Dr. Scholl’s insert was.
photo taken just before they realise they can’t get it back off and can’t find any scissors or a knife to cut it off…
I have an unnatural fear of suffocation and this picture isn’t helping matters.
And the winner of this years darwin award is …
Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing bozos! That’s all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?
Teacher: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head!
WOW this guy is the pentacle of intelligent thinking
If you don’t understand the difference between “pentacle” and “pinnacle,” then may God have mercy on your soul.
No, no, he actually means pentacle. As in, this is to intelligent thinking what the pentacle is to religious symbols you could wear on a pendant – a minority choice likely to get you spat on or laughed at depending on what sort of people you show it to.
BootMan also cares not for your misuse of the word “pentacle”, but forgives you, because BootMan has a forgiving soul.
you know that little voice in the back of your head that tells you to quit when you’re ahead?
this guys little voice wants him dead.
What a creative way to kill yourself.
Did it require paramedics for removal?
When a regular Gimp mask wont do…….
Suddenly I’ve got an urge for bacon…strange.
I am really hoping this is not some sort of odd fetish.
It’s just that he though you need to put a rubber for oral sex too, and he just did it real wrong.
Bubba decided to show the world that deep down, he really was a good sole.
Frank just loooooooved that ‘new boot’ smell.
What? It’s raining? Let me get my hat.
Ummm…I don’t know what it is that you are doing…but you’re doing it wrong.
and to my brother who have never worked a day in his drunken life i leave my wine cellar and 3 crates of my finest wiskey.
and a boot to the head
And one for Jenny and the wimp.
It’s a foot fetish gone horribly wrong!
The term “I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass you’re gonna taste my boot” goes horribly wrong.
“Are you SURE these are size tens? They feel kinda tight!”
Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.
Ironically, Das Boot is a boat…
Haha I don’t think the person who wrote that knows much german
What a dumb ass, can you imagine pulling it off !!!
“AH HA! Now the Boots on the other….um..head…”
Epic ass kicking.
Redneck say:
Duh! The online support tell me to reBOOT! They was right, i don’t see the BLUESCREEN anymore???
Boot, what are you doing on that man’s head? Get off his head. You are a boot, not a hat.
In Soviet Russia, the boot accidentally you!