Psst. Guy. Meat Shield Is An Expression.
October 17th, 2009
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Shoplifting steak? No, these are just my awesome muscles, officer.
Nice alibi but the cops will still be grilling him all afternoon.
Yeah, he could fry for this.
Get a lawyer! The man’s life is at steak!
So, I guess they’ll rake him over the coals a time or two?
I guess we just have to hope he doesn’t get a raw deal.
He should prepare to meat his maker.
Or maybe he should hire a good lawyer to help him.
His sentencing will be medium rare.
well that was punny.
The dude’s been working out so hard he burst thru his skin!
Teh Meat Man
Thinking to self: ‘Keep walking, Meat-ator.. you’re prettier than them..’
Sunscreen.
This guy probably can’t figure out why the local animal shelter doesn’t let him volunteer anymore.
He’s the Meat Man, and you suck! (song reference)
Such the carnivor, he doesn’t just eat meat, he wears it! The Chuck Norris of carnivorousness!
This was at the tryouts for the part ‘The Thing’ in the Fantastic Four movies. Sadly, he did not make it because they couldn’t stand the bare feet.
Damn thats what I was thinking. epic win!
definately Dr weird in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie
It’s Slim Goodbody gone horribly horribly wrong.
…and never under any circumstances accept steroids from a mysterious gypsy.
This is actually the most effective armor when fighting vegans.
Ha! Do vegans fight?
PETA will not be happy about this one…
Well to be fair, the neck muscles are a bit lacking.
Hey, there. Pleased to MEAT you. Get it? Cause I’m wearing meat. No? Really, nothing? C’mon, I spent like twelve hours making this suit.
Looks like he’s got about 150 knuckle sandwiches for someone.
Either that or there’s a dog attack going on somewhere, and he’s the distraction.
He appears to have a BEEF with someBODY.
THIS JUST IN: Wearing 50 lbs of Beef helps fight Cancer. (Shaved head = Chemotherapy)
Dude, get out of the shade. You’re going to cook funny.
Ultimate police dog distraction tester.
He’s on his way to a PETA protest
When he’s not wearing his wig you can barely recognize Carrot top. Barely.
You go through all this trouble getting into a full-body meat suit, and you’re NOT going to stick a watermelon on your head and wear dead fish for shoes? Looks to me like somebody wasted an oppurtunity at comedic immortality. for shame.
For the curious, the photo is of Chinese artist Zhang Huan doing a performance piece called “My New York”:
http://www.zhanghuan.com/ShowWorkContent.asp?id=19&iParentID=16&mid=1
do not let him in the hot tub.
100 pounds of raw meat? Expensive. Being able to tell people to look at my muscles? Priceless.
He’s gonna tame him some of those wild Lions with this new and improved meat protection suit.
http://www.amazon.com/Edge-Contemporary-Chinese-Artists-Encounter/dp/988980865X
its contemporary chinese performance art. In context, it is a pretty powerful piece.
Not really “WTF,” unless all performance art is “WTF.”
So that’s what Barry Bonds looks like naked.
“Godzilla got nothing on me!”
Running across hot coals is no longer extreme enough, now we got people sprinting through lion cages.
Walkin talkin hunk o man meat.
Meat Man cares not for your comments.
Get my Grill! Now wheres the salt and Pepper and those GIANT buns?
Deadpool…
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Ha! I was actually at this performance art show, at the Guggenheim in NYC! The best part was when he left the museum and was out on the sidewalk (the audience followed him out and was milling around watching). An unsuspecting, very well-to-do couple was passing through the crowd; the woman, who was wearing a full length fur coat, didn’t notice him until she almost ran into him in all his meaty glory. The look on her face was priceless!
Looks like Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force..