Ridiculous. We All Know Aliens Are Green.

Submitted By: Zack T
Fave Comment(s!): “Alien on the far right: you’re doing it wrong.” – Bug Man
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“That gal in green is a real slave driver!” – AO Lets Go
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Submitted By: Zack T
Fave Comment(s!): “Alien on the far right: you’re doing it wrong.” – Bug Man
AND
“That gal in green is a real slave driver!” – AO Lets Go
This is how baby ManBearPig came to be.
They call it Modern Art for sure !
…and that, ladies and gentlemen, is where manbearpig came from.
lol beat you to it.
ahora sabemos mejor qué chupa el chupacabras!
You forgot to press “2″ first.
Que, Tú Madre?
That’s not how you chupa, and those ain’t cabras.
all your pigs are belong to us
You Are On The Way To Pigstruction
…and that, ladies and gentlemen, is where Rush Limbaugh came from.
(If this offends you, please insert “Kieth Olbermann” where appropriate)
Hah! I was thinking Ben Bernanke.
I’d rather not insert Keith Olbermann anywhere, if it’s all the same to you.
i dont know who any of the above are 8D
Because ignorance is awesome! 8D
How awesome, two matching WTFs in a row!
That gal in green is a real slave driver!
She probably paid good money to get those pigs their lovin’. That little blue jerk should take a little blue pill and get to work or get out of the galactic stud business.
the pigs don’t seem to mind
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Those are some strange-looking extraterrestrials. Weird antennas, blue skin, and their penises are huge and shaped like pigs.
“ZZorkx, you were right. Earth girls *are* easy.”
Pork and Beings.
Ha!
pork and beings ftw!
Where did this illustration come from?
Yes, where… because Renee wants to read the accompaning text.
The pigs obviously weren’t the first choice. The sheep down the street were occupied by humans.
ah, Wales ^^;
Alien on the far right: you’re doing it wrong.
It’s alien foreplay. Trust me.
This is how you get blue balls
Blue Balls.
Ham fisted.
Extra Terr-esticle.
H1N1 Swine Blue.
So..that’s where swine-flu came from.
In the morning, someone’s going to have a nasty rasher.
Take me to your peter!!
If it was sheep they would be New Zealanders!
Spot the Aussie. BTW, I still find it hilarious that banana benders on sheep stations 3 days from the nearest woman crack jokes about Kiwis shagging sheep, while any sheep farm in NZ is about five minutes walk away from humanity. Go figure.
A survey done by a government agency that doesn’t really exist (*wink*) shows that 97% of alien men would rather have sex with pigs than with women of their own kind. This is an astounding difference from the .02% of human men who say the same thing, and 89% of catholic priests who also say the same, but with small boys instead of pigs.
I apologize to all aliens, pig shagging men, and catholic priests who find this offensive.
I wonder where that picture came from? It’s… uh… intresting…
Weirdo.
Get away from my swine, you incorrectly PIGmented aliens!!
Hasn’t anyone noticed the OLD WOMAN on the left side of the picture!?
“Captains log: crew returned to report probing of pigs unfruitful and unsatisfactory. Have requested we try Arkansas pig farmers next…”
we’re just tenderizing ‘em lady cool down.
Alien bestiality…not as hot as you’d think it would be.
Sooooooooooo-eeeeee! Pigpigpig!
I’m amused by the pigs not seeming too impressed.
if it exists there is porn of it
Aliens have little corkscrew winkles. The more you know!
Of course the pinks don’t have access to real information such as this.
THIS is what will happen to you if you don’t accept “Bob” as your temporary personal savior. Sorry, pinks, but you won’t get boned by alien sex goddesses. You’ll totally miss out!
wtf why are half the aliens raping the pigs ?!?!?!?!
ese es el origen de la gripe porcina
Is this an illustration of a conspiracy theory? Because if it is, I really really want to read the bulshit that was intended to accompany this piece of art. That woman is all like, ‘No! Stop, vile fiends! Stop spreading your genes and creating an army of pig-alien hybrids that so uncannily resemble human beings that you can take over government! STOP, I say!’
On second thoughts a theory like that might explain the Bush government…
I wonder why aliens are always into anal probing. lol
The most disturbing thing about this is, that somewhere, someone is turned on by this.
what? no “it’s photoshopped” comments yet?
laaaame
on another note, i don wanna know where this came from… and WHY.
i meant i do! i dooooo! Dx
The real way swine flu came about.
This is from the “Left Behind” series, right?
The aliens took making bacon one step too far. . .
The alien on the far right can’t seem to catch the pig. It must not be a scientologist like the other pigs.
All your pigs virginity are belong to us!
Is this how the swine flu started?