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This Isn’t A Cabbage Patch. My Parents Lied To Me.

October 14th, 2009

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Submitted By: Megan E

Fave Comment: “The trap was set. Now all he had to do was hide in the reeds and wait for Anne Geddes to show up.” – The What Now

29 Responses to “This Isn’t A Cabbage Patch. My Parents Lied To Me.”

    • skizzbucket says:

      SERIOUSLY?!? Are we really going to turn this into icanhascheezburger? I will leave this site faster than a high school football player from a paternity test if this happens.

      • UGH says:

        Well, you will be missed. Seriously.

      • bug man says:

        seriously. The last thing we need is to become like the failblog comments. Everyone loves scrolling through 500+ irrelevant comments about spelling and chain puns in order to get to a comment about the actual frakking picture. Anyway, to avoid irony:

        Brazilian board of tourism: “when visiting our piranha infested waters, make sure to make use of our new baby changing stations!”

  1. The What Now? says:

    The trap was set. Now all he had to do was hide in the reeds and wait for Anne Geddes to show up.

  2. BC says:

    If only i had time to chill in my pad.*sigh*

  3. Orin says:

    Anne Geddes, you’ve gone too far!

  4. ? says:

    I really don’t see what’s so wtf about this… it looks cute.

  5. Ooops! says:

    the indigenous AnneGeddess or as the latin translation says; AnusGeddeuss, which means hunter of young. This predator hunts alone, but it never kills the prey, it only collects them and entraps them for a few days and consumes the brain. We have yet to get one in captivity.

  6. Strategia says:

    Oh yeah, those big leaves….. I can’t recall what they’re called. They had ‘em at the Crystal Palace (the original, Victorian one) too, they were quite the attraction. Could carry a full-grown man easily. I do so want to see these for myself (and maybe stand on them too) someday.

    • Strategia says:

      To whit: I know they’re lily pads (or at least lily pads look like these things), I just don’t recall the name of this specific species.

  7. MacBasta says:

    Another virgin sacrifice to the ALL MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD! (aside: we keep having to go younger and younger to get our sacrifices)

  8. dono1 says:

    “Feed me, Seymour!”

  9. Anna Rexia says:

    Reese’s cups are getting really strange.

  10. Oscar says:

    Victoria Water Platters! They’re so awesome. When the platter first starts to open it totally looks a vagina.

  11. stevie w says:

    Is this an Anne Geddes picture ?

  12. Headtail says:

    I know daycare rates are high these days..but come on!

  13. Venus says:

    “Someone left a baby here? That’s horrible! I should call the co- Hey look! A towel!”

  14. holy cow! says:

    So THIS is where my loathing of green carpeting came from…

  15. chuck says:

    brazilian Moses i say

  16. adobe says:

    photoshopped

  17. Goldie says:

    Those are queen Victoria lily pads. You can also use them to float your water skiing elephant.

  18. DaDewd says:

    What interests me is the shammy in the lily pad a few feet away. Were they washing the lake?

  19. Niaeruzu says:

    I recognize that guy’s shirt; it’s the shirt all workers have at Rotterdam Zoo (Blijdorp). Those lily pads have been there for quite some time now, they’ve even let kids stand on ‘em some years ago. He’s probably there to keep an eye on the baby.

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