This Isn’t A Cabbage Patch. My Parents Lied To Me.
October 14th, 2009
Submitted By: Megan E
Fave Comment: “The trap was set. Now all he had to do was hide in the reeds and wait for Anne Geddes to show up.” – The What Now
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frst!
Fucktard!
SERIOUSLY?!? Are we really going to turn this into icanhascheezburger? I will leave this site faster than a high school football player from a paternity test if this happens.
Well, you will be missed. Seriously.
seriously. The last thing we need is to become like the failblog comments. Everyone loves scrolling through 500+ irrelevant comments about spelling and chain puns in order to get to a comment about the actual frakking picture. Anyway, to avoid irony:
Brazilian board of tourism: “when visiting our piranha infested waters, make sure to make use of our new baby changing stations!”
I find your rule against irrelvant comments intriguing. Please elaborate.
example assignment: Find something useful in the following failblog comments before your faith in humanity expires. http://failblog.org/2009/10/14/headline-fail-5/#comments (And this one is only hours old)
Scrolling through hundreds of chain replies to get to anything worth reading is an effective deterrent to ever revisiting a comments section.
Thanks. BTW, my question was actually just bait to post a comment irrelevant to the picture. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
The trap was set. Now all he had to do was hide in the reeds and wait for Anne Geddes to show up.
If only i had time to chill in my pad.*sigh*
Anne Geddes, you’ve gone too far!
I really don’t see what’s so wtf about this… it looks cute.
the indigenous AnneGeddess or as the latin translation says; AnusGeddeuss, which means hunter of young. This predator hunts alone, but it never kills the prey, it only collects them and entraps them for a few days and consumes the brain. We have yet to get one in captivity.
Oh yeah, those big leaves….. I can’t recall what they’re called. They had ‘em at the Crystal Palace (the original, Victorian one) too, they were quite the attraction. Could carry a full-grown man easily. I do so want to see these for myself (and maybe stand on them too) someday.
To whit: I know they’re lily pads (or at least lily pads look like these things), I just don’t recall the name of this specific species.
Another virgin sacrifice to the ALL MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD! (aside: we keep having to go younger and younger to get our sacrifices)
“Feed me, Seymour!”
Reese’s cups are getting really strange.
Victoria Water Platters! They’re so awesome. When the platter first starts to open it totally looks a vagina.
So in a weird way, I guess it kind of makes sense for a baby to be coming out of it.
Is this an Anne Geddes picture ?
I know daycare rates are high these days..but come on!
“Someone left a baby here? That’s horrible! I should call the co- Hey look! A towel!”
So THIS is where my loathing of green carpeting came from…
brazilian Moses i say
photoshopped
Those are queen Victoria lily pads. You can also use them to float your water skiing elephant.
What interests me is the shammy in the lily pad a few feet away. Were they washing the lake?
I recognize that guy’s shirt; it’s the shirt all workers have at Rotterdam Zoo (Blijdorp). Those lily pads have been there for quite some time now, they’ve even let kids stand on ‘em some years ago. He’s probably there to keep an eye on the baby.