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October 13th, 2009

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“How… why… they’re bigger than her head!!!” – Avis

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84 Responses to “Do We Have A Psychologist In The House?”

    • mystic_eye_cda says:

      me too, me toooooo!

      Does anyone find that attractive?

      Who would use bowling balls as breast implants anyway?

      • MLD says:

        Not all breasts that large are implants. My friend is (naturally a JJ–yes the size exists) and is seeking a reduction. I’d hazard a guess that that woman is my friend’s size or smaller

  1. WarDragon says:

    Too bad those cannonballs won’t fit.

  2. WarDragon says:

    Boobies: weapons of mass distraction.

  3. Becky says:

    Ouch…. there’s no way those things don’t hurt. Hope she avoids sharp objects.

  4. Nathan Daniels says:

    Those can’t possibly be real. Must be a photoshop.

  5. FoosYou says:

    I would love to know the context of this pic…

    and to play with those titties no matter how fake they may be!

    • LW says:

      I’m ashamed to say this is here in New Zealand – the annual Boobs on Bikes parade in Auckland organised by a local porn producer to promote his erotica show. This is a “guest star” American Chelsea Charms riding a tank in the parade.

  6. dono1 says:

    Spring Break in Tiananmen Square.

  7. Dances With Dingo says:

    That puts the term “personal flotation” into a new light…in the event of a water landing I’m grabbing onto one of those.

  8. hillel.kitty says:

    Silly woman! That’s a tank, not a motorboat!

  9. Shep333 says:

    The “TIT” offensive

  10. Xenon says:

    I’m pretty sure those nails are fake.

  11. Shep333 says:

    Somehow hostile military invasions are always more fun during Mardi Gras.

  12. DocFoc says:

    must be an amphibian tank…

  13. Dante says:

    Now, that’s just impractical!

  14. TJN says:

    photoshop for the fail.

  15. Vintage.t says:

    thats huge !!!
    the tank.not her boobs

  16. Kaitie O. says:

    oh my god, i did not even SEE that tank until i read the comments. and i’m a straight woman!
    AND i even looked at all the other people in the picture, all around, trying to pick up on anything else other than the painful looking implants!!!
    if this is not photoshopped, that woman needs therapy. and probably a steel rod placed next to her spinal cord. :O

  17. Avis says:

    How… why… they’re bigger than her head!!!

  18. holy cow! says:

    That’s gotta hurt! How do you even sleep with those things? All your clothes would have to be custom made, people would point and stare… *shudder*. I’m getting a backache just looking at it.

  19. Dixie says:

    Thats Auckland city, New Zealand. Every year there is a ‘parade’ called Boobs on bikes, it’s really advertising for a sexpo but the event just gets bigger every year! http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2894134/Crowds-turn-out-for-Boobs-on-Bikes-parade

  20. Glicks says:

    I think there was a caption on another pic ages ago that’s really appropriate here.

    “When you have breasts larger than your head, it’s a problem.”

  21. ]|[ says:

    I’d love to see if she’s still smiling after 30 years of living with those boobs and has major back problems as a result.

  22. Tess says:

    Dixie is correct. The woman is Chelsea Charms and she was over for the “Boobs on Bikes” parade which advertises a sex expo. It’s not a photoshop job.

  23. Dover says:

    Doesn’t look like Photoshop, looks like surgery……criminal surgery. Natural women ftw.

  24. Clyde says:

    Geez, look at the cannons on that one!

  25. Identity Crisis says:

    We all realize that implants of that size are filled with inert gas now don’t we. And we all watched Striptease with the creamed corn debate. Basketball sized hooters aren’t uncommon just stupid.

  26. Skada says:

    OMG

    *clutches her chest*

    WTF!

  27. wendy says:

    Not photo shop, porn star.
    Check out her Wiki page entry for details including the fact THEY STILL GROW and she occasionally has to stop by her Dr to have fluid drained!! Yikes…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms

  28. alex says:

    Holy S$%& seriously, dosent she see the sign that says “danger no riding the tourent”

  29. jules says:

    Oh they’re real. That’s Chelsea Charms and her 153XXX size tits.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2891869/Boobs-big-and-beautiful

    • Nostawyn says:

      Yeah, what really bothers me the most about all this isn’t that she had stupidly large implants (that are still getting bigger. wtf?) but that she says her size is 153XXX. The number has nothing to do with the size of your boobs. The number refers to the size of your ribcage, so anyone with a 153 would be huge in more areas than boobage.

  30. Hoog Ivzafak says:

    Girl in the picture is porn star Chelsea Charms. Her implants are filled with a substance similar to silly string. They weigh virtually nothing.

    • MLD says:

      26 pounds each is not virtually nothing. For reference, a gallon of milk weighs eight pounds. so that’s equivalent to 3 gallons of milk plus a quart, in EACH breast.

  31. rootertooter says:

    whose ball team is she on

  32. DreamingTree says:

    actually i think the implants she has are called “string implants” the “string” basically sucks in fluids and expands….. constantly. so her boobs are getting bigger and bigger. Luckily the implants are illegal in the US but you can go other palces to get them done. quite disturbing. she is obviously not happy with herself and shoudl seek counseling. mine look way better and they are natural and thankfully no where near that size

  33. Anon says:

    Man the Harpoons!!!

  34. Shadowwolf says:

    Actually FAIL on photoshop Fail. This was taken from Boobs on Bikes NZ parade. The lass in the photo is Chelsea Charms. Fake boobs not fake picture. FAIL on research.

  35. Seraph says:

    I get back pain just looking at this

  36. pandagirl says:

    I refer you to this article:
    http://www.top10list.com/top,10,largest,tits/top-ten-biggest-boobs.asp

    The article makes my back hurt.
    OTOH, if they are ever in a car accident, they already have their automatic air cushion devices.

  37. Sheepy says:

    It’s too bad that we in the US are, as a whole, way too uptight to have a parade like this. :(

    That said, there’s simply something wrong with having implants that large.

  38. Zage says:

    does she run?

  39. Kiwi guy says:

    To give you an idea of how big these are, I work in a tall office building that is several blocks from Queen St (Vero Centre for the locals). Her boobs were the only ones we could see from our window! When she came into view, everyone, women included, gasped.

  40. Stef says:

    Does she have to walk around like that all the time? I can see her hands getting tired holding those things up against gravity

  41. Rick says:

    I’d like to buy tickets to THAT gun show!

  42. mariners says:

    WTF! r thoes things real?

  43. Identity Crisis says:

    I have a 38 F chest….you should all be in awe.

    • kyasarin says:

      34H here. Planning reduction surgery. Why the hell anyone would want anything like mine, let alone bigger, is a mystery God alone knows the answer to.

      • afrozilla says:

        As a commenter said earlier: “exercise is key”.

        By that I mean exercise targeted towards the back. In NO WAY am I saying YOU need exercise. My wife has been growing a cup size every year since high school, with no implants, and is entering the double J range. Lower back exercises keep her from going on a killing spree.

        I’m mostly a breast man, so as long as it’s not a health risk, or asphyxiation, life is good for her, and also me :)

  44. HighPriestessIce says:

    Sweet zombie jesus! O.O!
    I have a 34FF naturally… and Suddenly I don’t feel so bad anymore.

    Those…. just make me cry.

  45. Goldie says:

    The thing that gets me is the “fluid” the boobs fill with. Wouldn’t that be basically white blood cells, trying to surround and remove the offending alien object? You know – pus?

    • rakin says:

      Yeah, I was trying not to think about where that fluid was coming from. Kind of amazing that she hasn’t had a massive infection, or something.

  46. Every says:

    Anyone else notice that she’s chubby underneath those huge… um… Ta-tas?

  47. Nostawyn says:

    Why would you do that to yourself? I have a D cup and my back sometimes hurts. I can’t even imagine the pain those things would bring.

  48. ccc-carrie says:

    Damn, how does she walk? Like, seriously…
    Would a doctor even LET you do that to yourself? (legally speaking)
    Not to mention swimming is out of the question for her…

  49. mrborgatron says:

    Okay guys I’m not too good at tank warfare any ideas?

    A distraction might work…

    Ive got an idea

  50. nitch says:

    She looks so happy but she’ll NEVER be able to wear a shirt that fits properly again! NOTHING will make it over those things except the bikini top the size of luxembourg she’s wearing in the pic. Coincidentally, I wonder if she’ll give that to a fraternity in the event of her death?

  51. Fuhad says:

    Check out those guns.

  52. bellefemmeici says:

    Yay, boobs full of pus!

  53. MurderMidget says:

    Oh my god…so hot. I wanna run my hands all over that big shiny barrel.

  54. Meow says:

    I think,
    Those may be fake.
    I mean look at them!
    That tank isn’t going to harm a soul.

  55. DaDewd says:

    THE GAY TEST: Question 1 of 1.

    WHICH DID YOU NOTICE FIRST?
    A. The tank
    B. The boobs
    C. The DANGER sign
    D. That mysterious dude hiding in the bottom

    If you answered D, I have some bad news for you.

  56. Cheyenne says:

    The possibility of this actually being real?
    who the hell knows.
    this disturbs me greatly
    I won’t be able to sleep tonight…
    @.@

  57. JakeThePirate says:

    The only tits big enough to get a tank off

  58. jessica says:

    Everything’s bigger in The U.S.

  59. bob Fairlane says:

    Thats just silly. If her boobs were normal size, would she be so novel to see? I bet she’s lazy. It would hurt to do anything with boobs that big.

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