May I Offer You A Wurst?
Submitted By: Mark B
Fave Comment: “This is just like that Brady Bunch episode where Mrs Brady hit a guy with the car and he was wearing a neckbrace in court but he was faking it, except that this is a woman and instead of a neckbrace, it’s sausage wrapped around her neck and she’s not in court nor was she on the Brady Bunch, that I know of. Plus I’m not sure if she’s faking it. Other than that, this is just like that episode.” – R Car
The evil strangling Bratwurst doing what she does best.
This is just like that Brady Bunch episode where Mrs Brady hit a guy with the car and he was wearing a neckbrace in court but he was faking it, except that this is a woman and instead of a neckbrace, it’s sausage wrapped around her neck and she’s not in court nor was she on the Brady Bunch, that I know of. Plus I’m not sure if she’s faking it. Other than that, this is just like that episode.
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener…
original:
http://www.titanic-magazin.de/uploads/pics/Wurst_07.jpg
Alternative title: From Bad to Wurst
Another crappy necklace…
om nom nom
This is what happens after an accident if you don’t have health insurance.
a classic.
it’s from titanic, the german satire magazine: http://www.titanic-magazin.de/postkarten.html?&cat=185&cHash=c634fb2593
death by sausage asphyxiation.
a whole new meaning to the word duble chins.
Wurst. Scarf. Ever.
Guess where the sauerkraut is…
A wurst-case scenario.
@Stevland
Thanks but we already have enough links.
I just love the pained expression on her face, to me that’s the WTF.
I never sausage a necklace!
‘You know, this grows out my neck. Take some, there’ll be more tomorrow’
sorry, guys, but when i cut a picture out of a context by using photoshop, it will lose the context it had before. this one was taken out of a german satiric magazine and was quite funny before it ended here…
Sausage scarf!
A whole new spelling, too.
Other possible title: “Do your wurst.”
This is a current picture of Lorena Bobbitt. She’s obviously been very busy.
..and that first incident seems to have sparked a fetish.
I’d personally feel more comfortable with a scarf made out of, ya know, yarn…
“Does this scarf make me look fat?”
Those aren’t wrapped around her neck. She actually swallowed so many of them that you can see the outline of them through her throat.
Wait a minute…isn’t that the same chick from the movie “Babe”? And if it is wouldn’t that make the sausage…OMG, BABE’S WRAPPED AROUND HER NECK!!!
she obviously likes black guys
The human version of a praying mantis, Those are her ex boyfriends around her neck.
Having survived the wurst season ever, the sausages found the woman who had eaten most of their friends. They linked together as one, choking their enemy to death, thus giving new hope for the future of their species.
Anti-Vegetarian Monthly Releases thier new Winter clothing catalogue.
these sausages are ironictly made of turtles
This link brat me to the wurst scarf i ever sausage.
Top That…
She looks a little wurst for the wear.
Wurst halloween costume ever: D-I-Y Bib Fortuna!
http://www.toplessrobot.com/BibFortunaASWS.JPG
In Soviet Russia, the sausage chokes you.
This is the head shot that was submitted prior to landing the part of Agustus Gloop in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory.
Is he wearing a hair piece?
As from freddy got fingered “daddy would you like some sausages
Except that was an episode of the Partride Family, not the Brady Bunch. Ha.
Is this what teh “Make a Wurst Foundation” does?
Even aged 37 Greta still needed sausages around her neck so that the dog would play with her……
Mein bratwurst has a first name,
It’s F-R-I-T-Z,
Mein bratwurst has a second name,
It’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.
Chicks always choke on my sausage
this is by far the wurst thing that’s ever happened to her. the pain is going to dog her for years. at least she’s not being a weenie about it.
What happens when your parents notice that not even the dog will play with you.
Should have went with the pearl necklace instead…
It’s too easy to “knock” this photo…It’s really the “wurst.”