Who Wants To Ride The Town Bicycle Next?
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no one will have trouble finding THAT G-spot.
That vagina is hideous!
LOL
agreed
SLC,
I’m sorry to break it to ya… but all vaginas are
WIN.
Well, for us gay guys.
Let’s face it – if your date turned out to have a vag like that, you’d ask for your money back.
She’s a pedicabber in NYC. You actually get to ride inside the vag.
Well not that there’s a vagina on a bicycle, but of who in the world had the patience to build one
“This is an incredibly rare find.” said Dr. JoAnna Vecchione, director for NOAA’s Fisheries Service’s National Systemics Laboratory and a giant vag expert.
This giant deep sea vag was collected on July 30, during a 60-day scientific study where scientists from NOAA’s Southeast Fisheries Science Center and the Department of the Interior’s Minerals Management Service were studying the availability and diversity of sperm whale prey. The scientists were aboard the NOAA research vessel Gordon Gunter when the vag was caught in a trawl pulled behind the research vessel at a depth of more than 1,500 feet.
haha I’d pause a bit, crooked, but i wouldn’t stop. Hygiene is the most important thing.
props on the detail…
Can this give you an STD?
Disembodied head I can about deal with. Disembodied c**t, not so much. Maybe if it were in less realistic colors, or not quite such an … engulfing size.
Im just gonna get in and ride it for a second…If you like how it feels, maybe you can let me ride it a little longer?
At last! One that seems to fit!
You wish.
Smells funny in here.
That is a bicycle? It looks more like a Power Rangers villain.
@pxley
This one is actually from Finland…
http://mimosapale.com/?s=sculptures
I totally want to ride in the vagina!!!
And I’m an old married lady, too!
PS Long time lurker, first time commenter, love the site! Makes me feel ‘normal’. Whatever that is…
I can’t ever comment whilst I’m at work, however, my employer seems to have cockblocked this site for some reason?
@Sheepy
This thing will give you STD’s that could melt any penis within two city blocks.
you will be the STD
Feelings of inadequacy are setting in…
The “After” photo of Paris Hilton’s Vaginal Removal Surgery.
(yeah… I went there)
@pxley
If this is true…It officially makes Alex Rodriguez the 2nd Biggest P***y in New York. (Go Red Sox)
Hi my name’s vagina and yours?
Man, you really let yourself go, vagina. You use to be pink. I guess you learned your lesson about “rolling on the streets.”
A self portrait ?
HELLO?……Hello?…….hello?……Hello?…….hello?…
Apparently it’s a piece of functional art by Mimosa Pale in Finland, and it’s not really a bike (she calls it a “Mobile Female Monument”), it looks like you get to sit, or even lie down, inside the vagina and she drags you around town like a wagon. Fun times indeed
http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/juttujattihapyMP_vi.jpg
http://mimosapale.com/
You can tell that this woman has been around the block a few times. The places her vagina has been…….
I know the box said “Minor swelling may occur” but this is just ridiculous.
What’s that underneath- her menstrual cycle?
So…big flash cars are for men who want to pretend to the world they’ve got massive cocks.
And bicycles are…um, no.
Sure make you feel like a loser for putting those truck nuts on your Hummer, huh?
She needs a bumper sticker that says “Slippery When Wet”
No NYC here, boys and girls. This is graduation work of Finnish performation artist Mimosa Pale. Old stuff, from 2007. The pic was taken in the very center of Helsinki.
http://phinnweb.blogspot.com/2007/12/giant-vagina-stuns-helsinki.html
http://mimosapale.com
I heard that’s actually a baby carriage with her kid inside.
ding!
beware the woman that offers you “free vagina rides”
Yeah baby, I wanna come in your… oh, I see what you meant… No thanks, that’s ok.
@Sheepy
I think you could get one from looking at this picture for more than a couple of seconds.
I think that must be a prop from the set of “The Vagina Travelogues” …
Gross.
Um, is there a gas leak around here? Lately, there have been vaginas all over the place! I saw somewhere where a person will make a key-ring of any vagina you can describe!
This is the Vagicycle, Labiator 2000
oh man. her vag hangs like a wizard’s sleeve.
lol@ menstrual cycle joke. twas witty.
Now that’s a gift for someone with an eye for detail.
Given all of the giant phalluces out there… this is actually refreshing.
The bane of gay pride parades everywhere…
That picture completely eliminated any and all remaining traces of heterosexuality in me.
are you paying your date?
LOL
Just imagine if it started singing.
DO NOT WANT!
Looks like someone turned Droopy Dog’s face inside out.
Add teeth to it and you got Shyamalan’s next horror movie….
omfg, best costume EVER
Delivering of pussy to all of the city, you would think it would be faster on a plane.
Next movies idea- Pussy on a bike, and the sequel Pussy on a boat.
i love conch. especially fired conch or conch fritters.
Don’t you dare question art!
Looks like something from Troma studios. Toxic avenger, the feminine cut.
“The American Medical Association would like to remind women that prolonged cycling can lead to a large, swollen vagina.”
@dono1
everything you say is pure comedic gold. you sir are a genius.
That’s umm very disturbing(slowly)
Wow…that’s a new Asian ripoff car. The Vulva. Nice, safe, seats four, a little boxy. And comes with a life time supply of KY. That new car smell, not so much.
Thats a big pussy
That vagina looks like a worn out disgusting rag. Ugh!
@ brian t:
ha ha ha!
@ S:
Yeah, actually there are so many phallic things out there at which people don’t bat an eyelash. We have our own clit art in my city:
http://grandrapidsrealestatetrends.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/egr-misc-pics-003.jpg
@slc
aren’t they all?
I’m gay now.
Look at that big ugly cunt. And what’s that pink thing on the right?
Hey quit feeding or petting that pussy.
is it warm inside??
ewww!!! what the…
Actually, she’s a Finnish artist called Mimosa Pale and the, umm, piece is called Mobile Female Monument.
More info at http://www.hs.fi/english/print/1135232730293 for example.
@pxley
haha r serious man???????!?!?!?
haha u know wats f*cked up, me ex gfs was bigger!
Lumberg f***ed her
This is the second or third most terrifying giant vagina replica I’ve ever seen. There goes the last fluttering scrap of my heterosexuality.
This puts a whole new meaning to sniffing her bick seat after she rides it!!!!!!
I smell something fishy here…
She’s a finnish artist. Here’s the story:
http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vulva-bicycle-taxi-is-freudian-wet-dream
mom?
I bet somewhere in that same town theres a giant penis on a bike just waiting to run into her.
You wanna ride it, sure where is ur protection?
Run! It’s the attack of the killer vulvas on bicycles!
Then why is there an Aktia bank and the Finnish flag behind her? I’m pretty sure this is from Finland, which makes sense in an odd sort of way.
she made this because she thinks the world is too man-parts-centric? has she ever been on the internet?
I’m sorry, but my vag is no way as ugly as that. And if hers is, then I feel sorry for her!
Pay no attention to the lady behind the meat-curtain…
WOW! Big wtf. Remember the guy covered in penises? He would love this.
@dono1
womp womp womp….
What, no queef jokes yet?
gives a whole new slant to the phrase, “Born Again”!
Ow ow ow looks so dry! Like sandpaper, ow ow ow. Looking makes me squirm and want to go apply soothing stuff to my girly bits.
Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, “Y’know I’d like a little pussy”. She said, “Me too, mine’s as big as a house!
***OH MAN! If that vag had a period, you could surf the blood flow!
Just imagine the size of crabs it would have…like house cats!
Madonna?
…after a rough night at the Red Light District, Olga began to be concerned about the swelling only after hecklers demanded she cover it up.
At least the clitoris can be easily found.
In Finland, Pussy eats you…
^ EPIC WIN.
“Would you like to ride my giant disgusting vagina? No? Well, then how about this custom bike I made?”
Ahahaha, this comment is awesome!
FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!
If I was an artist in Helsinki I’d just jog behind her in a penis costume and offer to buy her a drink at every stop sign.
Look likes a zerg to me..
A new StarCraft II unit?
Imagine a baby crowning out a real vagina. Now imagine this vagina crowning. That baby’s head would be like 10ft in diameter! This photo would be so much better with that chick climbing out of the vagina.
vaginabiketaxi!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
get a running start and ram your head in it.
Dibs
Reminds me of my first girlfriend………….. that dirty lil whore…
I bet that this isn’t part of an art exhibit or anything, she just likes going out on her bike like that
In Soviet Russia, vagina eats you!
Wouldn’t i feel like a douche riding on that on a Summer’s Eve.
I thought peddling pussy was against the law?!??
I wanna put it as my door…
HELLOOOO hellooo hellooo, can you hear me me me me me
I thought this was an inside out nose at first. Coincidentally, I immediately thought of bloody noses.
She’s got sand in her vagina…
With big pussy comes big problems.
gigantic and it looks like there is fang to come out! creepy.. how big is sanitary napkin if this have a period?
Wow, the amount of detail they put into Paul Bunyan’s FleshLight is astonishing!
And that’s art? More like lack therof.
and the woman on the left? is she the vagina minder?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Primal Scream)
@Shep333
oh heeellllll yea.
And. that is the most terrifying yet interesting thing i have ever seen.
@TotalBlammBlamm
I wonder why…
I just found my halloween costume!
“Excuse me sir, would you like a ride?”
“F off, you’re the biggest cunt I’ve ever seen!”
2 weeks later…..
“Hey, I made this just for you. A bike for the biggest dick on earth!”
Vaginas are BEAUTIFUL and wonderful. Best thing God ever made!! Now take that!!!!
…Wont Paris Hilton Miss her Vagina?…(yes i know best joke about this ever
)
Now I have that “not so fresh” feeling…
In her younger days…
If you don’t eat meat you become a pussy
…Why? WHY!?
Magda manages to track down the c*nt that stole her bike.
“Big ugly c*nt stole my bike! I saw her take off with a giant vagina.”
at first glance, i thought this was charlie from “the mighty boosh”!!
It’s a vulva, not a vagina. Learn your body parts.
It MUST be Amsterdam yes?
I’ll take what’s behind the meat curtains, Monty.
I love vaginas. They’re delicious. Yum, yum.
Oh my…someone spent a loooong time staring at her hoo-hoo.
“Sir. I’ve been flying around in the V for hours and I cannot for the life of me find the G spot” says the Amelia Earhart impersonator.
I expect the Kool-Aid Man to bust through any second now…
OH YEAH!
I love vaginas. They’re delicious. Yum, yum.
Mmmmm…me too, they’re slick-slurpity-tastic!
Self portrait?
Can i see the actual…based on which this portrait has been made
It just so looks original gosh
Colette was upset that the Tokyo City Council wouldn’t take her plan to finally catch Godzilla seriously.
I’m pretty sure this is illegal in most countries, and violates several national laws. O.o
the day after the pussy moster attacks
The Vagina Monologues new mascot.
Mimosa Pale, an artist from Finland, invites her fellow citizens to climb into her vagina-themed bike taxi. No wonder she isn’t smiling.
Hey — Now I know where Rosie O’Donnell left hers!!
Well, they say that a man spends the first 9 months of life in a woman’s vagina & the rest of his adult life trying to get back INTO one…
Whatever it is, just cool photograph and what is that lady besides it thinking LoL