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Noodle Goodness

October 8th, 2009

Fave Comment: “Those things look like the bastard love children of marshmallow Peeps and Cabbage Patch kids.” – sara

47 Responses to “Noodle Goodness”

  1. Zero says:

    It’s for Cupie[sp] brand tarako pasta sauce. Tarako is a type of fish roe, which is a red mass of eggs in a shape similar to the costumes the Cupie dolls are wearing.

    Tarako pasta is extremely delicious by the way.

  2. me says:

    eat noodles or die

  3. Goldie says:

    Baby mac ‘n’ cheesies, organizing and going on the march against the smudge eyed zombie kid trying to eat them? WTF?

  4. duh says:

    kupi dolls, kupi noodles… not really all that wtf

  5. Cecona says:

    At first I could of sworn I was watching something about world domination.

  6. UGH says:

    Those things look a bit like my infected big toe. Yum.

  7. KelRen says:

    That happened to me once as a child, eating noodles. High fevers are a hell of a thing…

  8. an elite says:

    Those things remind me of Waddle Dees.

  9. dono1 says:

    The marching of every thumb ever hit by a hammer makes sense to me, especially in a noodle commercial. What I can’t figure out is what that thing against the wall is to the right of noodle-girl. A giant Jenga tower? A wooden Samurai sword? And does she always store her chopsticks on the face of the clock? Very weird!

  10. ninja face says:

    what the motherfudging hell was that? dang, thses people are wierd.

  11. Tori says:

    Kewpie brand sauce- they also make mayo (pretty wtf-esque bottles). Named after the terrifying doll…

  12. sweebab says:

    The army of hopping babies isn’t as scary as the obviously mummified child someone stole out of a museum and propped at the table for this commercial.

  13. Snake Oil Baron says:

    It sounds to me like the first line in their marching song is:

    “Catacomb, catacomb”

    That’s kind of spooky.

  14. princessluceval says:

    Run, little girl, run!

  15. KissingHikaru says:

    @Zero

    I’m going to keep that in mind next time I’m at the Asian grocery store. Something good should come out of a commercial that traumatizing. I mean, did you SEE the dress that little girl was wearing? Blech ; )

  16. Bari Sax says:

    The look of horror on the girl’s face is absolutely priceless.

  17. thisisdurden says:

    Well, there could be babies IN the noodles. Maybe they’re revolting.

  18. Romi says:

    Am I the only one who now has a deadly fear of pasta?

  19. Anna Rexia says:

    thisisdurden :
    Well, there could be babies IN the noodles. Maybe they’re revolting.

    I would find that a bit revolting, too.

  20. sara says:

    Those things look like the bastard love children of marshmallow Peeps and Cabbage Patch kids.

  21. ohrly? says:

    It sounds like narako or tarato at the beginning. the child looks like a zombie

  22. Mags says:

    If you pause at 20 seconds it looks like a scene from a horror film – the clock is just after midnight and there is a cross to the right of the shot, I don’t know what’s I’m those things but I think she is tripping…

  23. Seth says:

    Acid noodles, good for brainwashing any child into murdering people for you.

  24. CheesyMuffins says:

    Its the march of all the babies aborted in Red China, and they want to guilt you into eating communist-made noodles.

  25. Mongoose says:

    will there ever be a non-japanese video here?

  26. BunkerFox says:

    That was just, I mean, that was just…. WHY!!!!!! (Sobs)

  27. Dave Dave says:

    did he say “Fooey!”???

  28. Unter says:

    Right but wanna my point of view? It’s relly, relly easy to find WTF movies in Japan. Mongoose will agree I guess.

  29. Barkingdog says:

    Zero :It’s for Cupie[sp] brand tarako pasta sauce. Tarako is a type of fish roe, which is a red mass of eggs in a shape similar to the costumes the Cupie dolls are wearing.
    Tarako pasta is extremely delicious by the way.

    Sooo the doll babies want revenge on the little girl for eating their unborn fish baby brethren?

  30. The What Now? says:

    Anna Rexia :

    thisisdurden :
    Well, there could be babies IN the noodles. Maybe they’re revolting.

    I would find that a bit revolting, too.

    Ba-dum-bump!

  31. K says:

    Oh Japan.

  32. SavingFishFromDrowning says:

    This makes sense in Japan.

  33. leon says:

    It is PASTA SAUCE not NOODLES. if you can LISTEN!

  34. Bill Gama says:

    That video is old as hell. I like to think of it as a classic of Youtube WTF.

  35. Coraline says:

    They missed the “only in Japan” tag. I just love that there’s a special tag for that. And it’s true, it’s just too easy to find WTF videos from Japanese TV.

  36. Mel says:

    Why are the little dolls non-Asian looking? Is it a subtle commentary on the capitalist pig Americans?

  37. Gnoll says:

    @Mel
    Kewpie dolls have been around since the early 1900s. I think they were made in Germany.

    It’s been forever since I’ve seen this. I prefer the one that has the two women singing/dancing to it though.

  38. Sammy says:

    Absolutely disturbing. I think I will never eat spaghetti again!

  39. Quinn says:

    My reaction was the same as that little girl. I really felt a connection. “Why am I watching this, and why do they keep getting closer?”

  40. J Reinhardt says:

    If I saw a army of those things are after a bite of noodles, I’d be thinkin’ twice about a second.

  41. Potato in Flight says:

    I wonder how long the kid has been sitting there. Maybe he’s just a wax figure. That would certainly explain why he shows such little emotion at the army of baby-in-body-sock things.

  42. Bryonia says:

    @Zero
    look up “Kewpie doll”

  43. Wtfitude says:

    I love the kids “WTF?” stare

  44. Raan says:

    LSD is a hell of a drug.

  45. Luk says:

    Is it me, or are the videos not working for anyone else? >.>

  46. Amanda says:

    Hmm… is it just me that heard them chanting “CANNIBALS!”

    Oh dear god. *twitches*

    • Fniff says:

      They are!

      ….

      I just realized. Oh god no.

      They have taken over Japan.

      We have to get ready,we need weapons,a vehicle and supplies.

      They won’t have any mercy,they have already killed children. No surrendering. Remember no man left behind?

      every man who falls behind,is left behind,now.

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