Traditional Clown Funerary Rites
October 3rd, 2009
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First!
great. thanks pictureisunrelated. now i’m scarred for life.
Wow. Kinda creepy.
I just wonder how he decayed so fast…
is the banana supposed to be the corpse clowns penis?
She’s hot… she makes my banana firm.
She looks like that girl from Lazytown. Besides I think we all know by now that clowns are evil and scary.
I’d tap that… and the girl is nice looking too
I think this is just a ridiculous concentration of fetishes. Out of the few people who go for clowns, the few who go for dead people and the few who go for fruit, ONE GUY ON THE PLANET was turned on by this photo. He just liked everything he was seeing here. That guy was not me.
Shouldnt it have been an old bruised banana?
I can go for some of it if I can ignore some, won’t specify which.
This is one of those occasions I just don’t wanna know what’s going on here.
She could give lessons to ICP.
Oh God, they’re gonna do it clown-style.
Why on earth is there a dead clo BOOBIES!!!! *omnomnomnom*
No.
Just…
…
… *NO*.
My first thought, exactly!
After the mental breakdown brought on by having to do everything for the stupid puppets there. She finally lost the plot and turned to hooking in the specialised ‘meth clown fetish’ part of Lazytown.
Man, I would hate to be the fluffer on that gig
I think the whole thing is just dumb.
This is so wrong, that the only facepalm that could begin to describe this would rip your head right off.
Apparently “’til death do we part” does not apply to clown marriages…
Lady Gaga’s mom did not age well.
I find it interesting that the corpse looks terrified by the whole experience, and the clown has an expression of overly practiced excitement. How many times has she done this, exactly? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.
There is a certain amount of respect that should be given to the dead. This is wrong.
Some might say: “They don’t care! They’re dead!!!!” – yeah, but I care.
Is this a new Katy Perry music video?
In Clowntown, the coroners are against cutting the skin of the dead and often leave the deceased to decay to the bones before searching the stomach contents.
He’s been dead 500 years, and still gets more girls than everyone on the internet.
Hey, awesome! I didn’t know that Amy Winehouse was going to do a clown porno!
The model on the left should really eat something
No wonder that clown died. What the hell else did he swallow whole?
If there’s a way this photo could be more disturbing, I don’t wanna know about it.
Who said corpses can’t be fun?
This looks like it might be The British Museum’s contribution to red nose day. The kids will love it!
(but honestly this is seriously scary… the way he’s looking at her… I’m really creeped out. *shudders* what has been seen… you know the rest)
I recognize the fake corpse thing. It’s from a half-joking (I hope) magazine. I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called, but it’s one of many weird slightly funny and disturbing pictures playing on the necrophiliac fetish.
@Malisyn
lemme guess “I stroked a dead clown, & I liked it”?
They should have given the skeleton a black afro wig and a beard.
(dead Bob ross/banana/clown fetish, seriously whisky tango foxtrot)
What The Mother!*@%ing… just… whaaat?
I’ve heard of a magazine called Girls and Corpses. Would that be it.
Norman Bates’ little sister is even more fucked up than he is.
and horny
@Charlie
If they don’t care, why do you?
Hollie Stevens is more than just porn, and has so many other talents. I am happy to call her friend.
The girl from Lazytown would make a fortune doing porn!
As if I needed another reason to hate clowns
Is that a relative of Anna Rexia?
And this happens all the time in America! It is a terrible place. Believe me, I have been there.
@Charlie
Honey, that is very obviously a prop corpse, no real dead people were harmed in the making of this picture. My very live brain is scarred for life, but that is a whole different picture.
Hey, do the clown morticians let them get like this before the funeral rites so that they are sure to “smell funny?”
If I remember reading it correctly, Girls and Corpses uses real corpses for their photoshoots. I could be wrong though (and I’m too lazy to check the website)..
@James
You don’t say!
PS: More Girls & Corpses can be found here, this photo comes from Issue #6
Wonder if the same thing happened to Michael Jackson…
She seems surprised to find that banana. I know clowns. And if I were to scavenge the corpses of the clowns i know, a banana in the pants would be the least surprising thing i could imagine.
nice tits
Thank you for ruining my day!
Lord Imhotep will not be pleased the curse of the Hom Dai will be upon her.
hey…don’t judge me
I think that’s Pennywise the clown from the IT movie. But I want to know who that girl is.
WEll actually that info DID my day…
the girl is fucking hot, I can ignore the corpse
I know a student mortician who is so going to get a link to this page.
You will know when that happens because her comment will be the last one. She will post a comment that will cause everyone visiting to recoil in horror and not post anything further.
Either that, or she will trash the entire site. But really, it is worth the risk.
I’m going to rename this site “WTFetish”.
@Matt
Blue haired clown is a beaut downtown.
She can peel my ‘nana anytime.
I’m scared of all clowns, except her.
The lower right quarter of this photo makes me happy
It’s not often that I’m bouncing around ye olde net and see a frequent houseguest, randomly. Funny AND awesome. I’m sending this thread to her right now
Is that a banana in your pelvic cavity or are you just happy to see me?
necrophilia is soo funny! i can’t wait for the center ring at THIS circus!
Which one is lady Gaga?
This is why I want to be creamated when I die
Hope you puting a condom on that, see whats STD’s have done to him….
I never knew tales from the cript had a circus show…
And it goes to show you, Bananas are full of preservitaves
i’m both surprised and completely disappointed that the favorite comment on this picture has not one mention of Lady Gaga.
When I saw this I did a double take…The model’s name is Hollie Stevens, I know here..the photo is from Girls And Corpses magazine.