Padme Never Made Me Rake

Submitted By: Anonymous
Fave Comment: ” “Fear the path to the dark side. Fear of marriage leads to Anger. Anger for getting married leads to Hate of your wife. Hate leads to shouting to you’re wife which leads then to Suffering from more household work .” And that’s why sith are so agressive” - Mintfriction

Even Lawful Evil has a honeydew list. This is a sobering thought.
@Goldie
LAWNful amirite?
Is anyone else a little sick of the “OMG Darth Vader is in a random place doing something funny!!!!!” images. Buying a Darth Vader costume and wearing it isn’t WTF.
Oh no! Chair must be frightened.
Why wouldn’t he just use the Force?
Yeah because cape-wearing space Lords with nasal issues are such the norm in everyday life.
@gloworm
exactly what I was thinking. once is enough.
Further evidence that even after 32 years, the Star Wars franchise is still raking it in.
It’s Darth-Raker, the wind force is most likely not with him.
Hey, someones gotta do it. Are you gonna do it? I didn’t think so.
can we get all of the stupid pictures of people OMG WEARING A HELMET FROM STAR WARS ON THE STREET, HOW CARAAAZZZAAYYYY out of here please? this is not wtf. you could start a new site called “i have no son” and start posting them all there. we all know star wars geeks like to dress up, it’s not even remotely shocking.
I should send in that picture where I put on my shoes to walk outside.
This just proves that even against a powerful sith lord, the wife will always win
“Luke, I am your Gardener”
I understand the Empire wanted to save money on the second Death Star, but isn’t making a Sith Lord rake an entire planet salvaging the scraps a little too much?
Or it proves that the bog-standard garden gnome is getting a bit boring
“Fear the path to the dark side. Fear of marriage leads to Anger. Anger for getting married leads to Hate of your wife. Hate leads to shouting to you’re wife which leads then to Suffering from more household work .” And that’s why sith are so agressive
What Would Vader Do?
win.@Mintfriction
‘Luke, I am your gardener…’
While he’s outside working… Jar Jar is inside gettin a piece of mrs Vader… Shoulda built a better death star huh…
You’re sick.
Before Lawn Darths were outlawed.