Katamari Fertility Goddess
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yumm
You mean that isn’t a statue of Kate Goslin? hmmmm
hot.
How awkward. Does that mean she has six…? Wait, I don’t want to know.
Actually, it seems to be the Katamari Fertility Goddess de Milo. I want to see the rest of her body, too.
Alek > Many mammals have more than 2 tits but still one vagina.
Isn’t this statue in New York City? Specifically in SoHo somewhere? I haven’t lived in NYC in a few years, but I think I used to walk by it every now and then.
Somewhere a statue of a guy with 12 hands is smiling.
Boobies!!!
Diana of Ephesus
Are those road cones on her ears?
♫ Na-naAAAAA-na-na-na-nana-nana… ♫ (but with disco-porn bass riff)
so OctoMom had a predecessor…..
an ancient role model! always good to see!
The “rainbow” guy in the toilet, that was a nice solid WTF picture. It’s not art and it made no sense, and no matter what culture, religion, or party festivities may or may not have been going on at the time -not even Burning Man- could have made that image ok.
Then there’s today’s post, a nod to archeology. Really? An ancient foreign culture makes religious icon, and it qualifies as WTF? What’s next? Gonna post a pic of a crucifix tomorrow?
tits or gtfo.
@Spazzberry
Why the hell is it her ears you are concerned about? You are not normal.
I seem to recall having walked by this as well.
I dunno, Isadora. This may not be particularly wtf, but a lot of art and archeological finds are. Just because someone somewhere believes something has artistic or historical significance doesn’t mean it ain’t wtf.
what would have made this a funnier WTF pic is if someone had gone and put loads of bras on her multiple mammaries
“Okay, enough with the boob jobs. Let’s work on the ears now.”
meow
Eddie Izzards first girlfriend.
I study classical art and archaeology, and I can appreciate the beauty of this piece while also wholeheartedly affirming its WTF-ness. The two are not mutually exclusive.
@uisdhiosado: It’s not Ephesian Diana/Artemis, though it is similar. The size and shape of the breasts suggest to me that it’s a modern homage to Di. of Eph.
See, instead of just burying your face in one pair and motorboating, you can pile your whole body in. Commence ta jigglin!
brilliant@Shep333
@Isadora
yep – agreed. this pic doesn’t belong here at all, though it be a nice statue. I took a photo of this while I was in nyc, and it never stood out as being that much more wtf than most of the other photos I took. It was in Soho, not far from from a shop called Evolution, which was a collection of serious wtf.
@Kaitie O.
haha damn, someone beat me to the octomom jokes
@Nylund
I don’t recall ever seeing this anywhere in New York.
Easy access no matter the position!
Looks like she would fit in well in Jabba the Hutt’s court…
She must’ve bought that 3-Wolf Moon shirt..http://www.amazon.com/review/R39Q4E383KNKNO/ref=cm_srch_res_rtr_alt_1
I think my motorboat would run out of gas!
@Isadora
comparing this to “an expected crucifix being posted tomarrow” would only be an acceptable comparison statement if Jesus had a band of thorns around every limb or something to that measure.
@Shep333
Epic win comment
@TaintedRose
Lol that would be WTF, can someone find this statue and do that. post the picture.
Imagine the motorboat you could give her.
TMI: I swear that I know someone with a lifelong fetish for this. All she needs is fur and fangs.
“Hey Fergie, Check out MY humps. Ugly Bitch.”
Is there a male version?
That’s a lot of tits.
Cow-Woman.
The breasts continue down past her hips… Which means they’d be in the way down below. Odd way to symbolize fertility, thinks I: blocking access to where fertilizing happens.
no fair, i don’t have twelve hands!!!
so, that’s the milkman’s lady!
Incoming epic titty-fuck in 3 . . . 2 . . .
Slaanesh! Slaanesh! Slaanesh!
yeah…i think people are missing the part where it’s wtf because it looks like a KATAMARI Fertility goddess i loled pretty hard at that and certainly that concept is totally WTF?!?!?!
@Kaitie O.
I would. Crucifixes are a really weird idea for a torture device. Seriously, what sick freak thought that was a good idea?
Wait, I mean @Isadora, not Katie.
Isn’t anyone else noticing the spikes down her spine in the reflection? Those look a little too pronounced to be mere vertebrae to me.
Oh, and can you imagine her backache? I only have to carry two of those, it makes my back hurt just looking at her. Amazing she’s standing up straight at all. Hmmm… maybe that’s why her vertebrae are so exaggerated, the skin’s been pulled away by the weight of all those breasticles.
@Gummidge
dude, I’m not a guy. Breasts don’t fascinate me, I have my own. (but only 2, not multiple sets).
Look up “Grand Inquisition”
There were times during breastfeeding I would’ve KILLED to have those.
Horray for the boooooooobies
I don’t think anyone has said this already…. Motor-boat
Damn it, someone sculpted me without my consent again.
And people though japanese porn was exaggerated
Kenny didn’t see as many boobs when consuming that cat pee. Were those guys THAT metal?
@Isadora Deep breath. Calm down. Enjoy site.
@me
hmm, yeah, she’s missing the demonic claws/pincers
hooray for bobies
Did I leave the iron on?
Where would you find a support garment for all of that?
Hey, isn’t this right outside a breast augmentation clinic in SoHo? I think they’re implying that they’ve got an even better bargain going than buy one get one free.
this is bullshit
Boobies!
If she had one on her back, it would be great for dancing
Is this a religion? Where do I join?
Cold Out?
Makes me wish I had 8 Hands…No wait, 10 Hands…Wait 12 ha…Ahh forget it!
This is way better than that chick from total recall