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Yoda’s wife?
Oh god.
whats up with the soda(?) bottle in between the two mattresses?
Bob…….. you know that’s not a soda bottle.
Oh lord – please tell me its not a love aid???!!!???
at keast they are using the young yoda and not the old yoda picture…
er that should be at least they are using the young yoda picture and not the old yoda picture…
What is the green thing? I’m only 7 and need to know in explicit detail.
I need to wash my mind out with a strong bleach after seeing that
It’s just like with Michael Jackson – after his death he is young again.
at first i didnt scroll down all the way to see the “green bottle” and was like wtf? why is this such a big deal?
*scrolls down*
*voms*
noo.. thats just… oh my… oh god oh god oh god
*puke*
@Caylee
If you have to scroll down to see the other bottle…you’ve got bigger issues.
I’m blind! I’m BLIND! I think my eyes tried to protect my heart!!
http://www.fleshlight.com/original-fleshlights/original-butt/
this is very disturbing..
it’s pretty sick just the thought if this guy photoshoping the yoda image just to put hair and make him look pretty, and print it… just the fact that this was all premeditated makes me sick
Yeah, baby!
Where can I get one of them green fleshlights?
And the pic, it’s in a clear plastic covering, so it can be wiped off conveniently, ugh!
Why would you even take a picture of that whole setup? EWWWWWWW!
well it makes sense the cock socks green..I wonder how often he cleans it?
or he could clean it by drinking it when hes finished?
OMFG YOU JUST MADE SOMETHING THAT REALLY IS SO IMPOSSIBLY HORRIFIC EVEN WORSE
:0
@josue
Actually that’s a picture of Yaddle, a female of the same species as Yoda. She was seen in Episode 1 as part of the Jedi Council.
It kills me that I know this, but that is not Yoda. It is a female of the same species that Yoda is and is also a Jedi Master. I want to kick my ass too.
It’s not Yoda, it’s Yaddle. Doesn’t make it right though.
what the fuck?…..
That’s the special limited edition Glow in the dark Fleshlight. It was sold during October. They don’t make ‘em any more.
EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I’m confused
no No NO! *mind bleach*
This is all sorts of wrong….
Uh, that’s just a picture of Yaddle. He’s just as wtf as Yoda, which is hardly at all anyway.
YO-GINA
Somebody must have lost a bet or something, I hope.
This…really confuses me. Just…what?
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth …
oh god, please help this man. *pukes*
*ROTFHASA* (Rolls On The Floor Having A Seizure Attack)
I can’t help but laugh at this. LOL
I just made this my Facebook profile picture. lol
This image is really old, its been circulating the internet since it was invented
I sense that the midichlorian count is pretty high in those bedsheets
Tight I feel when slide into me you do.
*seeks brain bleach*
A little voice told me not to visit this site today, but I believed there was nothing they could possibly show that wuld sicken me, so I ignored it. I think I’m going to go kill myself now.
wait… they make green ones?
“When 900 years old you are, let’s see the ladies flock to you, hmmm?”
@Lolz
Seriously, aside from the Portrait of the Yoda as a Young Man, I can’t tell what I’m looking at here. Halp!
I don’t even know what to make of this picture. On one hand, it seems like an obvious joke. On the other hand, there’s all those little details that would make it a master’s stroke (no pun intended) to include them. I’ve been trying to make sense of it and reason that no person could actually set this all up, then take a picture of it, only to have it leaked to the net.
The pillow on the floor for the knees to rest. The fact that he not only wants to do this thing, but in the pooper. The protective sleeve they have put the picture in. And, most disturbing, he has put that little toy between a mattress and box spring so his hands are free to do god knows what. I now need to go on a heavy night of binge drinking and hopefully will have long forgot this picture by morning.
You can probably find a used one reasonably priced on eBay. (You’re welcome.)
google “fleshlight”
though i have a feeling net-nanny blocks that.
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more gross…
Are you kidding? I wanna have wild sex with you!
@gloworm
hahahahahahaha
You made me LOL — nicely done.
The fleshlight is bad enough, but — female Yodas have mullets? I sense the dark side of the force . . .
That’s the butt fleshlight too…this picture packs quite a complicated punch to my brain.
Yes, feel free to make fun of the word “packs”
**RETCH**
I wish I could point on the doll where the internet just touched me, but dolls don’t have souls.
Except that this person is apparently pretending to have sex with her (anal, no less), which is EXTREMELY wtf.@somrune
So the rumours of the Yoda/Patrick Swayze love child were true after all.
I was disturbed that this is a Yaddle I am more disturbed that the ”green flashlight” in question is more fitting to Yoda than a Yaddle.
@Nephroid
You, sir, are a winner.
@JOHN IMPRESSIVE
Wow. Thanks (?-not sure if that’s really what I mean) John. I’d never heard of/seen that canny (pun intended) little item. Prior to enlightenment, the closest my naive little brain could get was one of those plastic canisters used in pneumatic tube systems.
Now where can I get one of those handy little devices used by Men in Black to clear unwanted memories?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Correction: That is a fleshlightSABER — still available at your local comic store.
BTW, the pillow on the floor is a nice touch. Have to remember that…
OH GOOD LORD! My eyes! They burn!
sigh i cant help but think of rule #41 “No matter what it’s someone’s fetish. No exeptions” and #51 “There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.” from “rules of the internet”
The visuals are winning…. nooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!
I used to work in a sex shop and I’m practically retching…
… I wonder if that is George Lucas’s house…
I’m twelve years old and what is this?
So that’s what “Use the Force” means?! To be ignorant again…
@bob jones
That’s no soda Bottle! It’s a trap!
some one photoshopped yaddle onto the picture of the picture. This is a poe.
@raznzrukus
come on man, was that really necessary?
wait… what? i’m being serious now, can someone explain it to me? it’s just a bottle between two matresses and a pic of a hairy yoda. what’s so “mind bleach necessary” about it?
@bob jones
that’s no “soda bottle!” check out fleshlights!
@gloworm
Oh if you’re 7 it’s time you learned about fleshlights young man!
At least it isn’t a picture of Admiral Akbar.
@legen
Read the REST of the comments dude, or ask your ma.
Why puny internet people laugh! Hulk need fantasy too!
You’ve got some BALLS, sir! ^^
I have nothing to add except that this is one of the funniest comment boards I’ve ever read. It’s amazing that the readers can explain/ identify everything! You guys should be very proud. LOL! Thanks!
With a better picture, that’s a great idea for the use of a FleshLight!
@Zage
Link or it didn’t happen.
Thanks for that, you made me LOL. But now I have that phrase permanently infused in my mind. Ewww.
@legen
That’s not a bottle, that is a sex toy.
wait.. what..?… oh jesus..
@sfuchem
Comment WIN!
@sfuchem
BWAHAHAHA!! Thank you for the laugh!
I hate you so much -_-’
I thought Jedi were supposed to be abstinent like Catholic priests….
Nevermind.
Proud… or ashamed as the sick twisted individuals we are. Maybe a touch of both… >.>
um…i think this is a joke picture, supposedly showing us yoda’s lonely bedroom…
Please try to imagine yourself, kneeling on the pillow and do…with the green thing watching yoda.
I didn’t see the fleshlight first time. Or second, I just figured it was some sick star wars fan photoshopping Yoda pictures. Then I noticed the green bottle, had a wtf moment, realised it was a fleshlight. Shortly there after, while I realised I was looking at some one’s pleasure station, I noticed the cum stains.
I was disturbed to read here that the flesh light is an anal one, tho some what intrigued to learn that there are glow in the dark ones. Not sure if this is a win or massive fail?
Rofl.
Did he buy the green one just for this?
This is hilarious.
I want to meet the person that wants to bang a female Yoda.
He’s got to be one interesting dude.
i can’t believe people still don’t get it….
If that is a green “original butt” isn’t Yoda’s head on facing the wrong way?
I didn’t get it until i looked it up. It was bad enough knowing Yoda had a mullet. Now my “innocence” will not let me comprehend as to WHY?
…. let alone I’ve never seen starwars, it just made me smile, so maybe that’s why i don’t get it?
@Tony “The Sedated Ape” Myers
Aw, that poor alien doesn’t have any parents left anymore
Seriously people… This was photoshopped. Clearly.
My favorite part is the page protector.
WTF? It looks like a hybrid of Luke Skywalker, Yoda and that dude from the 80s/90s V series… And that “enhancement” between the sheets… I guess green makes sense
Um, yeah, um, that’t not a flashlight, umkay?@FleshlightGeek
It’s yaddle! This was spawned from a discussion on the late, great GFW radio podcast.
http://www.screwattack.com/node/10353
Oh God. You can’t unsee that.
@BAReFOOt
pure win, hope your friends still talk to you
@mystic_eye_cda
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but not necessarily, he may want to see the package…ya…
“Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”
I find this picture and these comments so damn funny. I too love the protective sleeve for the picture. Coming from someone who owns and loves his fleshlight, allow me comment on a couple other comments.
First on the whole infatuation with it being an “anal” fleshlight. Trust me once your using it, it doesn’t matter what the outside of the thing looks like. It could look like anything and it would still work the same.
Second, someone asked why would you stick it between the mattress? Because, sometimes you just have to change it up and you don’t want to use your hands. More like the real thing I guess.
it’s yaddle!!!
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no seriously, episode 1 book, there’s that guy in there and his name’s yaddle.
Well… you dont’ see that every day.
@gunzlingr I agree. Fullheartedly.
@JanetReamers
LMAO!!!1!!
@Phil
I’m sorry Phil, it’s a “love” aid.
A green one.
Oh so it’s not Yoda it’s Yadda?? Well then what’s the problem?
@badcat You probably COULD find one on ebay, but would you REALLY want it? I don’t think they make a bleach strong enough for that.
I’d hit it.
Green fleshlight+semen= Yoda.
@gloworm
its…a fleshlight. its a rendition of a female vagina, or anus. THEY ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE http://www.fleshlight.com …i have no idea how the fuck he got it in green
William H. Macy is a good lookin’ man.
Wonder just who Yaddle is astraddle? A photo of an Ewok or a Hobbit could be slipped in the plastic file cover.
“Oh, Frodo, oh, Frodo!”
Photo is ok face up if you imagine holding his little green ankles behind hi ears.
The bus for Hell leaves in 10 minutes. I’m driving.
I’m going to kill myself now.
The bus for Hell is leaving? Darn, I forgot all about it!
What’s worse is that when I was this….. I was watching Jeff Dunham’s new show
*while searching on amazon* I need a green one! Why are they all pink?!
Haha, I love that the picture is in a binder sleeve. “Uuuuuuuhhh! Whoo yeah! Now back with the others Yaddle!”
Oh… thank god Yaddle is a female or this would be really creepy..
“pretend I am a woman, you must”
i… think i just puked a little inside my mouth…. DX
I’m 12 years old and what is this?
For everyone who is confused and doesn’t understand:
Just go do your homework. =)
Gee, those lonely Friday nights have taken their toll..
It’s not yoda, it’s yaddle. And I’m pretty sure it’s a guy. I’m not even a big starwars junkie, and I knew that.
yes i do. whats in image its all about attitude.
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