Everything Here Is Made Of Awesome
September 11th, 2009
Submitted By: Zack T
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For a second I thought he was giving the finger, but he’s not actually.
What’s brilliant about this picture is the contrast between the dwarf-like one and the guy beside him, even though they are very similarly dressed.
They’re waiting for the giraffe bee cow girl to show up.
“I’m totally the weirdest guy here. I mean, how can I not be? I’m wearing neon stripey bike shorts with a cucumber stuffed down the front, a leopard-print cummerbund with mirrored shades hanging off them, and, well, just look at me! I’m totally winning this weird guy competition.”
“Uh, dude, take a quick glance down and to your left…”
“FUUUUUUUUU-”
how did the get Dan Halen from squidbillies to wear clothes?
Those multicoloured shorts are much too tight.
Skinniest legs ever.
Then God made awesome, and it was good.
is that a cephalic carnage t shirt? lol
Mullet for the win!
@Veksyn
How much more awesome could this be?
The answer is, none.
None More Awesome.
The Ankh draws the entire ensemble together and totally makes it work…as opposed to the “ring o’ chicken legs” the little guy’s wearing.
that was the first thing i noticed….
The Sprat Brothers, Jack and Mack.
Jay and Silent Bob: Revenge of Spacer and the Angry Midget.
The 80’s called. They want their Little Person back. but they say we can keep the tall dude. Even they don’t want him.
He is. Dwarves can be brutal.
Why am I unable to look away?
I love this site
“Hello my name is” tag on belly
ew
Does the mini biker have a lobster hanging from his hip or is that some sort of toy?
I want a life size print of that picture and make it a wall in my house.
@Anna Rexia
No, it’s his index finger. Look closely, it’s next to his thumb. (I was disappointed too)
Squidbillies. WIN!!!!
@Dances With Dingo
It’s the hi-tops where you expect to see oversized biker boots that get me. The shock and surprise is delicious!
Dogg the Bounty Hunter and Ron Jeremy both had sex with the same midget…..
Awe…..so cute!
What IS this place? Auditions for meth addicted, welfare-recipient deadheads?
@HellHathNoFury AND WHY WASN’T I INFORMED?! *cries in corner, feeling rejected8
hopefully not my last time on the homepage
my pic on hawtness has a sweet rating too B]
Fuck Yeah!
omg, jews should not be allowed to wear that..
Yes, and Yes.
What, you think a guy like this settles for missionary?
Also, I’m fairly convinced that’s Frank Woodley of Lano and Woodley, on the left. FTW!
@Identity Crises whew…good to know i wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of Dan Halen…
What you all don’t realize is that this is not just any old dwarf…this is the original midgit created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster at the beginning of creation. No other little person could possibly exude that much awesomeness!
@Cheesetrap Got to admit – That does look a lot like Frank. No idea on the midge though…..
@bob jones
First thing I thought too.
I must base a DnD character off of that guy. way more badass than some beard-man in legitimate chainmail.
I love that the “normal” looking one in the crowd, is the guy in the back by the door with the yellow longsleeve polo and sideways yellow ballcap with FBI style black cargo pants… And of course, no look is complete without shades and “I’m a badass” pose.
Mmm, sexy little hip-hop-military-banana-doorman.
Have the taller fellow’s bike shorts split? Bu he looks like he just arrived. Have to go home and change now…
I give to you: Gimli..the metal dwarf!
yeah it my new look; the dwarf/midget lobster carrying mullet goth phase. its big.