Quantity Over Quality
September 8th, 2009
Submitted By: Joe M
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lady or guy in trench coat with lobster wig/hat.
The one-man bachelorette party!
I love how they aren’t all exactly the same color. Now that’s attention to detail!
Think we have a winner for “dickhead of the year”.
…..I’m speechless…….
He looks really, uh, “happy”…
This makes me horny…
How horrifying.
¿Quién es el más poronga? ¡YO soy el más poronga!
That guy is a dick.
Even stranger, where exactly would one buy a “penis suit” from?
They all seem to have balls except the one that is anatomically correct.
No.
I heard that motherfucker had . . . like . . . 30 goddamn dicks.
Now we just need to see the followup photo of him holding an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid later that night.
I am immediately reminded of the Funk in “The Legend of Old Gregg”
“He has One weak point”
Ladies, at least when you see him comming, you already know he is a big dick. You’ve been warned.
And here, Ladies, gents and mike, we see a /d/-cosplay
It’s a one man sausage fest
this guy won’t be please with one fe****io. He needs one per d*ck
The blood… it rushes from my head… I feel… faint…
My gods, that man looks like a dick. Bey his a bigger prick than the guy in the next cubicle. And with that chin, his cleft gives him balls chin. Although, despite his being a dick, I’m sure he’ll never be an asshole
So i lost thhis bet… well long story short……
that is, like, a $2000 suit. Those things aren’t cheap!
I NEVER forget a face…lessee…Tom? Harry?
That’s got to be one heck of a popular costume, but I’d sure hate to be the one who has to clean it when it’s returned.
Jeez, can you believe this guy? What a dick!
Oh well, at least he’s ballsy.
What a cock-knocker.
This is what I was trying to achieve at a party when I suction cupped the dildo to my forhead.
Paging Dr. Cox, Dr. Cox…paging Dr. Cox.
I suction-cupped a dildo to my forehead, and the next thing I knew…
Look at his/its face.
Oh God. I really don’t know where to start. (literally)
@Mr Evilwrench
It ate me.
talk about being a dick.
So that’s what a Ballchinian looks like without a Human disguise.
@brent
And how, may I ask, do you know this?
Bet that every one of them is bigger than his original.
anyone else notice the white stuff hanging from the one that’s in the right place?
Also, I think this is what the Trojan Man looks like when he takes his uniform off.
I got nothin’…
I second that.
Somewhere out there is someone wearing a Fleshlight suit, waiting for that message on E-Harmony.
Somehow, it makes me not want to be the one that has to clean his bathroom. I can almost bet that he can never aim right no matter which one he uses!
thats just nasty.
Slaanesh! Slaanesh! Slaanesh!
Let me guess, his name is Dixon…
This guy must spend a fortune on condoms.
@Jasper
He’s a Ballchinnian! Men In Black 2. Alright. Giggedy.
woulda been better were they not all the same size and shape. it’s a bit monotonous.
@Eryn
he saved children but not the British children!
looks like Mr Silver Platforms behind him is enjoying the Dickman.
btw, it’s not a costume. He has a severe medical condition.
I bet this uuy is South African
Dude. I heard… that mother fucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.
@Shagsbeard i JUST WET MY PANTS WHEN I READ THAT lol
@HoneyBeeee
lol that is too funny
@Goldie
he uses them all on one chick?
It looks like most of them are suffering from some kind of skin irritation. Rather red, wouldn’t you say?
Spiderman can shoot web out of his wrists… how about this guy? What can he do?
DICK MAN DICK MAN DICK MANNNN
Oh, HELL YES!
It’s my future ex-husband!
Yeah, but I heard the girls were all over him. Lucky stiff.
This guy would be of interest to Mr. Wong Burger (aqua teen hunger force)
Shouldn’t this be illegal?
Ummmm….WTF
what you don’t see is all the missing ****** on the back of his suit. hey where’d they go?
@holy cow!
the only obvious inference is that you DO have to clean his bathroom
From the looks of it, that guy can satisfy 36 women AT ONCE!
AIDS
DO NOT WANT.
This may inspire a new game… “Find the real one..”..
OH MY GOD LOL
WHO BUYS THOSE THINGS ANYWAY
That’s so sick but it’s hilarious XD
@dischord33
don’t be getting jealous, don’t you!
A kick meant to stop this guy in his tracks need not be “well-placed.”
The only guy that can achieve multiple orgasm simultaneously.
What hentai did this guy crawl out of?
He could have a one man orgy…
what a bunch of dicks.