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Heavy is the head that wears the sausage crown…

July 22nd, 2009

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42 Responses to “Heavy is the head that wears the sausage crown…”

  1. John E. says:

    Why can’t marketing be like this anymore?

  2. Jocelyn says:

    I smell a WWE type smack down between this sausage queen and Carmen Miranda. I’d spend PPV money on that!!

  3. Exiled Thegn says:

    Let’s hope she’s kosher.

  4. AFtERBIRtH33 says:

    Exiled Thegn :Let’s hope she’s kosher.

    She is a Zionist!

  5. jutzin says:

    meh, this doesn’t seem very far out to me. then again, i live in germany, the sausage land, where every little girl’s dream is to be the wurst-queen when she grows up. maybe it’s different in the states?

  6. BioRocks says:

    Hey, Josephine Baker rocked her bananas! Maybe this lady knows how to work a sausage!

  7. Identity Crisis says:

    She wore an itsy bitsy
    made with weinies
    Smoked and kosher
    hot bikini

  8. BoneFish says:

    ill tell her where she can put them

  9. BioRocks says:

    @Identity Crisis
    Nicely done!

  10. Final Judge of WTF says:

    Poor girl. Didn’t have enough money to buy a decent prom dress. Good thing her dad was a butcher.

  11. AnnaRexia says:

    @Identity Crisis
    Brilliant!

  12. Bender says:

    And they didn’t have the heart to tell her the truth, so they let Helen Keller believe she was the belle the ball.

  13. Clyde says:

    She’s definitely not a on-wiener woman.

  14. Clyde says:

    Ack! :-/ make that “one-wiener”.

  15. JOHN IMPRESSIVE says:

    It’s the Zion on her crown that confuses me.

  16. jimmy bones says:

    Mrs. Larry Craig trying hard to rekindle the fire in their marriage.

  17. LouZha says:

    Shes gotta be thinking:
    “This isnt what i had in mind when he said he wanted to meat me”

  18. Zippy says:

    I’ve seen this picture before! There’s a hot dog shop in the town where I live that names all it’s hot dogs after strippers, and this picture is hanging in that shop!

  19. Rose says:

    @Identity Crisis

    HaHa that was awesome! :)

  20. James says:

    I’d eat that

  21. The What Now? says:

    I came to this party hoping to meet some chicks, but this place is a total sausage-fest.

  22. Chris says:

    …paging Dr. Freud.

  23. Captain Obvious says:

    If she had the sausage bra – it would be so much COOL.

  24. ninja face says:

    she doesnt look to happy. its like – i’ll-just-smile-to-humour-my-kidnappers – kind of smile.

  25. Shiny says:

    Ms. Atkins 1953. And NICE, @IdentityCrisis!

  26. user_is_unrelated says:

    this was already posted.

  27. lucie says:

    Come on, folks. The Producers, the old one. One of the girls from “Springtime for Hitler.” Know your Mel Brooks.

  28. JOOLA says:

    I have seen something like this before! But then it was bread instead of sausages.

  29. Business101 says:

    Hmmm, tis my boyfriend’s birthday next week…. *considers*

  30. Bun Bun says:

    What they didn’t tell you is that she’s hiding 2 of them in an undisclosed location

  31. Aye says:

    She doesn’t look very amused…

  32. creepy says:

    I wore that same outfit to my prom.

  33. boaks says:

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  34. casey says:

    Now THAT’S a Sausage party!!

  35. Luke says:

    this gives a new meaning to the two words: SAUSAGE FEST

  36. Brock Brawnson says:

    Mother-of-God

    She could don my sausage. she ain’t half bad looking either. not in a hella hot way. but like in a 50’s air-hostess way.

  37. Snark says:

    Should have used Bacon, mmmmmmm …

  38. Maz says:

    This is so Mark Ryden style!

  39. dingdong says:

    it almost looks like lucille ball!

  40. Bunbury says:

    Actually, she looks like Eva Peron

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