Sweet babies! Is that a hillbilly ice cream truck I see?
July 19th, 2009
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Fist!
I think I know this song
Is that Nixon on top?
I like the flowers. Moonshine will kill you, but it will be in a happy and fairly innocent way.
But its only the “ends” of the moonshine that blinds u, and that’s poured off prior to the bottling…
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Fun fact i have 2 fist
Well now…there’s a legal moonshine brewery on Prince Edward Island in Canada.
Srsly…
@Identity Crisis
Legal moonshine? I would have thought that was a contradiction in terms, although not as much as a huge midget.
Lol. My friend is fermenting moon shine in his basement.
but it gets you so drunk..
When you hear “Deliverance” you know it’s a’comin’ down the street!
Oh well, I guess the illiterate ones will suffer when they see the van dive past and point out that it looks like a cheap hearse with an advertisement on the top.
Roflmao. It seriously took me a couple of minutes to understand what was on the side. I thought it was saying that moonshine killed cripples. And the ‘blind’ part was just like an odly placed adjective. Like ‘kill someone dead’ only ‘kill someone blind’ or ‘kills blind’… They should have put in commas!
So, you dont buy MoonShine from the Poison Truck? You were a very, very sad children
Yeah. And the order is a little off too.
“First, moonshine will kill you. Then you’ll be crippled and blinded.”
If someone could please clarify.. is moonshine just whiskey? or does any home-brewed alcohol qualify?
Does this van pick up the bodies up?
@Rocky: I have seen a Dodge A100 van used as a hearse. @Kerrybel: I believe Moonshine is any pure grain alcohol made in a home still, but I’m not sure if it’s all whiskey or not.
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshine
“Moonshine is any distilled spirit made in an unlicensed still. As with all distilled spirits, yeast ferments a sugar source to produce ethanol, then the alcohol is extracted through distillation using a still.
Because of its illegal nature, moonshine is rarely aged in barrels like bourbon, and it sometimes contains impurities, off flavours [sic], and toxins such as methanol.”
Methanol will blind you. I’ve also heard that moonshine is sometimes distilled in old car radiators which use lead solder and introduce that toxin as well. Also, if moonshine is a “distilled spirit,” home-brewed beer or wine wouldn’t qualify.
From what I’ve been told, it’s legal to make moonshine, but only in small quantities and for personal use.
I’m in NZ, one of the only developed nations where moonshine is legal. Nobody bothers, though.
that is so awesome!
I’m not a cripple or blind….so I’m good, right?