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What am I supposed to learn from this sign?

July 18th, 2009

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24 Responses to “What am I supposed to learn from this sign?”

  1. LadyBelle says:

    is it located in Gibsonton, FL, that circus wintering town?

  2. Muta says:

    That is AWESOME

  3. Captain Obvious says:

    Hmm WTF!?

  4. Monoceros says:

    Look like from Thailand (I’m Thai)

    Umm…maybe that bar is BIG likes the elephant
    And you will feel so small like…dwarf or Christmas Elf??? IDK :P

  5. General Tuna says:

    Either that’s one huge midget or one small elephant. The fact aforementioned midget is dressed as Santa just makes this picture all the better.

  6. Ohhainaobai says:

    World’s tallest midget…. He’s kinda average sized.

  7. Dballs says:

    @LadyBelle
    google search it foo!

  8. abitdark says:

    Giant midgets will soon rule the earth!

  9. General Tuna says:

    @abitdark
    Reminded me of that Robot Chicken sketch: Attack of the Giant Midget!

  10. BoneFish says:

    elephant is the main course.

  11. BoneFish says:

    oh and midgets can make any thing funny

  12. Lee says:

    The script is THAI, it’s taken in Soi 7 Pattaya that’s where the Elephant Bar is…. The Little fella is PhotoShopped in…

  13. skizzbucket says:

    Okay, call me paranoid, but when I see an elephant or a midget, I get a little nervous, so when I see them together, my better judgment tells me to RUN!!!

  14. Luke says:

    this is what happens when the circus is combined with Christmas

    “and now for our next act, the elephant juggling Christmas elf midgets”

  15. BoneFish says:

    Lee :
    The script is THAI, it’s taken in Soi 7 Pattaya that’s where the Elephant Bar is…. The Little fella is PhotoShopped in…

    oh crap! the thai know how to photoshop now? we are all fucked..

  16. Dances With Dingos says:

    Happy Obamukkah Mr. Elephant!

  17. R Car says:

    It’s pretty cool. They have half priced bar apps before 7:00.

  18. Lee says:

    @BoneFish

    But it’s really really bad Thai PhotoShopping isn’t it!

  19. v-unit says:

    Farang SAys: Sir this isn’t what I ordered!
    Thai Say: Mai Pen Arai…

    BoneFish WTF are you doing in Pataya?

    Isnt it full of whores, midgets and Russians?

  20. WTF Tales says:

    A midget walks into the Elephant Bar. The bartender says “Our mascot, the elephant out back, is so sad, he never stops crying. If you can make him stop I’ll give you a free bottle of scotch.”

    The midget walks out the back door and 30 seconds later the elephant can be heard laughing hysterically.

    The next week the midget comes back, having finished his scotch. The bartender says “What did you do? Now my elephant won’t stop laughing. It’s driving my crazy. If you can make him stop I’ll give you another bottle of scotch.”

    The midget walks out the back door. The elephant stops laughing then the sound of it’s colossal body is heard hitting the ground.

    The midget walks back in to collect his scotch. The bartender says “Did you kill my elephant?”

    “No, he’s just stunned.”

    “Okay I have to know, how did you make him laugh and how did you make him stop?”

    “Well, I told him my dick was bigger than his was and he started laughing, then I whipped it out, proved I wasn’t lying and the shock near killed him. Now where’s my scotch?”

  21. Roscoe says:

    The midget is a she and she’s a waitress at the Elephantbar but she became pretty popular so she’s kindof their hallmark. It’s called the Elephant bar since the people owning it owned an elephant-farm or so in the hills above Pattaya. The bar is awesome and located close to Kata beach. When I was there I didn’t see this sign, maby they just put it up for christmas.

    Anyway awesome pic to just stumble upon… since I’ve been there and spoken to the kind little woman :) But if you don’t know the backstory I can see it can be very confusing

  22. Blåbär says:

    @BoneFish
    What the fuck do they even have computers? :D

  23. ailaG says:

    Meet little Bar.

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