Okay, call me paranoid, but when I see an elephant or a midget, I get a little nervous, so when I see them together, my better judgment tells me to RUN!!!
A midget walks into the Elephant Bar. The bartender says “Our mascot, the elephant out back, is so sad, he never stops crying. If you can make him stop I’ll give you a free bottle of scotch.”
The midget walks out the back door and 30 seconds later the elephant can be heard laughing hysterically.
The next week the midget comes back, having finished his scotch. The bartender says “What did you do? Now my elephant won’t stop laughing. It’s driving my crazy. If you can make him stop I’ll give you another bottle of scotch.”
The midget walks out the back door. The elephant stops laughing then the sound of it’s colossal body is heard hitting the ground.
The midget walks back in to collect his scotch. The bartender says “Did you kill my elephant?”
“No, he’s just stunned.”
“Okay I have to know, how did you make him laugh and how did you make him stop?”
“Well, I told him my dick was bigger than his was and he started laughing, then I whipped it out, proved I wasn’t lying and the shock near killed him. Now where’s my scotch?”
The midget is a she and she’s a waitress at the Elephantbar but she became pretty popular so she’s kindof their hallmark. It’s called the Elephant bar since the people owning it owned an elephant-farm or so in the hills above Pattaya. The bar is awesome and located close to Kata beach. When I was there I didn’t see this sign, maby they just put it up for christmas.
Anyway awesome pic to just stumble upon… since I’ve been there and spoken to the kind little woman But if you don’t know the backstory I can see it can be very confusing
is it located in Gibsonton, FL, that circus wintering town?
That is AWESOME
Hmm WTF!?
Look like from Thailand (I’m Thai)
Umm…maybe that bar is BIG likes the elephant
And you will feel so small like…dwarf or Christmas Elf??? IDK
Either that’s one huge midget or one small elephant. The fact aforementioned midget is dressed as Santa just makes this picture all the better.
World’s tallest midget…. He’s kinda average sized.
@LadyBelle
google search it foo!
Giant midgets will soon rule the earth!
@abitdark
Reminded me of that Robot Chicken sketch: Attack of the Giant Midget!
elephant is the main course.
oh and midgets can make any thing funny
The script is THAI, it’s taken in Soi 7 Pattaya that’s where the Elephant Bar is…. The Little fella is PhotoShopped in…
Okay, call me paranoid, but when I see an elephant or a midget, I get a little nervous, so when I see them together, my better judgment tells me to RUN!!!
this is what happens when the circus is combined with Christmas
“and now for our next act, the elephant juggling Christmas elf midgets”
oh crap! the thai know how to photoshop now? we are all fucked..
Yes you are fucked
Happy Obamukkah Mr. Elephant!
It’s pretty cool. They have half priced bar apps before 7:00.
@BoneFish
But it’s really really bad Thai PhotoShopping isn’t it!
Farang SAys: Sir this isn’t what I ordered!
Thai Say: Mai Pen Arai…
BoneFish WTF are you doing in Pataya?
Isnt it full of whores, midgets and Russians?
A midget walks into the Elephant Bar. The bartender says “Our mascot, the elephant out back, is so sad, he never stops crying. If you can make him stop I’ll give you a free bottle of scotch.”
The midget walks out the back door and 30 seconds later the elephant can be heard laughing hysterically.
The next week the midget comes back, having finished his scotch. The bartender says “What did you do? Now my elephant won’t stop laughing. It’s driving my crazy. If you can make him stop I’ll give you another bottle of scotch.”
The midget walks out the back door. The elephant stops laughing then the sound of it’s colossal body is heard hitting the ground.
The midget walks back in to collect his scotch. The bartender says “Did you kill my elephant?”
“No, he’s just stunned.”
“Okay I have to know, how did you make him laugh and how did you make him stop?”
“Well, I told him my dick was bigger than his was and he started laughing, then I whipped it out, proved I wasn’t lying and the shock near killed him. Now where’s my scotch?”
The midget is a she and she’s a waitress at the Elephantbar but she became pretty popular so she’s kindof their hallmark. It’s called the Elephant bar since the people owning it owned an elephant-farm or so in the hills above Pattaya. The bar is awesome and located close to Kata beach. When I was there I didn’t see this sign, maby they just put it up for christmas.
Anyway awesome pic to just stumble upon… since I’ve been there and spoken to the kind little woman
But if you don’t know the backstory I can see it can be very confusing
@BoneFish
What the fuck do they even have computers?
Meet little Bar.