WTF is up with his ?pants shorts?… and look how his belt acts as a bra too!! wait is that a jump suit “shorts” style?? Hes definitely fucking that ass!
The Mark III Tactical Donkey was a cheaper alternative to the vastly more expensive Panther tanks, but Germany was never able to field them in large enough numbers to have a decisive impact on the war.
I read about this invention…unfortunately the flash from this photo accidentally detinated the rocket into the left ear lobe of the inventor. They found the donkey 3 miles away on a hillside dragging a popsicle stick radar post and the body of a headless soldier. Tragic story.
@Sheepy
Apparently the British submarine campaign against the carrot convoys that ran between Salerno and Tunis in ‘43 was particularly successful. There was also a crushing shortage of those straw hats with the holes in for the donkey’s ears.
@General Tuna
That’s why fiction likes to get its ideas from truth. Fiction does find ways to improve upon truth though. Truth brought a bear that fought in a war. Fiction brought bears that replaced horses, bears with guns (the best truth had was a bear with ammo), and a bear holding a shark.
But the bear that truth had brought WAS an alcoholic, Nazi-fighting bear that had captured a spy who had surrendered and crapped himself after being slapped upside the head by the bear.
Those “shorts” are actually a long smock that snaps closed between the legs, worn by a Fallschirmjager (German paratrooper). Yeah, they look silly, but the snaps kept the smock from billowing (especially when its wearer jumped out of a plane).
A Panzerfaust (that’s the rocket bit), the shield from a Panzershrek (german version of the bazooka), the antenna from a german field radio (the diamond bit) and it’s all put together by a signalman in the Luftwaffe. It’s a Fallschirmjaeger’s smock with the snap closed around the legs, but the trousers look like Luftwaffe ground crew.
I’d take an educated guess at 1944, in the Balkans, possibly Greece. Probably April 1. (The german armed forces would sometimes play “who can invent the wierdest weapon” for April 1. There is a theory that the device that allowed the MP44 to fire around corners was also an entry in a competition)
Faced by budget cuts and lack of fuel due to Allied Bombing, the 354th Fallschmirjaeger division was forced to improvise. GeneralOberst Hans Uberhofer was reported to have called the cuts ASS-inine.
@picisunrelated
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With this, germany would have definetly won the war… xD
I like that it comes with a donkey stand.
Donkeys are really the unsung heroes of WWII.
WTF is up with his ?pants shorts?… and look how his belt acts as a bra too!! wait is that a jump suit “shorts” style?? Hes definitely fucking that ass!
My favorite part is the popsicle-stick radar dish.
“My tank is defective” Huh ? NO !
If I saw this coming at me in the heat of battle, I’d surely die laughing myself to death.
The Mark III Tactical Donkey was a cheaper alternative to the vastly more expensive Panther tanks, but Germany was never able to field them in large enough numbers to have a decisive impact on the war.
I read about this invention…unfortunately the flash from this photo accidentally detinated the rocket into the left ear lobe of the inventor. They found the donkey 3 miles away on a hillside dragging a popsicle stick radar post and the body of a headless soldier. Tragic story.
The steampunk fad, the really early years
Isn’t this the first Urban ASS-ault vehicle?
@Sheepy
Tactical donkeys – the counter against the Soviet bear cavalry.
Ernest Hemingway’s cousin?
Correction, it was the Polish that allowed bears in their army, not the Soviets. Wiki “Voytek” sometime.
@Sheepy
Apparently the British submarine campaign against the carrot convoys that ran between Salerno and Tunis in ‘43 was particularly successful. There was also a crushing shortage of those straw hats with the holes in for the donkey’s ears.
@Marker Mage
I thought that was just another meme. It’s a cliche, but truth is more WTF than fiction.
Don’t mention the war!
My favourite part is the minute evidence of smug satisfaction upon the man’s face. He’s so proud of his ass.
Well, it is a nice ass.
@General Tuna
That’s why fiction likes to get its ideas from truth. Fiction does find ways to improve upon truth though. Truth brought a bear that fought in a war. Fiction brought bears that replaced horses, bears with guns (the best truth had was a bear with ammo), and a bear holding a shark.
But the bear that truth had brought WAS an alcoholic, Nazi-fighting bear that had captured a spy who had surrendered and crapped himself after being slapped upside the head by the bear.
@raznarukus
Those “shorts” are actually a long smock that snaps closed between the legs, worn by a Fallschirmjager (German paratrooper). Yeah, they look silly, but the snaps kept the smock from billowing (especially when its wearer jumped out of a plane).
A military onesie! I LURV this.
could you imagine if the rocket launcher accidently went off, that guy woulda been owned, and the donkey….well, um I’ll just leave that right there…
another funny thing would be to say that line when you wanna avoid having sex
Woman: wanna have sex?
man: Oh.. I can’t, my tank is defective
Woman: wait?….What??!
That’s a bad ass!
Behold! The Ass-Blaster!!
oh boy that’s a weird collection of stuff.
A Panzerfaust (that’s the rocket bit), the shield from a Panzershrek (german version of the bazooka), the antenna from a german field radio (the diamond bit) and it’s all put together by a signalman in the Luftwaffe. It’s a Fallschirmjaeger’s smock with the snap closed around the legs, but the trousers look like Luftwaffe ground crew.
I’d take an educated guess at 1944, in the Balkans, possibly Greece. Probably April 1. (The german armed forces would sometimes play “who can invent the wierdest weapon” for April 1. There is a theory that the device that allowed the MP44 to fire around corners was also an entry in a competition)
I should get out more…
@Tony B
Nazi shit?!
Faced by budget cuts and lack of fuel due to Allied Bombing, the 354th Fallschmirjaeger division was forced to improvise. GeneralOberst Hans Uberhofer was reported to have called the cuts ASS-inine.
DONKEYSCHRECK, instead of Panzerschreck
@Tony B
StG44 please.. Don’t use it’s early disguise name. It’s not a fucking “Machinen Pisole” it’s an Assault Rifle.
Why we cant win!!! resolve bitches, resolve!!!
pwn donkey, donkey porn….very different
Das Panzer Arse!
well, it’s better than what the Japanese where doing then..
I believe what i just did would be referred to as “bust a geek nut”