Made for the modern woman about town!
June 30th, 2009
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lol penis
1st?
can’t resist
Why does everthing strange have an Asian attached to it?
She should’ve knitted a longer one, if she was going to the trouble of making one at all.
@Mike@suckstobeyoublog.com
or you should pull it for a suprise
is that a chai necklace she’s wearing?…
But… why?!? It’s too absorbent to actually work, even if there was a hole to slip a vibrator into it in the back… I need to shut up now.
Awww, she included a belly button and everything
I’m sure her home-ec teacher was very proud of her Sr. class knitting project!
That is definitely NOT photoshopped.
Umm is that even a woman?
i agree with skizz bucket, it is definitely a tturn off attached to the granny panties.
For the woman who wants to know what its like to have a cock but not a husband
Granny square tranny square. Wonder if she’s dry clean only.
LOL FTW !
love love LOVE it! I want one.
this is like the thing that bruno made rove wear
No, it’s a soy latte.
Is it just me or is the cock a bit wonky
I think this outfit is in the new Bruno movie. Has anyone seen the R-rated “restricted” trailer?
It’s oddly cute. O.o
@Goldenthrush
it looks oddly transexual
This is Asia after all, she knitted an anatomically correct (or even bigger) one.@Mike@suckstobeyoublog.com
“No, honey, I said to wear a cockTAIL dress, not a … oh never mind.”
Is this Adam Lambert naked?
I thinks its made for a guy to put his junk in to keep warm,and its small because its for an Asian
this is the same suite that Bruno gave to Rove when Bruno was on Rove and it was funny
Anyone know where this came from? I would really love to find who designed this.
Why does the wool texture change halfway down??
A woman has to have balls to wear something ….with balls.
@allisonsaur
holy shit i’ve never seen walls so white! and is that part of a white curtain?!
Nice cro(t)chet project….
It’s art: see the gallery walls in the background. Something tells me it’s undergrad art, too.
@Bucky
oh that makes so much sense xD
I want one! I’d make the penis longer or stuff it to get a better feel for realistic weight. Plus it would come in handy in drag show performances. Gah, now I want to learn knitting.
But I suppose I could always stick to condoms, hair gel, and pantyhose.
@Final Judge of WTF
Japan is the scource of 80% of the world’s weird shit.
The other 20% is from behind the sink in Miley Sirus’ house
I’m perplexed by the mismatched flesh tones. Everyone knows before you start a project, you buy all your yarn at once and make sure to get the same lot numbers so that the shades match.
This is what Freud was afraid of when he mentioned penis envy…