NO MOAR WATERMELONS!!!!!
June 19th, 2009
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Picking watermelons is tiring work. Oftentimes, John falls asleep in the large truck carrying them with a jar of pickled daisies on what appears to be an over-turned trash can.
It looks like he just got one up the arse.
This might sound trollish, but it’s an obvious photoshop …
The truck was driving by when suddenly ~POOF~ all the watermelons were around him and 1 ended up his ass… ouch
Like that Sony/Bravia ad with all the balls, but more painful.
@LiraNuna
this might sound trollish, but you’re an obvious douche.
This is how the world ends. The last man alive is finally overrun by the endless hordes of radioactive, mutant, zombie watermelons. All thanks to Global Warming.
Amen.
My gods…
What the hell is he drinking?
relaxin on a bed of watermelons with some tea is how kevin likes to spend his sundays…
After stubbornly refusing to quit drinking his own urine, Kato was banished from his village and forced to live in the Valley of the Watermelons.
He’s not black enough to handle those ‘melons.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is the Pied Piper of Watermelons!!! They all gather around him in wonder as he sings mystically and makes music with his Magical Jar of Yellow $#!+
“Yaaaaawn! Boy, what a night… Wait a sec… Where the fuck am I?”
Whats with the green pants in the left of the picture?
he’s hoarding all the watermelon beach balls from the shark WTF pic.
this made me laugh…alot!
This is Great.
he seems to be yawning to me, perhaps the watermelons are not great conversationilsts. but if you cut a hole in a watermelon drop a marble in shake it then fill with vodka and freeze you get a lovely slushie.
who sits like that behind a table?
I think this man needs… MOAR BUTTER.
Isn’t he just yawning? haha
@Mr.Meow I think that’s just a bag with some melons in
THAT’S RAC– no, wait. It’s not.
Dammit, must release my trollish rage elsewhere.
I’ll bet he’s drinking watermelon tea!
is that a fish in the glass?
Am I the only person that notices the extra arms!?
i think its honey… with a chicken head garnish
Someone get Gallagher on the phone!
@Sean
Thats his leg.
And yes, it is photoshopped.
Is he smoking a cigarette? Look at his left hand.
The watermelon army has invaded, their first target ‘the asians’
I love watermelons. I’d like to be there with that fellow. We could rejoice together.
Is that a watermelon net for fishing watermelons??
@Identity Crisis
i think he is, good observation.
@Irrelevant
and a jar of mayo, thank god for Robot Chicken
Where the HELL is that asshole, Gallagher? He was supposed to be here hours ago!
It’s not photoshopped, you morons. It was taken by a photo journalist for a photo series on Asia.
…now here to the left you will find, the rarely seen, Melon hive and its Queen.
Looks like Braden from Big Brother got it all wrong. Now this is Mexican from San Diego… or Honduras.
All the new “melons” are making Jon Gosselin one very tired single man!
It’s like he just woke up, saw all the watermelons and shouted, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
I’m as tired as a pickled egg eating Japanese man who poops watermelons!