It has been written that the end of the world shall be heralded by nude vacuum wielding midgets who shall rain down terrible destruction upon all city parks.
I’m fairly sure that’s the guy from http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/ who occasionally wanders across the stage with the hoover attached to his….males bits, for lack of a better word.
That show? Much less entertaining than the flyers make out.
Teh Pagoda :
It has been written that the end of the world shall be heralded by nude vacuum wielding midgets who shall rain down terrible destruction upon all city parks.
“And lo, the Lord God did pour his wrath upon the world, and the nude vacuum wielding midgets did destroy a third of the world’s people in an orgy of spring cleaning related destruction”
I think it’s in Revelations somewhere, can’t be sure though.
Sadly, this little midget is known in my area. He’s a Scottish performer for an adult circus-type thing, and his act is a woman (in a slutty nurse outfit) uses the vacuum on him. The little black thing on his leg is a tattoo that, well… shows where the nozzle would go.
OMG! I met Midgie at the Del Mar Fair yesterday! He’s developing his own reality show on Fox . . . its kinda like Survivor (with a little midget-vac-shop twist) but I have been sworn to secrecy.
First!!!
I’m not sure if I want to know the wish someone asked that leprechaun to grant.
I wonder what the people in the background would think if they turned themselves around…
This is the dude who super glued his cock to Henry, I think he works in the circus or something.
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Love this one! The caption just about made me snort my lunch out my nose!
I want a naked midget to do my vacuuming too. “Hello, pet store…?”
MIDGEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
Hes a short, little, sucker isn’t he!
which one?
i think he might be wearing underwear? there is a little red corner, might be pants. or the on off button for henry, not sure.
I want a vacuum like that. It would go well with my knitted octopuss hat. Why is everyone calling the vacuum Henry??
Word.
It has been written that the end of the world shall be heralded by nude vacuum wielding midgets who shall rain down terrible destruction upon all city parks.
Henry is a well known vacuum in UK
http://www.chemiclean.co.uk/Numatic.htm
i don’t even wanna know what was going through this guy’s head.
I see people in the background! I bet they were like, “WTF?”, seeing him…
@Ha
No idea why they are called Henry, but everyone in the UK knows them as such.
http://www.cleanstore.co.uk/products/Productcustom.asp?ID=203
If that vacuum’s eyes were facing toward the guy instead of away from him, I doubt he’d be smiling.
That’s Gary Glitter innit?
@Ha
because thats the brand name. theres also a pink one with eyelahses called henrietta or something
our housekeepers at work use them. creepy considering it’s a menatl hospital and the vacuum cleaners have eyes. very wtf.
Those vacuum cleaners remind me of the one from that teletubbies show that I used to watch when I was little.
I’m fairly sure that’s the guy from http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/ who occasionally wanders across the stage with the hoover attached to his….males bits, for lack of a better word.
That show? Much less entertaining than the flyers make out.
He was a performer at the Edinburgh festival when he got the old man caught in Henry.
I….Dont Even Wanna Know….
He is trying to warn you all, this is what happens when you stick a vacuum cleaner up your….
Hmmm. He’s actually in really good shape. Check the arms. He’s…..he’s….HE’S A HOT MIDGET! RUN!
I think it’s the button
I think the huge vacuum might compensate for something that he might not have… XD
Man: I think I’ll call the vacuum Dick, and we will be best friends
“And lo, the Lord God did pour his wrath upon the world, and the nude vacuum wielding midgets did destroy a third of the world’s people in an orgy of spring cleaning related destruction”
I think it’s in Revelations somewhere, can’t be sure though.
ME THINK MIDGET MADE SPLOOGEY INSIDE HENRY UNEXPECTEDLY
But he’s not naked…he is wearing a hat.
He’s from the Circus of Horrors
He’s hilarious <3
Hmmm…a naked Carnie…small hands and smell like cabbage
Oh, well that’s alright then!
@Teh Pagoda
that is just an awesome comment!
Sadly, this little midget is known in my area. He’s a Scottish performer for an adult circus-type thing, and his act is a woman (in a slutty nurse outfit) uses the vacuum on him. The little black thing on his leg is a tattoo that, well… shows where the nozzle would go.
@Anonymous
Where can I find a circus like that?
And that’s how little henry lost it’s virginity…
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OMG! I met Midgie at the Del Mar Fair yesterday! He’s developing his own reality show on Fox . . . its kinda like Survivor (with a little midget-vac-shop twist) but I have been sworn to secrecy.
My new hero.
Today’s a run-naked-through-a-golf course kind of day…
Haha!
I know this dude! he is a common feature of the Circus of Horrors :3
hey good job man.