The Greatest Nintendo Warrior
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“Mom, be honest…why has every girl I asked to the Prom said NO?”
He’s totally cool, he’s even got the glove thing. His parents care about his social abilities!
Is this the ancestor of the Starwars kid?
nice epic staff btw…. that’s gotta a plus 16 to tubby
@John
I’d be too frightened to say no…. And in any case as a Nintendo fanatic myself I would not say no in any case.
This brave warrior is the single largest source of awesome in the known universe, the New Scientist reported last week.
Happy Wintereenmas!!!!!
I vote him for the next Smash Bros final boss
I’d totally go to prom with him.
CAPTAIN N!
Oh yes, he’s GREAT
Agreed, geeks and nerds make the best mates.
We make more money
ASL?
Only one thing to say- frickin sweet!!!
you have to ask why, but you also have to think that this is nothing short of awesome.
Oh, my! That boy is very well nourished indeed!
Damn he’s smooth! He makes the ladies swoon!
@Hertzey
Why, Thank you! Happy Wintereenmas to you too! (I was wondering if anybody would think this was related to Ctrl-Alt-Del)
he’s a gameboy!
Dude, put the Nintendo down and take a walk around the block. You need some sun, son.
his expression is just saying: “im so awesome, i dont even care about my crappy haircut”
I hate to say this, but I think I’ve mellowed over time. Now I just think, “Man, that’s some pretty serious commitment to a really cute costume idea.”
Seriously, mellow jello, that’s me.
Yeah, you make fun of him now, but this is a 20 year old pic. That kid makes more in one hour than most of us make in a month, and he’s training people to play Halo deathmatches. As in, that’s all he does.
I’d pay to see this guy and the Angry Video Game Nerd duke it out.
What makes him awesome is the cape, the belt with holster, and how the cords are wrapped around his chubby arm and his staff of ‘the funions are too far away’.
Dude, I wanna be his friend!
Chrischan?
i second that
maybe make him a playable charactor lol
Oh, noes….. I’m related to that guy. *face palms*
That’s my younger brother, when he was around 14 or 15, so the photo was taken early to mid nineties. One of his “friends” must have scanned it and put it up some where.
As for what he’s doing now….I don’t wanna say.
Yup, definitely Wintereenmas material. Damn it, there’s a reason behind this one!
who’s betting he’s a virgin?
@Phoenix Anyone who thinks that geeks like that are virgins have never been to a Sci-Fi convention. I’ve dated guys geekier then that and loved every minute of it.
Oh please, do tell.
@Hertzey
WOO!
This guy is strangely awesome.
@Hertzey
Soooooo, you’re saying that you’re a geek slut?
@AnnaRexia
Was, I’ll be officially “retired” in September.
I would so dress up as Princess Zelda and fuck that kid’s brains out!
While creating the new live action Nintendo movie, nobody expected this picture of somebody who wanted to audition for the part of Captain Nintendo. He got it pretty easily.
This photo pretty much sums up all the guys I dated in High School
It’s okay- He’s from the Internet.
Is that captain awesome or major awesome?
I’ll bet he has a really really deep voice
I wonder if that kid has a license to be so awesome?
This isn’t really that WTF… but it is funny.
Exactly one year before this picture was taken, this kid announced, “I will eat one Cheeto after each video game I play.”
Lord of the geeks
This guy rocks, that’s all I have to say. Yes, I’d take him to prom, too!
put that boy on a treadmill and take away the video games!!!
I must say I have the urge to press and play with his controler stick
The AVGN would only manage to say “shitload of fuck” once before the Lord of the Games smote him with his mighty Staff of Control.
It would be a short fight, but a great thing to behold.
@Hertzey
Thats what i thought!!!
@Hertzey if you dated guys geekier than this kid and half as awesome I’m sure that pictureisunrelated will love to have pictures
PETER GRIFFIN!!!!
@Hertzey
Ah, another CTRL+ALT+DEL fan!
I noticed the scepter looked the same first… then decided he’s probably one of Ethan’s cult followers.
Happy Winter-een-mas!
@BillGama
ROFLMAO Agreeed.
If he weren’t horrifically obese and had a better haircut, this would be totally frickin awesome.
I would TOTALLY go to prom with him…and he might even get lucky…geeks turn me on
@Emily
Unless you are Samus Aran, I don’t think they feel the same about you.
Is that one of those old powergloves on his right hand?
I love this outfit where do i buy it.
I though Ethan used an XBOX controller for his scepter? Or is my memory failing me?
I love the powerglove. It’s so baaad
I would way date him! Dreamboat! We have matching online pics, mine is of me rolling around naked in atari games!
Tim Ferris? Seriously? It’s been, like, 7 years!
The King of Nintendo-Land, moments before his epic battle with the Sega Empire.
“The reason why kid’s opinions dont matter”
can you start using using a bigger font its getting hard to read