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These kitchen appliances are safe once more,

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thanks entirely to Kitchen Lord!

Submitted by Al Teal

57 Responses to “These kitchen appliances are safe once more,”

  1. collegekitteh says:

    Okay…….. That’s just CREEPY.

  2. Daria says:

    Grandpa????

  3. Hertzey says:

    Its the model for the new Legend of Zelda game: Link goes S&M!

  4. Sarah says:

    That is actually pretty WTF. I think that people who make and or wear these costumes really need to rethink their backdrops too…

  5. Goldenthrush says:

    At least he’s not naked. But he IS wearing avocado. Looks like he’s got another beard stuffed into his manties, there, too.

  6. Perralta says:

    Trying not to wonder about the symbol on his chest

  7. This man is my new Personal Savior.

    An avatar of SLACK!

  8. Michele says:

    Wow… look at those cabinets! Is that maple?

  9. Pip says:

    Is he Cockblocker Man? Look at the symbol on his chest.

  10. e says:

    No…
    These kitchen appliances will never feel safe again!
    There, fixed it.

  11. patirck says:

    he man sure didn’t age well

  12. Alfred Dugosier says:

    All glory to Green Giant!

  13. Mongoose says:

    there are a lot more photos of hardcore grandpa on the net. just a fetish, nothing more.

  14. BFDai says:

    *blinks* Those are fishing hipwaders. You can get them at Dick’s Sporting Goods (appropriately enough) for about $70. That’s just wrong.

  15. joiex says:

    It’s me, your prince!

  16. Dark Link says:

    Hertzey :
    Its the model for the new Legend of Zelda game: Link goes S&M!

    But that means….. I’ll look hideous!

    p.s. Hey, I’m new here.

  17. Speem says:

    There’s an effigy of him to his left.

  18. Bill says:

    All hail kitchen lord!

  19. sueb262 says:

    @patirck

    how do you figure “didn’t age well”? his body looks to be in pretty condition–pretty tight stomach, toned muscles, good weight. yeah, he’s gone grey (that’s so unusual?) and is wearing a beard (don’t like beards?), but all around, he’s probably in better condition than many people much younger.

  20. Dances With Dingos says:

    Michele :Wow… look at those cabinets! Is that maple?

    No, I believe that’s golden oak. But he does match the crack-pot…er…crock-pot on the counter.

    (shaking head) I never thought I’d see someone pull off avocado after Easter.

  21. john says:

    ZARDOZ!!! … search google images to know what i’m talking about

  22. raznarukus says:

    He would look great in a lemon party!!

  23. raznarukus says:

    If you do not what a lemon party is….look it up with .org at the end!! you can thank me later

  24. racist says:

    Zardoz 2!

  25. Mylian says:

    The Gun Is Good. The Penis Is Evil.

  26. Quantity Surveyor Man says:

    I’m frightened! Hold me!

  27. Identity Crisis says:

    raznarukus :If you do not what a lemon party is….look it up with .org at the end!! you can thank me later

    Thank you. Now, pass the brain bleach please.

  28. First Horseman says:

    Oh good, now my appliances need therapy.

  29. Ha says:

    I dislike faulty appliances

  30. Big Drew Little says:

    Looks like they discovered Duke Tumatoe’s secret superhero identity, Captain Thunderthong, protector of cabbage!

  31. Im Bonzo says:

    That watch really destroys the outfit. The blue with chrome just doesn’t work.

  32. Bald Outing says:

    wow – definitely a wtf moment

  33. Luke says:

    I dont think those kitchen appliances will ever feel safe….EVER

    more like mentally horrified, sorry about that appliances

  34. R Car says:

    All things aside, he is in realy good shape for his age…oh god, he’s got an ant problem!

  35. R Car says:

    really

  36. John says:

    Wasn’t this guy just in a full body cow costume with a bb gun? Or was that his brother Earl?

  37. Kerrybel says:

    Speem :There’s an effigy of him to his left.

    oh. my…

    man i love a good WTF

  38. Bryonia says:

    patirck :
    he man sure didn’t age well

    lol

  39. Vintage.t says:

    lemon party’s are the best

  40. Contrast says:

    this is the founder of leatheroaks dot com, he has kept track of what he has worn every day for the past 40 years or so. he only wheres leather or rubber and his outfits usually are more strange than that one, he also has a very extensive collection of jock straps and cod pieces. all of the stuff he wheres is because of some strange sexual fetish… believe me its wierd.

  41. NJ says:

    And here we see The Gorton’s Fisherman off his medications, where he believes himself to be Captain Planet.

  42. Confuzzled says:

    @raznarukus
    MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

  43. Bryonia says:

    Contrast :
    this is the founder of leatheroaks dot com, he has kept track of what he has worn every day for the past 40 years or so. he only wheres leather or rubber and his outfits usually are more strange than that one, he also has a very extensive collection of jock straps and cod pieces. all of the stuff he wheres is because of some strange sexual fetish… believe me its wierd.

    We must now interrogate you to find out how you came by this information. “Google” is not an acceptable answer.

  44. contrast says:

    @contrast
    here is proof of this guy, here is his website, this is under his Christmas card section, as you can see the second one down on the right side is him in almost the same exact outfit (minus the hat and the chest strap)

    i understand that you want to keep spam off this website, but this is the real source of this picture.

  45. lvegas says:

    How is it that darn near every WTF pic is from a fetish site? And that there’s always at least one person here who knows the URL off the top of their head? I’m always relieved when it’s a confirmed fetish backed by a real web site. Saves me from laying awake all night wondering WTF? I love our WTF family!

  46. Dr. Psycho says:

    My wife identified that chest emblem as the eye from a clothing hook and eye set, as seen at nationbright dot com dot hk, among other things.

    No idea where the hook part of the set is — maybe his significant other is wearing it.

  47. Billy says:

    Red Green has a fetish!

  48. Huh? says:

    Peter Pan did get old after all, and now he has a leather fetish.

  49. Furly says:

    Thank you Mister.

  50. historygal2 says:

    It’s Red Green…look out, Harold!!!

  51. Gleef says:

    Check out the youtube video 8U4DdgfPvwQ for a slide show with many more of this man’s photos.

  52. Rai says:

    @Perralta

    yeah, same here O.o

  53. Zach The Maniac says:

    Holy…Looks like bill from the video game left 4 dead just got his smokes switched.

  54. DR. TV says:

    Well boys and girls, a swedish tvshow made an interview with the “rubber man”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYTZAf0fqP0

  55. jessiejames says:

    raznarukus :
    If you do not what a lemon party is….look it up with .org at the end!! you can thank me later

    No! How do you unsee it!!!

  56. Noelegy says:

    Okay. So if he does this sort of thing regularly, as a lifestyle, I would think he would have a better choice of backgrounds. Nail up a dark-colored blanket or something.

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