Lex Luther is just terrible
May 21st, 2009
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Thirty Nine cakes is not terrible, just irresponsible. LOL.
theres 40 actually! one just falling off the edge there:P
if you look closely, none of those rows of pies make sense
What a bastard! LL is so evil.
And… those are pies.
So the cake is a lie?
(times 40)
yes…. but the pie is the truth!
Lex Luther has no moral.
Does the fact that it is four tens somehow make it worse?
yes, yes it does.
This was just another in the streak of dessert-related supervillain crimes in the ’70s. So many Hostess Fruit Pies met their ends this way.
What a weirdo!
Next time we will see him in a emergency room with a terrible tummyache…
You know, families, corporations and countries have been complelely annihilated when crimes of four tens proportions are committed.
Utter. Ruin.
I hope Lex remembered to steal forty bottles of Pepto Bismol. He’s gonna have a hellafied stomache ache after 40 cakes.
You just know that some little kid who was raised on a health-food diet by hippie parents decided to become a criminal mastermind for just this reason. ALL THE CAKES SHALL BE MINE, BWAHAHAHAA!
why is it that immediately after reading that, i thought of how bad i want to do that when i grow up??? muah ha ha ha haaaaa
They’ll do anything to try and get kids to learn math these days…it’s depressing.
You know, the proper spelling of Luthor was right there IN THE IMAGE…
WHY LUTHOR WHY?!
The bastard !
He’s going to be one hell of a fat fuck when he eats all of those cakes. Not to mention sat on the toilet for the next 20 days. That’s as many as 2 tens.
Omg i have this book! I love this picture!!
dc comics dictionary, awesome book
FORTY CAKES!? THAT’S 10 MORE THAN 30! THE FIEND D8
Heh. They’ll try anything nowadays to teach children. They spend at least a whole year thinking up thses things, which is the same as 52 weeks, and that’s terrible.
Wow…count them….he must have gotten hungry while he stole them
pies. not cakes. pies. this is a picture of Lex and his forty PIES.
Lex has the munchies.
That jerk. How dare he.
actually, one of the cake-pies is flying off the back of the trolley. I assume it’s gone for help…
no they’re cakes.
clearly they are cakes.
cakes that are still in the pan, y’know?
see it now? it just looks like a pie cause of the pan and the raised top. however, i’m pretty sure a pie tin is definately not that tall… definately cakes. oh yeah definately.
It was sorta funny, then the line “and that’s just terrible” made it HILARIOUS
but then who was cake?
it’s such a terrible crime that they have to re-iterate the fact that he took 40 cakes/pies/whatever:
“Lex Luthor took 40 cakes. He took FORTY cakes.”
I believe the accepted villanary syntax should read:
All your cakes are belong to MEEE!!
What book is this from? I must possess it.
Is it just me, or ARE THOSE CAKES?
Pies with birds in them. Not sure why I thought of that. I should go back to work.
It’s a book for kids, okay? It’s for children. It has to be written in a halting, redundant style. It has to have short sentences. Kids need short sentences that repeat the same message. How else will they learn that “40″ is the same as “forty” which is the same as four sets of ten?
I bet if some whippersnapper wrote you a check and the security amount didn’t equal the courtesy amount you’d curse Lex Luthor for failing to teach. The poor guy can’t catch a break. That’s probably what led him to a life a crime. And that’s terrible.
And never mind the bad grammar.
You know, if you leave forty cakes (40 cakes), which is the same as four tens cakes lying around, you’re just asking for Lex Luthor to come and take them.
the cakes a lie its not real
well every one agrees that the theft of 40 cakes is comment worthy.
Four and twenty blackbirds backed in a pie, when the pie was opened the birds began to sing…
Anyways, any good gamer will tell you, the cake is a lie!
Superdictionary! Freakin right, man!!
@lisa
@The What Now?
Might just be wins.
I’m diggin the fact that Lex is haulin so fast that he is loosing cakes in the process. I can see the next picture. Lex Luthor stole forty cakes which is the same as four tens. 40 cakes, but he dropped one, that is thirty-nine cakes which is the same as three tens and nine ones. He stole 40 cakes and dropped one leaving us 1 cake and that is terrible.
@Chris
I realize that, man. You do know that this is a site where things are posted in humor, right? I should hope so, because it seems that you don’t have any sense of it.
@Chris
Besides, what made you single my comment out? There are a few other people you could have yelled at, yet you pick my comment just for the mere fact that I joked about the repetition. I don’t understand your logic. Please enlighten me.
Luther fail.
Lex Luthor is a real fuckin asshole! If I ever catch him… Why you little son of a gun. Curse him, nah I’m just kiddin. He’s a real nice guy. Goes to church. Keeps his yard very well maintained. Yea.
YOU BASTARD!!!!!
This is probably one of my favorite things.
That just cracks my shit up!
agree
This is a superheroes dictionary, I had it growing up! Oh wow, memories!
Redundancy fail.
I lol’d
No, those are definitely cakes, they’re too tall to be pies. I see what you’re saying though, they are rather pie-like. So they are either very pie-ish cakes or abnormally tall pies. Take your pick@Adam
Children aren’t as stupid as people think you know. And they take things very seriously. If you say anything about “forever” or exaggerate ANYTHING they’ll go all correcty on your ass, and there is nothing more annoying than being corrected by a stick-up-his-ass 6-year-old believe me@Chris
WHAT BooK is thiS?
@Chris
If people didn’t coddle children like that, they wouldn’t ‘need’ that sort of redundancy.
On another note,
I have never lol’d so hard at theft.
Wait a minute… Why would Lex take cakes? Unless the cakes are actually cleverly disguised bombs… or Kryptonite… Those couldn’t be cakes, for the cakes are a lie.
OMG! I’ve got a copy of that book somewhere. It’s a children’s dictionary, using superheroes and supervillains to define common words.
Most of the definitions are even more redundant.
One of the cakes is clearly falling off of the cart. 39.
Hay! wait he dropped one, that’s only thirty-nine. Three tens and nine ones. That’s not so terrible.
Lex, youre the richest man in metropolis, why do you have to steal cake?
@Superfly
Benard Madoff robbed him blind in an investment scheme
(Sobs silently)
LEX, YOU’RE SO CRUEL! NOW THE PEOPLE WILL STARVE!
@Adam
No, they’re GrayMuffins.
Don’t you see? This is the perfect crime! I can just imagine someone trying to explain to Superman what Lex just did.
“Haha. No, really, what’d he do?”
FUCK YOU THOSE ARE CAKES.
those are 40 lies.
He has no soul, obviously.
LOL. THIS IS THE SUPERHERO DICTIONARY. I LOVE THIS.
I Digg it. Luther has no morals. :O
my god. compared to this, hitler was a saint.
@Dingodiler
Is he redhead ? Can’t say because of his baldnes.
Haaaaah! Love it!
I swear I’ve seen this somewhere before.
those are 40 flies
those are 40 ties
those are 40 sighs
those are 40 cries
This stuff is more difficult to satirize than I thought.
when I saw this I cried for one hundred and twenty minutes. I cried for 120 minutes. That’s as many as two hours, and that’s terrible.
what´s the motive of the crime? is he having a bake sale?
He is going to the local jail with files entombed in the cakes, to break out his minions and evil partners in crime. They shall plot even more horrific crimes. Like steal the world’s supply of toilet paper and charging $5 per sheet. But never fear tree leaves are near!!! or those french things that squirt water up your arse, which leads us to an even bigger enigma. DID the french create the enema!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Minions: “Gee Luthor, what do you want to do tonight?”
Luthor: “The same thing we do every night, Minions—try to take over the world.”
That’s terrible. Now they’ll have to eat bread.
All that world domination stuff was just a front, his real aim was to STEAL THE WORLD’S CAKE SUPPLY
THERE WAS ONLY 39 CAKES.
He’s such an idiot. Forty cakes. FORTY CAKES! he is so evil.
All your cakes are belong to Luthor
Luthor: No that doesn’t make sense?
Clark Kent: How about YOU ATE THE FRUIT CAKES!!!…….YOU BASTURD!!.. no what YOU FATTY!!!
forty forty cakes thats terrible
What kind of person lets a man with one leg steal cakes?
@chris- LOLOL i know right
@dischord33
That’s exactly what I was thinking. XD
Yeah he may be terrible…but the SOB knows how to throw a party.
@Ha
now youve just ruined it
oh no!
I laughed and laughed.
But I remember being a kid and reading stuff written that way, and thinking *then* it was stupid. Maybe I’m just not an idiot, but the 40/Forty/4-Tens was pretty clear after they told you once… Maybe it was the New Math.
THIS IS WHY LEX IS A BAD GUY!!!?
That was photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.
Why would he steal such crappy looking cakes?
They are not cakes… he could not have stolen cakes.
For we all know that the cake is a lie!
@mandoopandoo
did you clean it up?
Yes, Lex Luthor took those cakepies. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.
Lex Luthers an Amputee!!??
@Kitty
These days? This is like 40 years old.
All your cakes are belong to us.
It wasn’t terrible. They were his cakes. Never assume.
Why! Cheap ass he’s the richest man in Metropolis, He has a huge mansion buy some! Why steal cakes Luthor? Especialy as many as four tens! Thats just terrible!
@The What Now?
good one…made me laugh ..
@Octopocks
I’m a man. A man.
A man.
We’re all in the time loop, now.
Yesterday I was your grandfather.
Today I am just sand.
@Adam
btw those are cakes pies arent that shape Dumbass
THEY ARE CAKES
wut a dick hole.
Let them eat cake.
That’s over 4000
what if it is yellow cakes? BOOM BABY.
I’ve actually been to that muesem when I was like 10.
Weird
@Jocelyn
This was just a misunderstanding… i bet he is just taking the cakes to the poor kids….
…
LL just loves kids… kinda like michael jackson… (( =O ))
it’s the bakery’s own fault for having wheels on that table making it an easy temptation for such a villain.
they HAD to tell us it was terrible. I wouldn’t have ever guessed stealing 40 cakes would be a bad thing. Honestly it sounds like a good start to a party.
Can anyone make a whole scan of this book pls?
just wanna know if the rest is as funny as this one^^
They are bloody big round loafes of BREAD
Four tens? That son-of-a-bitch.
Dude, why the hell would he need to steal pies/cakes if he could just BUY THEM?
I mean, isn’t Lex Luthor rich as hell???
Fricken’ kleptos. D:<
I’m not sure a one legged man could pull a truckload of cakes at such speed that cakes are going flying off the back.
Maybe they’ve gone for help! “Fear not, my sugary friends, help is on the way!”
@Jacob THE CAKES ARE A LIE!!!
THE CAKES ARE A LIE!!!
I am gay! I just came out!
And he even ate one off the top!
Has anyone mentioned Hitler yet?
♬Nvr gon giv u up…♬
@Octopocks
39 is three and thirteen and that is just unlucky.
Math fail you didn’t say times. If you don’t say times I assume sum, wait Lex is still getting away…
and then… from the shadows… leaps BATMAN!!! dananana nananana BATMAN!!! LL knows he has no chance, so, as a last tribute to all- divine evil (pronounced ay-vil here), he sings the song on Sesame Street. “40, chocolate- frosted cakes!!!” and then trips, and the cakes fall… those who watched were horrified, and Dr. Frazier Crane made millions on his radio- talk show that year.
@Jacob
i’m pretty sure thay are all circles… and a circle is a circle is a circle.
LOL. when someone said that 4 & 20 blackbirds song… it reminded me of the time when this guy in my class tried to say the tongue twister “i thought a thought but the thought i thought wasn’t the thought i thought i thought”. LOL i was like in ur face cause i could say all of them and he couldn’t. can u say Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. its so funny listening to him try to say it :’)
this is fucking stupid.
the word “forty” in the picture is just letting you know that lex is 40 years old. this is what 40 year old lex luthor looks like. and, the whole running with cakes thing just back drop. that’s just what 40 year old lex likes to do in his spare time.
He better not take my cakes….
Would two twenties have been more acceptable?
*resists urge to mention about the untruthfulness of the cake*
isnt he spose to be the richest motherfucker, why the fuck does he need to steal pies\cakes
He steals because he CAN.Most likely he is bored.
@T
I assume you mean OVER NINE THOOOOOOUUUUUSSAAAAAANNDD!!!! (Dragonball Z, btw ^_^)
@alan
And that’s terrible.
seems to me a billionaire could just BUY 40 cakes if he wants them.
@Adam
and the cake is a lie
slowly teaching children about yellow cake
LUTHOR!!!!
Four tens is a tragedy.
40 cakes is a statistic.
And THIS is what will happen when Disney buys DC comics as well.
@Aeyvi
On one hand, we have Lex Luthor, the deranged billionaire who threatens to steal 40 cakes. Bringing his own rope? Why was he in a bakery to begin with? What could he possibly be doing there? Who even bakes that much cake at once? And how did he manage the heist wearing bright green and pink spandex? He has no weapons! So, a globally-recognized supervillain walks into a bakery, holding very specifically-sized pieces of rope…and no one does anything? No calling Superman, the police, not even just…tripping him?
On the other hand, we have Galactus. Who will steal your whole planet. Then eat it, as if it were cake. He would take 4 billion people! That’s as many as 40 millions! And THAT’S terrible.
Marvel: 1
DC: 0
well one pie-cake seems to have fallen off….
lex luthor is insane.
no one take away all the 40 cakes.
@dischord33 yes…four tens is greater than just fourty…also intensyfies the schematical plot around the theft.
After 40 cakes, Superman wont need superhuman speed to catch the evil cake thief.
What in the world is the name of the book this is from? I want to read it!
Call me a grammar nazi, but am I the only one who noticed it’s spelled “Luthor” on the picture and “Luther” on the heading?
“Knowing Luthor (and i do), there is a much bigger scheme here, and im sure once the cakes are his, it is merely a jumping-off point to some diabolical plot that puny minds such as yours could not possibly comprehend. You will see, and you will PAY!!! THATS RIGHT! IT IS I, LEX LUTHOR HIMSELF. YOU CAKELESS FOOLS ARE HELPLESS AGAINST ME! BOW BEFORE THE NEW LEADER OF THE UNIVERSE!!NO ONE SHALL…hmmmph hrrrmmph hmmph”…(”sorry everyone. Lex got out of his room again and the cakes have been found safe and sound. Let’s all go back to the party in the Rec Room. And Lex? Lex do you have something to say to your friends about the cakes?”) “Sorry everyone”…—XMAS AT THE METROPOLIS MENTAL WARD—
xD rotflolmaooooo