Is eternal damnation worth a little bacon?
May 14th, 2009
Submitted by Dave M
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First! icanhazbacon
Where do I sign up!
I disagree. I’ve been rejecting Christ for years and I still have to buy my bacon. Where is this free Atheist Bacon?
This is obviously photoshopped…
This girl has obviously never tried christ and eggs on toast for breakfast.
@Iteranium
Obviously? Can you expand on that?
gads…who dressed her and gave her the bowl cut?
Well, for one thing, the “C” in bacon is an identical copy of the “C” in christ.
If that was real, it would be sweeping the nation and making converts of at least half the population!
I hate these “It’s so obviously Photoshopped” losers. So what if it is? Doesn’t make it any less wtf, surely it’s the vision behind OR actions within the creation of the photo that makes it wtf?
*sigh* i don’t even like bacon, why not pancakes?
Is Kevin Bacon in on this?
I reject jesus.. because I’m jewish. Whoops?
And what if you’re a vegetarian?
Yes, it’s clearly Photoshoppy, and the original is probably something like “HELLFIRE” or “NOTHING” or something equally banal and boring. I feel that the inclusion of Photoshopped images reduces the enjoyment of the WTFitude. To me, the best WTFs are the unintentional, the inexplicable. The only thing I find interesting in this picture is the coy and sassy way this young lady is showing her left leg. If I were heterosexual, pedophiliac, and predatory, I would be hunting that s–t down like a baaaaad uncle, yep.
Okay, I’m going to gloss over the last two sentences there and just add that if you’re going to shoop, go “whole hog,” as it were, and put someone grilling bacon in the background.
*rejects christ*
*eats a yummy bacon*
damn how am i supposed to reject Christ if i didnt accept him in the first place?
Shouldn’t it be Accept Jesus receive bacon? It’s jewish people who don’t eat bacon, not christians.
Not obviously Photoshopped. This picture was probably taken at some sort of gay rights protest. In the same part of the bible where god renounces homosexuality, he also denounces the eating of pigs. Therefore: Reject Christ -> Recieve bacon -> Gay people get rights.
Duh.
I don’t care if it’s Photoshopped as long as it’s not obvious to everyone.
I have this same picture that says, “Reject Christ Receive Batman”. I love it.
It can all be linked back to six degrees of kevin bacon…
Hey, I have known a few of the Jewish faith that eat bacon! Even Duff on Ace of Cakes says he’s “…the Jew with the positive view of bacon.” as he snarfed down some pork ribs.
Elspeth
No thanks, a free piece of saturated cooled pig isn’t worth losing my eternal soul.
I don’t care what that sign says. I can’t get past that outfit.
the jews don’t eat bacon.
Ooh, two of my sentences got glossed over. That gives me a special strange feeling. I’ma reject Jeebus and eat some vegetarian bacon. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME NOW.
@Rob
Ah! But with Jesus, you can have eternal life… AND bacon, too! WOOT!
In other news… not a fan of the ’shopped stuff. I agree that it diminishes the quality of the WTFery of the site.
@Spike
Oh sweet, I get homo lovin’ AND bacon? This is the best two-for-one ever! I was just going to throw my deity away…
that sound paedofiliac… u pedo…lol
Yeah! I never was infected with religion. Can I haz bacon anyway?
indeed
@sfuchem
Well, you get homo lovin’ with Jesus too! Just don’t tell your wife.
It’s not photoshopped. “The Cs are the same.” So are the Rs and every other damn letter. So stfu.
Some people like to lure others using food. And once they have their goal (however many people they want or need), they take away the food. The End.
I wouldn’t have noticed it except for the creepy comment up towards the beginning, but someone needs to feed that girl some bacon, or something – her legs are positively skeletal! Good lord (no pun intended)!
The original was probably something along the lines of “Reject [thing we're protesting against]. Receive Christ.” Although if anybody who shows up at protests with random signs is looking for something to bring with them, the WTF message here would be a good choice.
@Anonymoose
Well firstly no it’s not, and second, that’s because the letters are made with stencils? rofl
@Canadian Teen
Then why are all the letters perfectly stenciled except for the B, A and N, which look like they were cut out by this girl’s 2 year old brother? And why is the O a carbon copy of both C’s except for the crooked little part on the right side filling in the gap between the two ends of the letter? And why are the light reflections on the letters in BACON reflecting light in different directions? How many direct light sources do you believe there are in this picture? Try again. This is a terrible and obvious photoshop. I’m disappointed…could have been much better.
@jackie31337 Likely “Reject Satan Receive Christ”.
@miran
Maybe they lost the stencils for the B, A, O, and N. So they made do with the O by using the C.
That said, it probably is photoshopped, but at the same time, almost EVERYTHING on the internet now is photoshopped. So it doesn’t really matter.
I like the fact that a simple, obviously photoshopped picture stirs up arguments. Had this been a grown up/young adult being ignorant maybe it would be believable, like one of the guys/gals on her. Is it WTF? yes is it funny? yes a tad bit (coulda been better). Is it random and absurd? yes and yes again. Its “shoppy” n such get over it but I am curious to know what the yellow pamphlet about bacon
I want my bacon.
@milo do you mind if I quote that statistic some day? “According to Milo, 100% of images on the internet are photoshopped”
I like a good BLT as much as anyone, but I think I’ll have to pass this one.
@Anonymoose
Not only that, but if you look at the “O”, it looks like they took the “C” and lengthened it on the right to make an “O”.
Yes, it’s still funny, but it would be so much funnier to me if it were real. Another thing, the “A” and “N” are a bit wild, compared to the rest of the lettering, which is all fairly uniform. Since people tend to emphasis one word when they’re making statements like these, it would be likelier that the other letters in that word would match the “A” and “N” and not the other letters on the board.
I also found one of these photos that had “BACON” colored red, another where the girl had no legs (not even a tiny bit of her right leg below the sign.) Yay for Photoshop (or Gimp if you’re into Freeware)!
(What I’d like to know is what the wording on her pamphlet is?)
this is obviously shopped. i can tell because of some of the pixels, and i have seen quite a few shops in my time.
@ianerick
Instead of pointing out something most people suspect, how about making yourself useful and linking the original picture to show concrete proof that the original photo has been modified?
Probably German & loves Satan and Eggs.
@Anonymoose
But they could have cut out the Cs at the same time so they didn’t have to do double work…
@Mike
Yes, except that I said “almost.” So it would be more like “According to Milo, just about 100% of the images on the internet are photoshopped.”
It’s photoshop, but still LOLworthy.
it’s shopped. in fact, it was done by a /b/tard. “Bacon” is part of an internet meme.
Step one done. Now where’s my bacon!?!?!
*Photoshoping this text while enjoying tasty atheist bacon* Now I need just one thing – a pickle. hmmmmmmmmmm
the knees, they are full of sharp!
ITSSSSSSSSBAAAAAAAAACCCCOOOONNNN!
Pork Fat Rules
It is shopped. It’s a reference to the famous “Push button, recieve bacon” captions turning up on those useless hand-driers you find in public restrooms. (step one is clearly someone pushing the button, step two is clearly someone recieving bacon!)
Why, it’s Lisa Simpson again! Good job, Lisa, you might actually succeed with this.
DUMB! I love jesus and still get bacon.
But I wanted Bacon
@doozie
I am, however i am already an atheist ^^
SFC of course its bloody photoshopped, who cares? Who cares whether that diminshes your viewing pleasure? Who cares what constitues the finer nuances of wtf-ery? Who cares if your pointless nitpicking pisses me off?
Furor! You pulled me into your tangled web of inanity and the wheel turns on. Damn you internet, you win again.
Hey that’s my assistant, leave her alone. She gets enough bacon, our deal is that she never gains weight.
For everyone who is complaining about missing bacon – it is not a “free bacon for life” deal. There may be charges associated with you having your bacon.
Of course there’s a catch…
@bob vila
Dude she’s 10. You’re pathetic!
Go back to your mom’s basement, fat farker.
YES! Happily do I surrender myself unto the GREAT BACON!
FIND THE ORIGINAL….OR IT’S NOT SHOPPED. THE END
@Canadian Teen
The bacon is a lie!
i think i know that girl… or at least she looks like one of the kids i used to play with… she even had simalar clothes, but her name was madison… that might be her little sister Jamie… creepy that i might know her
annoying, pointless photoshop posts WTF!
and i agree with hob…show me the original you picky bastards
It’s fake. Why is this picture still up?
I don’t personally care if it’s photoshopped–EXCEPT–for the fact that this would appear to indicate that photoshopped entries are now accepted here.
MODERATOR: Can you clear this up? Are photoshopped entries now accepted? If not, have you considered adding a “photoshopped wtf” section to your blog?
@flanman
Well, there’s that whole “Pancake Day” for starters already…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrove_Tuesday
The picture may or may not be fake, but the inspiration comes from this: http://salesteam.myrealty.net/images/BaconButton.jpg
The point being that if you reject Christ, you will receive “heat (depicted as bacon)”, or, in other words, hell. As a Christian, I do not find this particularly repulsive, for the photoshopped image of the young girl expresses a timeless truth: those who reject Christ in this life will receive death; eternal hell without Christ.
@doozie
delicious soy bacon.
JESUS is NOT Amused!
But isn’t the opposite of christianity the church of the flying speghetti monster? why not receive delicious noodles? But hey, don’t get me wrong, i love me some bacon! =D
and honestly, who really cares if it’s shopped or not?…it’s still enjoyable, isn’t it?
I no idea it was shopped when I sent this in, otherwise I wouldn’t have. It is pretty damn funny though.
Nice of you to come back and state that. Thanks.
Everyone repent, accept Jesus! Um, I don’t mean everyone except Jesus repent… I mean accept Jesus into your life and repent at the same time…
receive christ, reject bacon.
photoshopped. pork barrel spending protest.
Little did she know that Jesus makes the best bacon in the world.
What kind of bacon?
Done!
Gimme the bacon
photoshopped or not, that lil’ girl is HOT!
what if jesus wanted free bacon…
Okay, I’m gonna lay down some real evidence of shoppery, you can take it or leave it because I really don’t care if you believe me or not. But the N looks like someone drew on the creases because if you look at the other letters they are crumpled and this one has creases going from bottom left to top right and doesn’t make sense in how the letter would naturally fold and even if it was folding it would be crumpled like the other letters (this one is more circumstantial but the big spots of overlayed grey are a dead giveaway, just lazy painting). Otherwise, yes if you cut and paste and overlay the Cs the are idential, however the person who said the Rs are is clearly wrong because just by simply looking at their center ring inside you can see the bottom of it doesn’t match up other than a multitude of other differences. Also the BCO doesn’t have shading on it, while I’d believe it for the B (since the angle of light doesn’t include the left half of the sign for reflections) I wouldn’t believe it for the C and O especially how the letters around it are reflective. Lastly I’ll say that the O has a completely odd right side which looks like a paint job with a low opacity side. Paper doesn’t generally have siding like that especially if it’s cut, the color wouldn’t fade into white. Yeah whatever I have too much time at work, sue me.
And Jules.
Further proof that it’s obviously photoshopped: If the girl was practising what she preached (which we know must happen, because hypocrisy is extinct in our moral nation), she would be eating bacon. Therefore, she would not be so freakishly emaciated. From this, one can conclude that it was a different message that she was originally preaching, one probably rejecting bacon and explaining her emaciation. Take the bacon, people! Take it and live!
idc if its photoshopped or not. i have some pictures that are blatantly photoshopped but still really wtf. that being said, am i the only one that noticed her unusually wide shoulders?
@Evil Jerk
I’ll bet you’re right.
I think bacon is worth it.
@Iteranium
why photoshopped? sounds like a perfect solution to me!
@Mecha S8n
Dumb indeed! That is you’re dumb for loving Jesus.
Well “reject Christ and you will be burned like bacon” would be more appropriate
I don’t like bacon either way.
But yeah its obviously looks photoshop’d and not funny to being with.
Best to all
Accept Christ in your life!!!!!