Knitting mummy can ride subway? Well I never…
April 29th, 2009
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i want one
I prefer swine flu
Not knitting. Crochet.
Hes Hot.
Honey, do wear that sweater I made you.
http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/may-not-be-sfw-googlers-beware/
More crocheted horrors. Somewhere in the blog is a crocheted turkey hat.
@Tori
Thank you, from a die hard crocheter.
I like how the girl in the headphones is totally pretending he’s not there, even though he’s encroaching on her personal space.
“Just ignore him and he’ll go away. Just ignore him and he’ll go away…..”
The swine flu equivalent to SARS masks…
Totally crochet.
I’m curious about the camouflage-style of the pattern. What is it for? Hiding in a vat of pepto-bismol?
The WTF for me is the fact that they’re all huddled so close together when there is obviously plenty of room in the rest of the car.
I thought Ralphie’s parents told him he only had to wear it when Aunt Clara came over.
It’s a Japanese fetish thing called zentai. Kudos to this person for having the guts to wear his or her creepy fetish gear in public.
Super Hero or Super Villain?
Crochet Man
Crochet Man
Does what ever a croche can
Knits a sock, any size
Something something, that rhymes with size
Look out
Here comes the Crochet man
why can’t he / she move over, even just a little bit?
I think knot.
TMBG win!
hey this was actually published in JPG Mag a while back (when they still did that, anyway…)
http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/593610
its a photo by Clint Spaulding
What, nobody is gunna comment on the kid DROWNING in his clothes on the right? Looks to me like he stuffed his coat, too. Haha.
I also love how they are all squished in between the poles rather than nice and spread out on the whole seat
GOD i love living in NYC lmfao.
That’s crochet, not knit
This is obviously Snake Eyes on his day off from kicking Cobra butt!!!
@cleaseltheweasel
The real question is why would you crotchet a zentai suit?
This first appeared on http://jpgmag.com in their street fashion theme.
That’s *CROCHET* Damnit! *not* knit….sheeseh
no zenti is just the japanese word for lycra which is what the fetish suits are made of or latex
yarn is however a new fetish
Could be Boston –note the guy’s hat.
the caption for the picture on JPG says “A cold day last winter i saw this lady riding the L train in a unique outfit.”
this tells us 2 things:
1) its a woman.
2) L train.
does the L train make it NYC or Boston?
@AnnaRexia
Not TMBG. Spider-Man theme.
If it was TMBG it would go like this:
Crochet Man
Crochet Man
Doing the things a crochet hook can
Wool or acrylic – it’s not important
Crochet Man
Is it a chain stitch or is it a round
When his thighs rub together do they make a sound
Or do they just get itchy instead
The greatest man
Crochet Man
(squeeze box solo)
At least they’re warm?
@bob jones
The L train is in NYC. Prolly some Billyburg artist.
LMFAO!
@nops
LOL!!! Super WIN!
You really want to know? Her name is Agata. check out more of her work. agataolek.com
@Chris
people in NYC wear boston hats lulz
@Jonnie Law
most def. somethings telling me its the 3rd ave stop, but it could easily be 1st.
i hate living in willyb, sadly i have no choice ⌐_⌐
thats one way to stop the swine flu
I must say I would die of a heat stroke.
Er, it was obviously taken during the winter, judging from the clothing of the other people. It’s a woman, her name is Agata Olek(siak), this was taken in NYC, and I for one, am not surprised.
Check out http://www.agataolek.com
Nice it’s a gimp suat in wool, it’s nice for the cold strange night
what a cockmuncher
@imwithstupid
even spiderman feels the economic crunch
Nice shoes :p
my dick hurts
Oh, ya, a knitted wool one piece is a point of humor . . . but try that in skin tight latex and the cops are all over you . . .
Its kinda cool… but the REAL wtf is the fact that she didn’t leave holes for her eyes or mouth or nose or… going to the toilet would be a nightmare!
I wonder if he could tell that his picture was being taken.
Shotofopped !
This is not a knitted mummy. The stitch looks to be double crochet.
@Sharon Zink
I think its triples look at the height of the stitches lol
never offend chuck norris.
this is what your skin will look like after he’s through with you
Aren’t you chuck Norris, why are you talking about him in first person? I think you are photoshopped Chuck Norris!
Day Man, Fighter of the Knit Man
lol what train was this taken on looks like the L
If you think this is weird, you’ve obviously never been on an NYC subway before.
I hate people on the tube who have loads of space but just have to sit right fucking next to you, especially the ones in a badly-crocheted gimp suit
@Tori
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that.
I love how he’s completely encroaching on that woman’s personal space, and how she’s just sitting there like “ignore him and he’ll go away.. ignore him and he’ll go away…”
I saw this artist’s work at this brooklyn art center. She does some truly amazing work. Very fun.
@Pudding4me it most likely is
I’m looking for themes on my blog I am just starting. Do you think this type of theme would work for my photography blog?
Note that no-one’s concerned.
Crochet, not knitting.
personal experience?
What a big knit!
this is actually by installation artist connie lene…she was an artist in residency at my college
creepy how it’s sitting reeaaal close to the other guy… plenty of space on the rest of the bench…
That guy has a fetishist grandma…