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Knitting mummy can ride subway? Well I never…

April 29th, 2009

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68 Responses to “Knitting mummy can ride subway? Well I never…”

  1. imwithstupid says:

    last

  2. nops says:

    I prefer swine flu

  3. Tori says:

    Not knitting. Crochet.

  4. alex says:

    Hes Hot.

  5. Dances With Dingos says:

    Honey, do wear that sweater I made you.

  6. borderline intelligence says:

    http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/may-not-be-sfw-googlers-beware/

    More crocheted horrors. Somewhere in the blog is a crocheted turkey hat.

  7. Exiled Thegn says:

    @Tori

    Thank you, from a die hard crocheter.

  8. Allison says:

    I like how the girl in the headphones is totally pretending he’s not there, even though he’s encroaching on her personal space.
    “Just ignore him and he’ll go away. Just ignore him and he’ll go away…..”

  9. Sweets says:

    The swine flu equivalent to SARS masks…

  10. S. says:

    Totally crochet.

    I’m curious about the camouflage-style of the pattern. What is it for? Hiding in a vat of pepto-bismol?

  11. Chris says:

    The WTF for me is the fact that they’re all huddled so close together when there is obviously plenty of room in the rest of the car.

  12. The What Now? says:

    I thought Ralphie’s parents told him he only had to wear it when Aunt Clara came over.

  13. It’s a Japanese fetish thing called zentai. Kudos to this person for having the guts to wear his or her creepy fetish gear in public.

  14. dave says:

    Super Hero or Super Villain?

    Crochet Man
    Crochet Man
    Does what ever a croche can

    Knits a sock, any size
    Something something, that rhymes with size

    Look out
    Here comes the Crochet man

  15. james says:

    why can’t he / she move over, even just a little bit?

  16. AnnaRexia says:

    alex :
    Hes Hot.

    I think knot.

    dave :
    Super Hero or Super Villain?
    Crochet Man
    Crochet Man
    Does what ever a croche can
    Knits a sock, any size
    Something something, that rhymes with size
    Look out
    Here comes the Crochet man

    TMBG win!

  17. bob jones says:

    hey this was actually published in JPG Mag a while back (when they still did that, anyway…)

    http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/593610

    its a photo by Clint Spaulding

  18. Nicole says:

    What, nobody is gunna comment on the kid DROWNING in his clothes on the right? Looks to me like he stuffed his coat, too. Haha.

    I also love how they are all squished in between the poles rather than nice and spread out on the whole seat

  19. Le keLskankk says:

    GOD i love living in NYC lmfao.

  20. Reina says:

    That’s crochet, not knit

  21. nalalan says:

    This is obviously Snake Eyes on his day off from kicking Cobra butt!!!

  22. melvin says:

    @cleaseltheweasel
    The real question is why would you crotchet a zentai suit?

  23. mersmers says:

    This first appeared on http://jpgmag.com in their street fashion theme.

  24. J. W. Knott says:

    That’s *CROCHET* Damnit! *not* knit….sheeseh

  25. libby says:

    cleaseltheweasel :
    It’s a Japanese fetish thing called zentai. Kudos to this person for having the guts to wear his or her creepy fetish gear in public.

    no zenti is just the japanese word for lycra which is what the fetish suits are made of or latex
    yarn is however a new fetish

  26. Chris says:

    Le keLskankk :
    GOD i love living in NYC lmfao.

    Could be Boston –note the guy’s hat.

  27. bob jones says:

    the caption for the picture on JPG says “A cold day last winter i saw this lady riding the L train in a unique outfit.”

    this tells us 2 things:
    1) its a woman.
    2) L train.

    does the L train make it NYC or Boston?

  28. A Noun says:

    @AnnaRexia

    Not TMBG. Spider-Man theme.

    If it was TMBG it would go like this:

    Crochet Man
    Crochet Man
    Doing the things a crochet hook can
    Wool or acrylic – it’s not important
    Crochet Man

    Is it a chain stitch or is it a round
    When his thighs rub together do they make a sound
    Or do they just get itchy instead
    The greatest man
    Crochet Man

    (squeeze box solo)

  29. Goldenthrush says:

    At least they’re warm?

  30. Jonnie Law says:

    @bob jones
    The L train is in NYC. Prolly some Billyburg artist.

  31. Jenny says:

    dave :
    Super Hero or Super Villain?
    Crochet Man
    Crochet Man
    Does what ever a croche can
    Knits a sock, any size
    Something something, that rhymes with size
    Look out
    Here comes the Crochet man

    LMFAO!

  32. Happy with me says:

    @nops
    LOL!!! Super WIN!

  33. Sarah Lynn says:

    You really want to know? Her name is Agata. check out more of her work. agataolek.com

  34. Le keLskankk says:

    @Chris
    people in NYC wear boston hats lulz

  35. Le keLskankk says:

    @Jonnie Law
    most def. somethings telling me its the 3rd ave stop, but it could easily be 1st.
    i hate living in willyb, sadly i have no choice ⌐_⌐

  36. Laura says:

    thats one way to stop the swine flu

  37. Tiana says:

    I must say I would die of a heat stroke.

  38. Chris says:

    Er, it was obviously taken during the winter, judging from the clothing of the other people. It’s a woman, her name is Agata Olek(siak), this was taken in NYC, and I for one, am not surprised. :) Check out http://www.agataolek.com

  39. julien says:

    Nice it’s a gimp suat in wool, it’s nice for the cold strange night

  40. roy says:

    what a cockmuncher

  41. micharl says:

    @imwithstupid
    even spiderman feels the economic crunch

  42. Antonio says:

    Nice shoes :p

  43. ccbwiii says:

    my dick hurts

  44. hue mann says:

    Oh, ya, a knitted wool one piece is a point of humor . . . but try that in skin tight latex and the cops are all over you . . .

  45. Ha says:

    Its kinda cool… but the REAL wtf is the fact that she didn’t leave holes for her eyes or mouth or nose or… going to the toilet would be a nightmare!

  46. SamaRR uh says:

    I wonder if he could tell that his picture was being taken.

  47. Shran says:

    Shotofopped !

  48. Sharon Zink says:

    This is not a knitted mummy. The stitch looks to be double crochet.

  49. Sueper says:

    @Sharon Zink

    Sharon Zink :
    This is not a knitted mummy. The stitch looks to be double crochet.

    I think its triples look at the height of the stitches lol

  50. Chuck Norris says:

    never offend chuck norris.

    this is what your skin will look like after he’s through with you

  51. Ryan says:

    Chuck Norris :never offend chuck norris.
    this is what your skin will look like after he’s through with you

    Aren’t you chuck Norris, why are you talking about him in first person? I think you are photoshopped Chuck Norris!

  52. dayman says:

    Day Man, Fighter of the Knit Man

  53. Pudding4me says:

    lol what train was this taken on looks like the L

  54. Lhyzz says:

    If you think this is weird, you’ve obviously never been on an NYC subway before.

  55. speedkermit says:

    I hate people on the tube who have loads of space but just have to sit right fucking next to you, especially the ones in a badly-crocheted gimp suit

  56. Kit says:

    @Tori
    I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that.

  57. Ghost says:

    I love how he’s completely encroaching on that woman’s personal space, and how she’s just sitting there like “ignore him and he’ll go away.. ignore him and he’ll go away…”

  58. skyler says:

    I saw this artist’s work at this brooklyn art center. She does some truly amazing work. Very fun.

  59. Le keLskankk says:

    @Pudding4me it most likely is

  60. John Moore says:

    I’m looking for themes on my blog I am just starting. Do you think this type of theme would work for my photography blog?

  61. Dingodiler says:

    Note that no-one’s concerned.

  62. kmkat says:

    Crochet, not knitting.

  63. Edison T Allere says:

    hue mann :
    Oh, ya, a knitted wool one piece is a point of humor . . . but try that in skin tight latex and the cops are all over you . . .

    personal experience?

  64. Prodnose says:

    What a big knit!

  65. victoria says:

    this is actually by installation artist connie lene…she was an artist in residency at my college

  66. bob says:

    creepy how it’s sitting reeaaal close to the other guy… plenty of space on the rest of the bench…

  67. LordGore says:

    That guy has a fetishist grandma…

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