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that was trippy dude
i had always enjoyed pickles… untill now
F****** TERRIFYING
Wow. A ham mantra. Wow.
Further proof that while drugs may not kill you, they will make you regret most everything…
Everybody in da house say: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!
Ooops, did I say: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ?!? Pickle overdose win
i dont understand where the pickles actually come into place with this…
it seems like they were making a sandwich of some kind and they would eventually add pickles, but then it just ended!
i guess thats what the ‘surprise’ is…
they were all transvestites. the pickle-surprise was that they all actually had pickles. that’s the surprise!
Hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I don’t even really know what was going on in that video.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is actually the weirdest thing i have EVER seen!!
So many unanswered questions: Who made it? Why? Does anyone on Earth want a surprise from THAT guy? Why is a pickle’s mantra hammmmmmmmmmm? Just generally WTF?????
Watch the video again, and look at the hands and facial bone structure. Can you guess where the pickle is now? Surprise!
Is this the hell where bad transvestites go?
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST
for all of you who are in the dark in this video a ‘pickle surprise’ happens when you pick up a transvestite, didnt know it, then when the pants get removed you get a pickle surprise
lol
LOL @ 1:07
Oops I meant 1:05
I’m scared.
@Bob Jones
Your response made it all worth it. Haha!
. . . just WATCHING this gave me a contact buzz.
@bob jones
The pickle surprise is also that the mayo apparently had a hint of pickle in it, but you couldn’t see it, so it’s a surprise.
but it’s also about transvestites.
@achmed13
Glad it wasn’t just me thinking that.
This is a promo video from Michael Alig/James St James from the 80s NYC club kids scene. It’s _very_ old news.
What is pickle surprise?
Mmmm what kind of surprise would trannies have concerning a “pickle”?
I realize some people are a bit slow, but please, at least try!
Damn! These assholes are just begging for a hate-crime!
P.S. That black guy with the black tooth is purely ghetto-licious!
There’s also one called Strawberry Shortcut where they actually make a dessert. The dessert they make looks pretty gross, but that video appears to be more like a recipe. But it’s probably just me being naive.
HOLY GOD, I’LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN…
So this is what LSD is all about…
Wait… Is this a side effect of eating to many pickles?
Pretty much explains every alien sighting within the past 75 years.
what
the
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I am so jealous of his eyelashes.
Drag queens are the best.
Isn’t the black “woman” with the black tooth Ru Paul?
I think this is a suggestive commercial. Something about men being surprised by these “female’s” pickles. Or penises to be blunt.
O_o
oh my god. i died. then i replayed it and i died again.
holy jesus… *shudders*
I’ve been through dozens of movies designed to destroy one’s soul and survived.
This minute and a half video succeeded. *shakes uncontrollably*
I watched this with a horrified look on my face. My roommate laughed at me. Until he looked at the screen… This was, quite possibly, the BIGGEST regret of my earthy life.
Yes. That is a young RuPaul.
Drag queens are the bestest.
yeah, that video is rupaul and lady bunny from back in the day. club kids yo. and the pickle i think is either michael alig or that other dude.
Was made by Tom Rubnitz I think. It’s very old, but still awesomely funny/creepy.
zOmg.
WHAT was that?
wtf at its finest
@snoopy
Ah, that would be why they had RuPaul.
I wonder what it says about me that my first thought was “oh, I haven’t seen this in a while.”
@Dan
douche
fuckin 60′s…
@rai
That is funny as hell!! Comment win, and you get the pickle suprise.
Bob Jones, at the end of the video Ru Paul asks where the pickle is and then Lady Bunny goes “That’s the surprise!!”, meaning there is none. It’s a joke.
I wouldn’t call this a WTF because it’s supposed to be fucked up. They made it to be funny and strange and make people laugh. The thing that makes WTF’s funny is that most times people do crap that they don’t realize is messed up. I think this is actually brilliant because they did exactly what they set out to do, even so far as to getting you guys to talk about it. LOL!
Love this blog, keep up the excellent work.
i wish that there were two different comment threads for each of these….
one that people can use to point out why it is so crazy
and another that people can use to try to explain why it was made and make it seem slightly more sane.
in cases like this, knowing why this was made kinda ruins the fun of it…
I got 45 seconds in and had to stop..that is plain frightening!
This is the best video that has ever been made in the history of humanity.
ive never seen so many stupid comments in my life
dont any of you dim bulbs realize that those people in the video were the founding mothers of club kids
rupaul lady bunny and theguy that wrote party monster
Are you seriously that proud about knowing the history of drag queen culture?
SO THIS is where that comes from…”PICKLE SURPRISE!”, the G-Man exclaimed.
@ Phillip:
I can totally see how knowing a random fact by sheer coincidence would give you a clearly justified sense of superiority. Wait…no I can’t. Douchebag.
that is one of the weirdest things i’ve ever seen! OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!!
Raif, you’ve hurt Phillip’s feelings. He’s very upset that we didn’t recognize him as the pickle in the video. Say you’re sorry and give him a big “Haaaaaammmmmm”.
This has been a favourite in our household ever since we watched it on the vote page. The ham mantra usually fills any silence in the conversation, lols.
WTF indeed.
W……..T………F……..?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one deserves hate crime. Fuck off.
Lady Bunny rocks in an old, fat, southern queen-in-a-walker kinda way. Luvs ya.
O M G … what the FUCK man. thats just … i don’t know but it IS the most weirdest think i have EVER seen
@ Allison:
I have my moments.
I think i may have to poke my eyes out,
wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
@Allison
Haaaaaaaaaaammmmm for the douche.
Muddymess: Yes, this is a short by Rubnitz. Check around for his “Strawberry Shortcut” — not as weird as this one, but it’s also on you tube.
The fuck?!?!
Mama always told me not to drop acid after takin’ LSD…
This is my most favorite-ist video to date…I can’t stop cracking up. Hell…I grew up in trannie central (SoCal) and I’ve not seen ANYTHING as campy as this. Yeah…the “pickle surprise” is what the so called straight guys get when they hang out at the road house until closin’ time…the real surprise is that Alabama hasn’t recorded a Pickle Surprise song yet.
In the meantime I celebrate…
I’m glad you guys enjoyed.. i saw that years ago and i knew it would fight right with this site =)
err fit
I’m going to have nightmares about that thing for weeks.
best video ever
*masterbates*
I wouldnt eat that even if I were STARVING! :S
I can’t stop screaming….
I take it that the product was never going to be a success after this.
I wonder if Hellmanns sued?
The mayo must’ve gone bad….
i hate pickles! and i certainly don’t want one specially if it’s a surprising one…
This seems a f’ed up comercial ad that they did just for the fun of it…i don’t think they wanted to do something serious…and the travesties are horrendous =_=
Sorry to burst your bubble Bob Jones. I’ll try to keep my comments to inane patter.
Arny Moose, I doubt Hellmanns sued. This was made at a time when ordinary people only sued for important things and jerkwads out for a quick buck were rare. Sadly, it seems these days it’s the other way around.
a bunch of drag queens (the black one is rupaul) in a video called pickle surprise.
“where’s the pickle? that’s the surprise!”
hilar.
Some marketing company was high enough to come up with this concept. Somebody at Hellman’s was stupid enough to think this was a good idea. Somebody was unfortunate enough to produce and direct this spot.
And countless thousands are bored enough to watch it decades later.
I thought it seriously was a Hellman’s/Thomas commercial. That was because the first time I seen it, it was on mute and I was on the phone. I just thought sometime in the past they decided to use drag queens to advertise…now I realize what they meant by the title…oh well. For more utterly creepy stuff check out Thom Thumb. The stop motion one by the bolex brothers.
So this was made by James St. James and that bunch? I got a serious club-kid vibe when I first watched this, but I didn’t regocnize any of them off hand.
All I have to say is Ketamine. If you do ketamine, you end up making things like this… or choking in a puddle of your own sick.
@h0pug0p_”
What has been seen, can never be unseen…
sooo sick
i have watched the video at least six times over the last day.
why can’t i just let it go?
I love this video… but it really isn’t that freakish… I guess many of you lead truly sheltered lives. If you only knew some of the stuff that is out there…. hehe
Wow…..i dont even know what to say….at all…..i’m scared now…
Hey! I LIKE being sheltered.
I’ll never be able to get this video out of my head. Ever!
I don’t want to know what else is lurking out there…………..
I have watched several horror movies (such as The Exorcist, Pet Sematary, IT, Poltergeist, etc.) without blinking an eye.
After watching this, I’ll never sleep again.
Totally agree…some people are way too serious and ruin the WTFness of this…boo
Is that Rupaul? :O
I’m pretty sure it’s RuPaul.
I haven’t read any other comments, so I’m probably not the first to think that DeeLite is going to show up any minute… ‘Groove is in the ham – heart – um, pickle?…”
yea but those videos prolly arent safe to post on this website..
This video was created by the late Tom Rubnitz:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Rubnitz
Best video ever!
That video gave me nightmares when i saw it a few years back.
@waltere
This was posted on BoingBoing a while back. According to their post: “Youtuber mrpussypants … explains: Directed and produced by Tom Rubnitz in 1989, ‘Pickle Surprise!’(1989) is a perfect example of the wickedly-whacked-world-view that those demented denizens at the Pyramid Club could conjure from the ether after just a few rounds of cocktails and a big ole spliff.”
And yes, that is RuPaul.
My innocence died at “Where’s the pickle?”
that must be old gregg’s cousin??
Its awesome to see the hijinx that the gender reassigned community get up to. And the pickle so obveous…
Damn that was scary, please keep them away from my goodies…
@holly
It is pretty damn Boosh-y acctually. The tall hat on short person and entirely colured face remind me more of Rich Fulcher’s short blue guy who ‘loves the chosen one’ in the episode with the fountain of youth though
That scared the fuck out of me!!!Thats definitely the most disturbing thing i have ever seen, i will never be able to erase that from my mind… i am shell shocked like you read about… still shivering.. no joke.
that was the biggest WTF I’ve ever seen in my life!!! And also the scariest, most disturbing…. and were those drag queens?
@Dan
I thought that was James St James! Makes sense now…
Instead of mushrooms, try pickles!
At my last sales meeting, we had a woman there who came to educate us Adult Novelty salesfolks about anal sex. She (Tristan Taormino) talked for a couple of hours about it. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING she said or showed up pictures of scared me like this video scared me. Cosplay, furries, fanfic – nothing holds a candle to the terror of the characters and costumes in this Pickle Surprise video. I’m going to go suck my thumb and hold onto my blanky now.
I’m sure, that they smoke pot or something…:D
that was the creepiest motherfuckin shit i’ve ever seen!
i want a pickle >_>
Someone has just found a legal way to trip your ass off!
@author-arthur
PLEASE!! No background!
@Finton
You might try bleach straight to the eyes. If that doesn’t help, dip a straw in the bottle and suck it up your nose.
Watching this video will make my life change in the following ways:
* I’m calling Brinks to install an alarm system in my house
* I will be bathing tonight with SOS pads and acetone
* I’m never eating Hellman’s, Thomas’, or pickles again
* I will now require at least 6 months of counseling
Thanks alot pictureisunrelated!!
I can’t stop watching that XD best thing on wtf!
I agree with Sud-Vicious – don’t tell us who and why. That ruins the fun of wondering. Now it is not so interesting any more. Booo
So I know what furries are, but I’m too embarassed to ask (and too scared to Google) what Cosplay and Fanfic are….
Ummm…. Pickle surprise? I think the pickle is a pedophile…
It makes me feel dirty
Cosplay is the act of dressing as and playing a character. It’s like roleplaying a person from a game, a movie, or whatever, in real life.
And Fanfic stands for “Fan Fiction”, which is stories, usually written, but sometimes video’d, following an existing plot from, again, a game, a movie, a tv series, an anime, etc.
Most “normal” people still find it freaky, although it’s nowhere near as bad as furries.
Just look it up on Wikipedia, darn it, instead of reading whatever I can be thinking.
EPIC WIN
This is the best ever
that is pure odd
@waltere
That’s the infamous Lady Bunny (& Co.)! Luv luv luv her!
…and a new form of psychological torture was born…
oh my god.
f***** creepiest thing ever
ery ol’Boenesq!
this can’t be good for the psyche. I wonder what the long term effects will be..
It’s Lady Bunny and RuPaul! I love Lady Bunny…
this has acid written all over it!
it was the 60′s, no one knew what the hell was goin on then
Hold me I’m Scared !!
That’s an old video of Lady Bunny, LaHoma VanZandt, & the now infamous RuPaul! Along with some other NYC icons from the late 80′s.
@BarryH: You’re scarin’ us bro…please tell us you don’t know enough about this culture to call them “NYC icons”!
halp…
Did David Lynch direct this?
Made by people on acid for people on acid.
GHEY! In every sense of the word.
I just got it: If you spread white goop on a piece of bread, you get a “pickle suprise” up the poop-chute!
Pickle Surprise AKA Sapryze Butsecks
That pickle have lumberjack shirt, more WTF!
Meth is one hell of a drug as noted by this video.
and..pretty sure this is..some type of commercial for hermaphrodites..it has to be. *Head explodes*
*sings* I know whe~re the Pi~ckle~ i~s!!
I THOUGHT they seemed a tad drag queen-esque!
XD
Sa-ifut. ce vor?
Chiar ce prostie.
did the green thing look like Martin Short to anyone else?
I think that those people or the original club kids. If you don’t know what a club kid is you should probably read Party Monster or by its other title Disco Blood Bath By James St. James. Great book good movie with Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin. They were weird…
that was highly disturbing…..ah
OH DEAR GOD
i know where the pickle is.
It’s kinda wierd they don’t use any bread…
And when Mr. Pickle hypnotises everyone to say ‘Ham!’ that was the scariest part.
This has scarred me for life…
The second time they say it, she says ‘HAYUM!’
U R Copying my name!!!!
There’s another video on Youtube like this called ‘Strawberry Shortcut’.
i think the pickle man is screech from saved by the bell does anyone know?
The video was created by a video artist named Tom Rubnitz who is often considered an artistic icon in the gay and tranny community. I think all the people in this video (with the exception of the pickle) were men and the “pickle surprise” is (at least what I’ve come to believe)… well, you figure it out.
Tell me again, what planet are you on?
That Pickle Goblin makes me want to throw up.
I won’t sleep again.
@Farseer
i want that hat
This is not the most random thing on Youtube.
Type in ‘Bubbleman Commercials’ and you will find it.
This is the second.
The third…Hmm…I don’t know! Maybe you should comment and find out!
It actually turns out that Pickle Surprise is number three on the most random factor.
The Water-Skiing Cat is second.
‘My cat can eat a whole watermelon!’
I know where the pickle is! Seriously, it’s on the woman’s head at seven seconds in.
So…the pickle is not inside the ham???
@holly
That was exactly what i was thinking! The Mighty Boosh is the shit!
wow..nightmarish..
How much were they payed!?
I am never EVER leaving my country, fuck this creepy shit there are some people that need serious help and the person that made this ridiculous video is on of them.
This is going to give me nightmares
I suddenly yearn for pickles.
I am mentally scarred.
Is this what an acid trip looks like?
… I will be scarred for life…
I did not know that Jodorosky also did TV commercials too
Someone send this to the CIA. Forget waterboarding. Play this on a loop to muhammad and he’ll talk, convert, and polish your porsche.
I think if you were on acid, ecstacy, and drank 5 shots of vodka after watching telatubbies backwards all night, this video seems normal.
I said that backwards. Only after watching this video while on ecstacy, acid, and 5 shots of vodka while watching teletubbies backwards does teletubbies seem normal.
Apparently their target demographic is the drag queen population.
More probably – the drag queen on drugs population.
Well, That was scary…nah. But at least I know what I’m going to be for Halloween.
-dies-…I think that is one of the scariest, most confusing, and certainly the strangest thing I have ever seen. Other than the transvestites, and the pickle man, and the fact that there were no actual pickles…it was a fairly interesting commercial…
That was the gayest shit EVER!!!!!!
I think that was an ad for a psychedelic mind drug.
This is what goes on inside Andy Dick’s mind 24/7.
When that guy/girl says,”Where’s the pickle?” they aren’t even talking about a pickle, they are asking what kind of drugs the guy who made this was using. Oh My God this Totally makes sense now!
Duh, that’s RuPaul!
I will never, ever look at pickles, peewee herman, or dragqueens taking lsd the same way again. ever. excuse me, i need to wash my eyeballs out with bleach now. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Lunch time at Andy Dick’s house
check out RuPaul at 0:11 LMAO
That is NOT RuPaul!
Honestly, this is a funny video, but WTF?!?
Hahahahah!
If you think this was strange search Google video for “hustle with my muscle” for more of this guys, er ,uhm “unique” work.
Sorry not Google video, just plain old Google.
that pickle dude is so gangsta.
My eyes and ears have been pretty thoroughly raped now.
when Michael Alig makes a sandwich…
Is it just me…
or does the green guy’s head look like a Guinness World Records submission for biggest dildo?
It’s you.
Creepy…Very Creepy.
I think the surprise is being sodomized with said pickle… but I could be wrong.
I’ll be having nightmares for the rest of my life either way.
I guess that’s the reason I never liked mayonaise…
……..I need brain bleach after that shroom trip.
i think i going to shoot myself…..because that was scarey
I get it, but I still feel like I should be horrified.
That’s WHY you should be horrified!!
Ok, black girl is rupaul, blonde lady is Lady Bunny, Green Guy is James St James and guy in cowboy hat is Michael Alig. Who is the brunette?
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
i think i just died a little. that scarred me for life.
I’m so square–I didn’t know what “Pickle Surprise” meant. I feel so …enlightened. Also dirty.
I can explain this as well. This is by a psychedelic artist, forget his name. Needless to say, he did some BAAAAAD stuff.
hammmmm.
Wow, it was a terrible mistake to watch this before going to bed.
Interesting, I got a bit scared lOl
Oh, so THIS is what acid does to your brain. Scary.
What the hell were these guys smoking?
I LOL’d.
Sausages, they were smoking sausages.
I CANT SEE IT DAMN IT!!!
XD
oh I had pickle suprise once
This is the most f’d up think i’ve ever seen. And i’ve seen some f’d up stuff. It’s more than just a bit disturbing.
OMG that green hat looks like a dildo haha
Is this a James St. James thing?
I don’t know what a pickle surprise is all I know is I don’t want one
(creepy demonic voice: YES YOU DO) me: help
I….I can’t stop watching this. It’s like crack or something.
LETS FUCK WITH OUR PICKLES!!!
It’s sad to see that Rupaul has gone so far down hill even her teeth are fubar.
Ahh, I get it now
you take an english muffin, spread it with hellmann’s sandwich spread (which has pickle relish in it) and put a piece of ham on top and tah dah! pickle surprise! 
You don’t know there is pickle in it until you bite it! Pickle Surprise!!! 
wow chicky. plz stop watching this video. scary.
I will have nightmares.
Not only do I have to be frightened of clowns, beating me to death with clown shoes, I have to be frightened of pickles in drag!
Wikipedia Tom Rubnitz for answers to some, but certainly not all of your questions.
MAN…..you so punk’d the Marketing Dept ….. LSD in the water cooler ….sweeeeet!!!
Why?
I am…. Scarred for life. I will NOT be able to sleep.