In Soviet Russia…well you know the drill
April 6th, 2009
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Bearly in that car
I guess bears don’t poop in the woods after all.
That’s not Russia, the taxi’s number is not Russian
quick, bear right!
The number is Belarus’
I HATE ANTONY BASTIANI THAT FAT FUCKING SHIT
Looks like the Bear-o-metric pressure was high in the taxi?? Its unbearable to see animals treated that way and I think he bearly knows where he/she is going. Its just unbearlievable. Beary juice! Beary Bonds… stubbearn, oobear, it looks like a bearron town. Ill bear right back!! Im done, i am making my self throw up!
settle down killer
Ya, just pull up to the curd on the right….thanks man.
Woman’s voice on Sat-Nav: “In, 100 metres, bear right…”
Quick, to this address! Its a DayCare and I have to pick up din… uh, my kids… yea, all my kids!
Okay driver, take me on a bearing of 120 degrees
Unless this is a bulimic bear, I guess the car would be leaning a bit more to the right.
I think that bear had to much bear..erm beer…
There’s a deer in the blue car ahead of them.
“Quick! Follow that car!”
a la Bugs Bunny cartoons
In Soviet Russia, bear can afford to ride around in cab, not have to ride stupid tiny little bike.
It is Belarus, it is a bear…and there are no bears in Belarus. Ever. Not even on small bicycles.
Bears are like Gods to them.
russian numbers arent in cyrillic they are just numbers
Taxi driver: “Where to sir?”
Bear: “Paddington?”
Traffic Safety FAIL!
He should have his blinker on if bearing right . . .
Oksana?!?
What’s the matter with this pic? That’s an E-sport over there…show some respect!!!
It’s a taxicab with a bear in it. It’s not supposed to be serious. Calm down and have some vodka.
WTF!!!!!!!! Who puts a bear in the car in the first place
That cab ride must have been unbearable for the driver
I’m going to bear down unbelieveable pain on you, if you doesn’t stop with the bear puns!
OOOOOOH – Cinnabon! Pull over! Pull over!
=)))))
He’s obviously heading to the local offices of Bear Stearns.
@ZvK
yeah it is russia because that is a russsian cab, ive seen it with my own eyes
@Justin credible
Well, you’ll just have to bear with me while I drop some more puns.
It is not Russia, the car number is not the russian one.
Hey even bears feet get tired and need a ride sometimes i guess… but this one looks more like he’s tryin to get the fuck outta the cab
@rocy
well, its says >Soviet Russia< nut russia…
If a bear is in the back seat… whos driving!!!???
in soviet russia, car drives bear!
the cat
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holler at me
Who is driving? Oh my God, bear is driving! How can this be?
Oh, wait, he’s in the back, isn’t he? *sigh* Clerks reference fail…
…unless…
There’s ANOTHER bear driving.
@TLC
lolz reference
Shopped.
Where be this bear’s hindquarters? They would be visible through the back windshield.
shopped for sure
@hob
wow ….thats real bad…A for effort though
OMFG it’s a bear! GET OUT THE TAXI!
Don’t believe shopped…vague reflections in rear post and door panel and wet street (arm). Don’t think a shopper would do that and leave out the butt in the car. I think bear is sitting and postand rear seat hide most, if not all of butt
It’s not a bear…it’s a taxi driver. Our bears are much more bigger, can fly and lift up to 2 tons of weapon in paws. That’s why drunk bears are so dangerous…
@AnnaRexia
You offering?
Nazdrovya!
ХУЙ
Belarus, Minsk, Dolgobrodskaya St…
have you considered that this is a product of taxidermist?
It’s probably real picture, but not a live bear
It`s in Belarus, its more “Soviet Russia” than the real Russia
BEAR WIN! U ! U! U! WIN!
must have been the camels day off.
in Soviet Russia, bear is escaping from McDonalds eating YOU!
@Phygmalia
Well done, good sir.
I almost submitted the exact same reply as you, but I decided to see if anyone beat me to it. Your Clerks Animated reference was recognized AND appreciated!
Can’t see the problem as long as the bear pays his fare. Though I wonder where he would keep his money …
Come to think – looks like the bear is giving directions.
The next passenger gave the driver a really good tip!…
“clean the backseat!”
In “Borat Part 2″ they manage to buy a taxi instead of an old Ice Cream Truck.
It’s a Belarus.
There is a lable “BY”.
@libby
You are not right, there are Russian car number – http://i039.radikal.ru/0801/96/ec7cc264dc17.jpg
@rocy
dude it’s a fucking joke
I dont think that is real. Bears that big weight hundreds of pounds and that car doesn’t appear to be carrying much of a load at all. It must be a huge Bear costume or something. If it was the real thing the back of that car would be almost touching the asphalt
another bear is driving the cab. Also definitely number is not russian.
asdasd
>ХУЙ
no you!
lol
русские атакт)
ну вы пендосы тупые
@Dan G
I will have to differ. When I used to live on that side of the world there were some folks (gypsies?) that has bears as performing pets. Made them wear short leashes. Personally, I thought it was a bit sad. Seeing things like that isn’t that unusual. Although, most that I saw that had a performing bear didn’t have anything for cab fare.
> Bears that big weight hundreds of pounds and that car doesn’t appear to be carrying much of a load at all.
Oh, my! It’s Volga. The long-gone ancestor of this car, the GAZ-21, was sometimes (allegedly) called ‘the Russian Tank’, as in its’ first travel abroad (as I heard), for some Expo in Europe (Italy was that?) it, while wandering accross the town, stroke down a tram passing by…
P.S. I don’t know, whether it contained any bears at the moment.
MEDVED says PREVED!!!
We’ve got another car’s number…
тупые пендосы… CCCР а не только блять Россия!! Хуй вам а не по английски!! Все у вас русские…
Ещё б написали что медведь пьяный и едет в баню нах)
You’re all wrong. He’s headed to the gun store, and it doesn’t matter where the taxi is FROM because he’s headed to the gun store. I know.
He’s my bear. I am exercising my amendment right to keep and arm bears.
Усоски)
hell, blast and damnation!
так приятно почитать комментарии глупых долбоёбов)
россия – вперёд)
FOLLOW THAT HONEY
It’s Belarus’ license plate.
Russian looks like this: http://content.foto.mail.ru/mail/air_51/3/i-20.jpg
i think u mean Anthony Babikian (Armenian: Էնթոնի Բաբիկյան, born on April 4, 1987 in Montpellier, France) is a French Armenian football goalkeeper, currently with French Ligue 2 club Dijon FCO. He was also a member of Armenia U-21 team and was capped for France in U-15, U-16 levels.
oh, and useless crap…
Personal information
Full name Anthony Babikian
Date of birth April 4, 1987 (1987-04-04) (age 22)
Place of birth Montpellier, France
Height 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in)
Playing position Goalkeeper
Club information
Current club Dijon FCO
Number 16
Youth career
2002 – 2005
2005 – 2007 Montpellier HSC
CS Sedan
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
2007 – present Dijon FCO 0 (0)
National team
2007 – 2008 Armenia U-21
1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)
enjoy!.
@the guy… him
fail
@rocy
AND, IN SOVIET RUSSIA LISCENSE PLATE READS YOU
a-l-e.mybrute.com
fun game
@vajay-jay.
What was the point of that?
Someone else whose just decided to give us a huge tract of wikipedia for no apparent reason.
@waltere
I fell asleep halfway through, it was that boring!
its in my home town in Kazakhstan
someone explain the soviet russia joke, my knowledge of history sucks ass through a straw
@Edison T. Allere
In the Soviet era, which ran from 1917 to 1991, Russia was under Comuunist leadership. For some reason, in recent years, a joke, which began on the internet inverts the sentence.
For example: “In Soviet Russia, you don’t drive on road, road drives on you!”
Not entirely sure how it began, but thats a basic explanation.
caption should read “would the last Soviet icon to leave the country please turn out the lights”.
lols that was alfred the war bear i should know he is mine lols im in the other seat
Над коментами поржал. Глупые люди, хорошо же там “за бугром” мозги промывают. Хехх… еще в советскую Россию верят, наивные
Огромное вам Русское мерсибо.
А, еще, Русскоговорящим привет. А “бест регардс”, как говорится персонажам ХУЙ и ПИЗДЕЦ
In America, you follow bear in Taxi. In Soviet Russia, bear in taxi follows you.
Best caption yet.
woop woop
@waltere
I do believe it began with Family Guy when Peter is driving a car with GPS, which can be translated into any language. They run through several languages and end up in Russian, ‘At the next fork in the road, take a right. In soviet Russia, road forks you!’. At least, that’s the first time I heard in back in 2001.
Yakov Smirnoff started the ‘In Soviet Russia, TV watches you’ joke in his stand-up comedy back in the 80’s. This became expanded to the formula ‘In Soviet Russia, [noun] [verb]s you.’
He made those jokes to poke fun at the hardships that were in Russia at the time. The people were completely oppressed. Everything had a way of trying to screw you over, even inanimate objects. So came his jokes. “In Soviet Russia, banana peels you!”
Hm… I think that could be a real bear. It’s obviously not a full-grown bear and in that angle it’s hard to see if and how much the car tilts. The pic is probably (most likely) fake but hey… a bear breed in captivity would probably be kinda like a big, fuzzy dog. And most dogs like to stick out their heads thru the window to feel the breeze.
@libby
hey they are in cyrrilic
Its not soviet.
See at number
Its 1995 – 2000
In Soviet Russia bears ride free?
American blowjobbers!!!
ХУЙ
Minsk, Belarus ul. Dolgobrodskaja
Pedobear irl!!!
@rocy Yes, because the nationality of the taxi is what’s wrong about this picture.
Someone stole his porridge, and this time… it’s personal!
Its a bear get out of the car!
@rocy
dude, it is probably russian, i mean, cyrillic is similar to english.
It’s in Belarus. )
Another interesting article from your blog
When will it stop….hopefully never
This is belarussian:) And this is not in soviet times.
everybody that commented on this picture needs to get a fucking life
you are all assholes and need to go get mental fucking help
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!
So what? The teddy bear just needed a ride downtown
)
haha
@Pwninator johnson
it’s funny, since you commented too. lol!
@rocy
yeah it is russian. those are all russian letters.
oh u r so shitty smart bob!!
u dont see a sticker with an inscription BY!!
@rocy
Epic fail on your part.
@bob
Shame on you, Bobby-boy.
Simple question. PH РН. They look similar.. which one is cyrillic?
Tip.Try to google.
@Phygmalia
Kudos to you sir (ma’am?). I just found this and was scanning for some, any reference to that episode! I am satisfied and will now leave the interweb forever.
They’re cruisin Main Street for bitches. He’s probably like, “Hey ladies, theres room for two in here. You know what they say, once you go bear, you don’t go anywhere”.
“Driver, Jellystone park, hurry!”
Driver: That’ll be $18.63 Mr. Bear.
Bear: Uh-oh, I left my wallet in the den, I don’t even have pockets. How about I just don’t eat you instead?
Driver: Thats the last bear I ever pick up