That’ll teach those damn kids to stay off my lawn
April 5th, 2009
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Hey, who got a photo of my summer vacation?
“Everyone who doesn’t know how to swim, raise your hand.”
@Jonnie Law
You just made my day.
This is actually from an art installation in Stockholm a few years ago…
its the rare kidfish…only found around that floating thing
looks like grandpa is sucking his thumb..
wtf is the thing next to grandpa ?
I believe this was actually taken during a zombie survival course. Here’s where they passed.
* Secured spot with full field of visibillity.
* Secured means of escape.
– Extra credit for securing a silent vehicle.
– Extra credit for securing aquatic vehicle without anchor or other moorings which may be used to board the vessel.
Here’s where they failed.
* No supplies.
* They took dyin’ gramps with ‘em.
* Jumped into the water when gramps “came back”.
* Drowned (while not necessarily zombie related, Not-Drowning is a vital general survival skill)
@Spadge
WIN. I hope I pass the zombie survival test. I’ve been studying for it for months!
What’s in the bag, that’s what I wanna know.
Now who do I want to save….
@punkasin
none of them
When Jason from Friday the 13th gets too old to stalk people, this is how it’ll go down. Just throw the bitches off a float.
@Jonnie Law
You, sir, just won one dozen internets!
They look Like zombies
Dexter: Season 20
The Russian synchronized swimming team lost their funding due to their poor performance in the past olympics. They were kicked out of their practice pool and had to find a new coach.
I thought it was the Chappaquiddick Synchronized Drowning Team.
The Adams Family after hurricane Katrina?
fyi i was thinking uncle fester
the old man is fishing, and children swam from under and grabbed the fishing rod. the bag beside him is bait, and another kid took the picture. if you look closely, the kids up raised hands yield a pole. one thing i don ‘t get is the raft/platform and how the fisher got on it, and reached the center, with only fishing supplies
That is the professor, taking role for his underwater basket weaving class
“Hmm, whose arm shall I use as a paddle to get back to land…”
Its a dirty old paedo trawling for kids!
Things that show up on this site on a regular basis:
1. Japan, or anything relating to Japan
2. Bunny costumes
3. Old people
4. Disney-type-stuff-ness
“You can’t stop me, mother******, ’cause I’m on a boat!!!”
“NOW who cares about the elderly??”
@Edison T. Allere
Don’t forget cats. They crop up a heck of a lot
@The Doctor
WIN
@Samfishers
Is he eating a banana? I swear that’s a peel hanging down on the left side of his hand. If he is eating a banana, that raises the bizarre quotient by about 100%.
@Jonnie Law
LOL I love it.
It kind of looks shopped
@Name (required)
at least he didn’t jizz in his pants….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C=
another summer at camp crystal lake.
Woah, that dude looks so much like Victor Meldrew, it’s uncanny!
@Spadge
What do you mean “no supplies” ? Those are obviously a bag of groceries!
Maybe it weres da mermaids…
I’ve always wondered what the underwater basket weaving classes were like.