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With his ferocious hunting cat, the mighty hunter brings back the elusive and dangerous yellow crook neck squash. Think of their majesty in the field. O.o
When did Napoleon Dynamite get a gun?
When did Eric Cartman grow up and turn real?
looks like he stayed ginger
Is that to show you how big his business is compared to your pussy?
no one has mentioned yet the awesomeness of his t shirt!
it’s also nice to see that he wears the clear safety goggles while hunting squash.
i love the all-beige interior.
In Soviet Russia YOU kill squash before squash kills YOU! (the zucchini is just a bonus)
@bob jones
Or the zucchini next to the squash. I guess he was too close to his “bag limit” on the squash and opted to take out a zucchini instead. I wonder…can I train my cats to hunt squash?
That kitteh looks like she’s all…”well? Wut u waytin 4? U gonna insert it or wut?”
Um…..where is the cat’s other hind leg?
I bet it is behind the dudes knee!
@um….yeah
Lost it to a 2 foot yellow squash
I could be wrong, but I’m fairly sure nothing in this picture was really there in the beginning…
I’m been told to NEVER taunt a wild squash…..
oh blackFOX- enjoy the nonsequitur!
Yo
Another scary wierdo with a gun!
It amuses me kittykat, I guess I’m just one of life’s critiques
That cat did all the work, and that asshole’s bogarting all the credit!
It’s his sister’s.
He got it shot off by the bearded one last time they were out ahuntin’
EVERYTHING was there, incuding his mum’s curtains. He prob thought if he put a few “unrelated” things in his “picture” he would look like some quirky, awesome, unique guy on the net. Instead, he looks like a complete lamo. So sad.
SQUASH HUNTIN IS THE BEST!!
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It’s STEP 1 in an online illutrated cookery guide,
Yes! well picked. 1st assemble all ingredients.
Or he’s trying to prove that vegans can bag their prey with a rifle, too.
he’s gonna put it in her pooper!
“…and finally the day had come when John realized that his trusty hunting cat and Daisy beebe gun would never bring down the elusive big game watermelons he had dreamed about as a child.”
Remember children: cat shit has chemicals in it that make people crazy.
Here’s a man with a lot of interesting hobbies.
@Goldenthrush
or he’s gonna put everything in her pooper!
or he’s gonna put everything in her pooper!
You know your life is sad when you’re really fascinated and would like to get to know him. (AKA WHY THE HELL AM I ATTRACTED TO HIM?! I’m still young, make it stop…)
Umm…I guess his zucchini tag only allows him one…
So why is shooting squash when he has a purrfectly good cat????
@AZ
The problem is, cats don’t acctually have thumbs, so Fluffy here could not hold the rifle steady enough to hit even an inanimate object such as a squash or zucchini. This fact alone has ensured that cats have not yet achieved world domination.
Those are not squashes or zucchinis, those are gourds, dumbasses.
@mommawolfe8
A fricken 12 gauge, whaddaya think!?
my brother has the same gun!
Seriously, I think that’s Danny Masterson.
Nice pellet gun hahaha
“this is a picture of all the things i’ve had sex with”
Cat: “Dude, don´t even think about it.”