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I will indeed Spread the WTFitude of this one. I LOVE IT.
Dude i totally got in a fight with a crab before… bastard tore my arm off…
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nice pic btw hehe
@Jhacob
They’re lobsters…
look at all that armor! they never gonna kill each other..
unless one of them is mexican
Crustacean Carnage Night at Red Lobster
Love it!
Yes Lobsters that are fighting! @Cora
Duuuude I love it
Twenty bucks on the one on the right. I’ll call him Cpt Lefty.
How Lobster Fest REALLY got started…..
“Found any butter yet??”
“Nope.”
Mexican Lobster fight!
*I’ll cut mang!*
Whoever wins doesn’t get eaten.
That night.
Shouldn’t they have those nut cracker things instead of knives?
that would be way funnier!
“BROKE MY KNIFE.”
Words cannot express the awsome….
This is what happens when the lobsters in the tank at Red Lobster get their rubber bands off.
ya last night the swat team had to show up when one grabbed a nearby human for a hostage :/
LMAO
I want to snap my fingers and hum ‘The Rumble’ every time I look at this
I feel sorry for all of those suckers who will never know the simple pleasure of a lobster knife fight. . .
Rock Lobsters!
Mmm… someone probably played with his food before eating it… I feel so sorry for those Gladiators… Loose and get eaten, win and get eaten…
fight, fight, fight.
@ That Man: hehe, 20 bucks on the other “dark knight”
When seafood goes bad…
This is epic awesome!
Is it just me, or does the one on the left look really dark compared to the one on the right? Looks almost rotten or something. EWWWWW.
They’re left-handed (clawed?).
More like Mobsters…
actually, that is what the knives are for. To fend off the guy who fishes them out of the tank in restaurants.
Haha, that’s awesome!
HEY, HEY!
Yeh xD
LMAO!! That is hilarious!!
maybe the dark one on the left is already cooked O.o
that was a kind of reply to “Redhead”s
Thank goodness someone else saw it too! LOL
CRAB BATTLE!!!!!1
What the hell? Snake, just STAB it!
(So glad I’m not the only one who thought of that first thing when I saw this…)
they’re lobsters!!!!
This reminds me of a scene in the movie Blood In Blood Out.
This is why you never bring a lobster to a knife fight…or is that bring a knife to a gun fight….oh never mind!
I’ve been having a string of lobster related nightmares lately. I have a feeling thiey won’t be ending soon now that I have this visual.
@awesome possum except that lobsters turn red when cooked…
Not Lobster…
Lolster…
the one on the left is just further away from the flash.
Cute! lol!
I read the book. It was so much better than the picture. In the end only one of them gets the girl.
Where’d you get the Maine Lobsters on the west coast:>) They’re the only one’s with claws
You guys are idiots! Michael Vick went to prison for this.
CRAB BATTLE!
I’d rather fight to the death with my own species than be boiled to death by a stranger.
Everybody was lobster fighting! Those claws were fast as lightning!
LOL! LOL! LOL!@Lo
i will cut you… like a cornish game hen
Can Lobsters be domesticated… b/c this needs to happen in my god damned kitchen…NOW
Just another day at David Attenborough’s office…
Are those Ginsu knifes?
No, not impressed. Call me back when you got the video of that!
When Seafood Goes Bad….Really Really Bad….I Wonder Who’s Gonna Be Brave Enough To Pick The “Winner” Up LOL
AC -10 THACO 12 Damage 1D4 -1
long long fight.
Can anyone else hear the fight music from star trek here?
i put my money on the left one whos with me.
I wager 50 quatloos on the newcomer!
Oh, boy…. well, those *aren’t* the lobsters that were eaten by my in-laws (I can tell because the floor tiles are different), but my mother-in-law did do exactly that same thing with a pair of unfortunate lobsters. Pictures were taken. And then shown to the cashier at the store which sold the lobsters. As an end result of that, when *I* got sent out to buy lobsters the next time, the same cashier made me scan them through while she stood far away, saying “Some crazy lady made me terrified of lobsters….” You can see where this is going, I’m sure.
I bet they are dead.
Who brought a lobster to a knife fight…
I am not left-handed!
crips vs bloods
lobster sticks to magnet!!!
@MF1
Especially not with butter knives
those scorpions are cute
@Kevin Here ya go:
@Pierre
March 20th, 2009 at 16:14 | #46 Reply | Quote
You guys are idiots! Michael Vick went to prison for this.
>> He went for dog fighting. Are you trying to make a statement about the Chinese food industry here?
I’ll cut you so bad you wish i didnt cut you so bad
Caption for picture
Not from “The Untouchables”:
“Just like a Daigo to bring a lobster to a knife fight.”
“He pulls a knife, you pull a lobster. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the buffet table. THAT’S the Seafood Shanty way.”
Johnny’s life of fast cars, fancy hotels and trendy nightclubs had finally caught up with him
Definition,
Cannibalism: is the act of one individual of a species consuming all or part of another individual of the same species as food. Cannibalism is a common ecological interaction in the animal kingdom and has been recorded for more than 1500 species
WIN!!
Lobster sticks to Magnet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esakMUbzAIY
…and we thought crabs were bad…
prefect song for this picture: Knife Fight, By Lemon Demon.
Their claws weren’t lethal enough so they had to resort to butter knives.
@MF1
obviously they are already dead. some funny guy just pick them from the freezer for a quick gag he tought funny. wich is funny btw:)
I gess some one was peparing to butter them and got a hold of the knife but No one knows why they’re fighting each other when they could easyly kill the human(s) that want to eat the!
P.s That is such EPIC WIN O O
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i blame the schools
That’s not a knife. Now THIS is a knife.
@Zero
ARGH! Crab-Battle
(yes, not crabs, but still – funny shit.)
Some say the winner tasted better.
I dunno. I think they’re still alive. You’re supposed to get your lobsters fresh, and once you boil them, the shells turn the bright red color. These two are alive in this pic!
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Anyway, we used to have a fish tank when we were kids, and we had a blue crayfish in there that we bought from the pet store.
Then one day we found a red crawdad in a creek, and we tossed it in. The 2 of them used to fight all the time, and one day we found that the red crawdad pinched off the blue crayfish’s eyeball. Dad got mad and made us throw the red one back in the creek.
joeee
LAST!
I will bet 300 MONEY on the left one.
all we need is a magnet…..
Reply fail
My money is on the Lobster; lol
@Lissette
Which ones the Lobster?
lol
It the wonderful Lobser,
^0^ lol
ke pa conchetumare gil culiao aaa
FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
****Wow, which one is going to win?**** me sooo scared****
Epic WIN!!
I just can’t help but hear the Star Trek fight theme when looking at this.
Duh dah DA DA DA DA DAA DUH DAA DAH DUH!!!
@Spock’s Nards
you fail with that comment it’s star wars-live long and prosper you all knowing jedi knight…
They should tie the two free claws together like Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video.
the more they fight the better their meat will taste, for there would be less fat. Ha hahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
yo betch
Saying this is the most amazing picture I have ever seen in my life would be an understatement.