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I Am Irresistible

March 17th, 2009

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171 Responses to “I Am Irresistible”

  1. Alex F says:

    I think ive seen this poor soul on failblog.
    Still worth a mention.

  2. Marisa says:

    Umm… Ok o_o

  3. Mike G says:

    JUST WTF

  4. bob jones says:

    guns and….guitar hero?
    i’m assuming those boxes would contain bullets, but it looks like he has a dozen boxes of matches too…why…on…earth…

  5. Goldenthrush says:

    Isn’t this the guy that shaved hearts into his pelt?

  6. Rogue says:

    Someone had to take the picture. Who?

  7. Airos says:

    Me encantaría saber qué hay detrás de esa sábana azul [I wish the blue sheet were transparent].

  8. Piggy says:

    No, but he looks very similar. Maybe these two would make a nice couple. Or Guitar hero band…

  9. somebody says:

    he’s holding his crotch hostage by the looks of it. poor little thing.

  10. I am laughing so hard that I have a tear. The picture is gets funnier the more you look around…

    * Not a real guitar, but Guitar Hero.
    * Single bed, no box frame, sticker on bed that he put there when he was 16.
    * Shows off bullets for guns.
    * Right after this picture was taken his mom came into his room and said what the hell is going on here!

  11. Mel says:

    I also question if all those are real guns. At least one of them is a BB gun.

  12. Thomas says:

    God bless America! Land that I love ….

    Why’s he sleeping on a child’s bed? Or maybe this photo was taken moments before Dateline dude busted in and was promptly shot by an armed pederast.

  13. jake says:

    one word- hott.

  14. Someone says:

    What kind of gun nut doesn’t own any long guns?

  15. John says:

    It’s only funny because the title is perfect. Just Perfect.

  16. Allison says:

    “Due to the slumping ecomony, publishers of ‘Guns and Ammo’ have announced a new ‘Porn Section’ to their magazine to boost sales.”

  17. Katie says:

    I think the matches must be for his fireworks…

  18. arny moose says:

    At least 2 boxes contain wax crayons, another contains dead but “cool” insects. And people still believe in god!

  19. arny moose says:

    @somebody
    When taking hostages, always aim the gun at the persons brain.

  20. Gina says:

    What is seen…can not be unseen.

    I just threw up in my mouth…bleah…

    ::runs to cuteoverload to recover::

  21. Dude35 says:

    some people have no life :-)

  22. N says:

    And some people… Have no dignity.

  23. 21skulls says:

    …………he put up a blue backdrop. ………He planned this to submit it somewhere……………. shudder…..

  24. tigress170 says:

    the entire NRA just threw up in their mouths a little

  25. Typsie says:

    Haha I remember this guy from somethingawful, I think? He intentionally posted these pics for the lulz, not realizing how widely they would get spread around the net. He’s just a somewhat-overweight dad who likes guns and Guitar Hero. :P

  26. Mabel says:

    The blue sheet may just be covering the window. The bed…that looks like it’s half of a bunk bed set. See the far side of the footboard…err foottube-? Scary on so many levels.

  27. Scheibe says:

    LJ will be the lifeblood of this place, won’t it?

  28. Kasprsez says:

    If the setting of Scarface was a trailer park…

  29. Nate says:

    Is he on a kid’s bed?! That means one of two things, he still lives in the room he grew up in, or he has reproduced. P.S. Doesn’t it kind of make you think of Klingons?

  30. sk says:

    @Typsie

    Oh, those poor children…

    Won’t anyone think of the children?!?!?

  31. Miss Thystle says:

    I bet this is his Match.com profile picture. Yummz.

  32. Am says:

    @Nate He is totally made to be a Klingon extra or something, I agree.

  33. margie barge says:

    Is that Whorf?

  34. jamette says:

    Russell Brand in ten years.

  35. Sweets says:

    Oh Yeah, irresistible allright, his first big bed and a guitar hero fake guns and he has rotten crotch to boot!!! I’m first!!! me me me me me …
    looks around for her .44 Oh yeah! pedophile in the making !!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

  36. Terri Lee says:

    Who knows? I’ve seen worse than this at the looney bin. This guy should not be allowed out in public WHATSOEVER!

  37. Emily says:

    I am in LOVE…

  38. Mz_P1nk says:

    Funny, but old.

  39. Penis says:

    Why am i at gun point? :(

  40. Sars says:

    OMG I wondered what my ex husband was up to!! LOL

  41. Kryle says:

    It’s even funnier that it looks like he’s about to shoot his penis off

  42. Hilario says:

    Alex F :I think ive seen this poor soul on failblog.Still worth a mention.

  43. speedkermit says:

    sweet holy moses, call the police

  44. Suekie says:

    Please please please pull the trigger. Our museum needs a good Neanderthal exhibit. And if it doesn’t finish the job, at least there can be only one.

  45. FlamingoFur says:

    Those boxes that everyone is calling matches are actually .22s.
    But looking at the guns I see that most of them are air soft, bb, or pellet type guns. I wonder if he knows that or was he just buying the bullets to “look good”
    I only see 5 that are real. All the black things closest to the edge are mags for the pistols BUT the ones with blue and orange on them hold blanks.

    WEIRD!!!!!

  46. Fizzeek says:

    Whoa…I think this guy is trying to be Jack Black or something.

  47. ew puke says:

    That’s just nasty. Overweight, hairy, balding dude wearing a marble pouch sprawled across a toddler bed with his guitar/gun/game collection? WHY?

  48. The_Chad says:

    NRA at it’s finest. Follow your dreams…

  49. tracylee says:

    Sars :OMG I wondered what my ex husband was up to!! LOL

    Bwahaha, I never married the guy, but he does remind me of an ex-boyfriend, or what he’d look like now.

  50. pee goddess says:

    HOT.

  51. Maskdt says:

    Living argument for gun control laws. We need to stop these weirdos from attempting sultry poses with guns, dammit!

  52. Scythe says:

    If that’s a real gun…don’t point it at your dick.

  53. Der Doppelganger says:

    Serial killer in the making….

  54. Ragtatter says:

    Scythe :
    If that’s a real gun…don’t point it at your dick.

    Hey, if it went off, I have a feeling that the human gene pool would be greatly improved.

  55. eric says:

    O_____________O

  56. debus says:

    @Scythe

    yes, point it at your dick in the hope it destroy ur procreational potential. this guy was all taped/bondaged up in gun pose at fail. these are the weirdos who hurt people who laugh at them. he probably thinks nobody can tell his props are fake, thinks we;re all as dumbass as him. wonder if he holds a job?

  57. Phen-- says:

    The outie is giving me weird looks.

  58. Ha says:

    OH MY GOD this guy works with my best friends mum!! this was his facebook picture or something random… still doesn’t take away the wtf-ness of it

  59. zacko says:

    oh my god. the funniest thing for me is the look on his face. priceless!

  60. Mabel says:

    Emma :
    Same guy in another pose! I knew I recognised him!!!!
    http://blog.ecr.co.za/cockontheblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lara-croft.jpg

    WTF…!! Yes, he looks even more like a Klingon here.

  61. Arny moose says:

    @Emma
    Thanks…I just hurt myself laughing :-D

  62. aliceathome says:

    a burning, burning hunk o’ love…

  63. OompaLoompa says:

    hes either gonna kill and burn every1 who doesnt like guitar hero… or hes killing people who DO play guitar hero and taking the guitars as trophies!!! i hope to god its not both…@bob jones

  64. Allison says:

    I think if Charlton Heston knew the NRA would be used for this matter, he wouldn’t have become a spokesman for them. D:

  65. Allison says:

    Emma :Same guy in another pose! I knew I recognised him!!!!
    http://blog.ecr.co.za/cockontheblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lara-croft.jpg

    OMG!!!! 8O
    That pic you linked is waaaaay worse than this one!!!!
    Eeew! Just Eweeww! (barf, gag, choke)

  66. racist says:

    purple dildo in the upper-left corner?

  67. tracylee says:

    racist :purple dildo in the upper-left corner?

    on the bed? No, that’s an ammo clip. See, this really could be my ex-boyfriend, LOL

  68. Jimmy PooPoo says:

    I’d hit it

  69. Auntie Jane says:

    See my write-up of this guy here: seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/fat-hairy-loves-guns.html

  70. Josie says:

    Disgusting. I hope he staged it all ! But… nice hair.

  71. olrebbie says:

    gawd! i HATE unibrows!!

  72. Julz says:

    Sasquatch, relaxing at home….

  73. funnyal says:

    Russell Brand sure has let himself go….

  74. Jeff says:

    Can you psychologically un-see an image?

  75. JT says:

    I do not think ‘the entire NRA just threw up in their mouths a little’, but rather they are loosing their breakfast, lunch and dinner….

    PLEASE tell me this guy can not breed…..

  76. Allison says:

    Phen– :The outie is giving me weird looks.

    Eeeew! I didn’t even notice it at first.
    That thing is Sick! (and not in the good way!) D8<

  77. Lynn says:

    @Allison
    Nice one…lmao!

  78. bwyrd says:

    @Goldenthrush
    yeah i think it is the shaved valentine guy too

  79. bwyrd says:

    @Ha
    no fuxing way! does he dress up as a klingon at cons?

    my problem isn’t so much the guy himself, he can do what he wants but why for the love of god post the pics of it online?!

  80. J. says:

    Has anyone else noticed that there is no connecting strap to his underwear? Is he holding that thing on with his gun hand?

  81. ieieie says:

    The expression on his face is priceless!

  82. J says:

    @bob jones
    I think they are actually airsoft guns.

  83. Bluraven says:

    Study his fail well…you’ll be seeing it one day as the next school shooter or disgruntled Post Office employee.

  84. The TX says:

    @Nate

    I was wondering if someone else thought he looked like a Klingon….

  85. luck.e.punk says:

    am i the only one who thinks this guy looks unsettlingly like russel brand?

  86. Tania says:

    OMG this makes me want to throw up…GROSS!!!

  87. Mike says:

    @Scythe
    If that’s a real gun…don’t point it at your dick.

    No, please do… and go for a Darwin Award!

  88. Jacy says:

    It’s like he’s posing with his dowry.

  89. funnyal says:

    @luck.e.punk
    no, you are not the only one. Quite disturbingly indeed…

  90. Debus says:

    J. :Has anyone else noticed that there is no connecting strap to his underwear? Is he holding that thing on with his gun hand?

    @J.

    The fat from his thigh/belly has swallowed the strap. It’s in there somewhere.

  91. me says:

    FAT RUSSELL BRAND!! hahaha

  92. lala says:

    I think thats a wet spot at the end of the gun….lets hope he just peed a little.

  93. WesleytheSnipe says:

    All this and chafed fat thighs.

    Dang, what has been seen cannot be unssen.

  94. ieieie says:

    GREATEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN

  95. debus says:

    sandraberry :@Alex FSort of. You probably saw his cousin. http://failblog.org/2008/01/03/zune-tattoo/

    No, Alex F is correct. check Allison’s link. It’s him allright. different photo to yours.

  96. whatchamacallit says:

    Who would actually stand there long enough to take a picture of that? …oh yeah…tri-pod.

  97. sandraberry says:

    debus :

    sandraberry :@Alex FSort of. You probably saw his cousin. http://failblog.org/2008/01/03/zune-tattoo/

    No, Alex F is correct. check Allison’s link. It’s him allright. different photo to yours.

    It was a joke! Jebus, you guys are so serious.

  98. Speakout says:

    Wow. I hope I forget this before I go to sleep tonight. Ew. In need of brain bleach now. Thanks a lot.

  99. Plop says:

    Look closely.

    he wet himself.

  100. Seriously? Is that supposed to be a fuckable photo? Oy vey. The shame.

  101. ydnam says:

    EWWW!!
    this could Not be Any worse!! =O
    he must be Beyond despersate! this is just sad!!!

  102. fmbi says:

    Ewewewewewewewew, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

  103. Pauli says:

    Did he airbrush his navel or something?

  104. tigress170 says:

    I can’t believe what a sick f-k this site has made me. I google Brian Peppers, I check once to see the evil belly button, I check AGAIN to see that he did indeed pee a little (one hopes). I’m gonna be chauffering the bus to hell.

  105. Brian says:

    Wow, that almost made me straight!

  106. NoSwitchBacksNoMercy says:

    Chewbaca’s Facebook profile picture

  107. debus says:

    sandraberry :

    debus :

    sandraberry :@Alex FSort of. You probably saw his cousin. http://failblog.org/2008/01/03/zune-tattoo/

    No, Alex F is correct. check Allison’s link. It’s him allright. different photo to yours.

    It was a joke! Jebus, you guys are so serious.

    sorry about that, LOL on me then.

  108. Smitten says:

    This is exactly why I never take compromising pictures.

  109. Sigma says:

    i wonder if this is his xbox live picture (the 360 is at the bottom right!)

  110. JG says:

    @Emma
    I just looked at the link from his last photo. I can’t stop laughing at this loser.

  111. SwayzeCrazy says:

    @jamette
    hahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing and whoever said russel brandt in ten years is dead on. Imagine if you were a sixteen year old girl and this was your dad? your mom would have to be a hooker…………..

  112. hotpants says:

    Now we know what Jim Kleinsasser does in the off season.

  113. TreeHa77 says:

    This guy needs to be on pocketbear.com Fat, Hairy + Bikini Briefs = PocketBear

  114. james says:

    I pity this guy. he’s a single 45 years old man living with his mama.and never had girlfriend b4….

  115. Freaky Freakerington says:

    I think he’s one freaking freaky freak like me and I would love his number. Do you think he likes other hairy guys?

  116. arny moose says:

    @Freaky Freakerington
    Hairy guys is all he’s getting!

    I wonder if he plays the piano??

  117. Japesy says:

    One of the many things that will haunt me is where the hell is his belly button? I mean, nothing is good. BUT WHERE IS THE BELLY BUTTON!?

  118. suction cup says:

    hah, i found the same guy on failblog! XD
    http://failblog.org/2008/04/04/militia-fail/#comments

  119. John D'oh! says:

    @Ragtatter
    the darwin award will the the first award he’s ever received.

  120. Allison says:

    Japesy :One of the many things that will haunt me is where the hell is his belly button? I mean, nothing is good. BUT WHERE IS THE BELLY BUTTON!?

    It’s an outtie!!!!
    Check out the link from post #118.

    (shudder)

  121. test monkey says:

    EWWWW! What’s with the orangy brown haze-stain near his crotch?

  122. tigress170 says:

    Anyone see the new filet-o-fish commercial with the singing fish on the wall? This could totally be the guy in the garage!! I busted out laughing when I saw the commercial and thought of this guy!

  123. Richard says:

    ITS ME! in 20 years…..

  124. Jenn says:

    WTF???? Is this dude retarded???? LMAO!!!!!!!

  125. Dos G's says:

    PHOTOSHOP’d!! Look underneath his gun hand.

  126. bluepenny says:

    I showed this picture to a a couple of friends and after wanting to throw up, saying WTF and laughing at this picture. We started joking and came up with an ad for this picture. At the time, we didn’t even realize that there was a comment section.

    “Helloooo ladys, I am 32. I live in my mothers basement (that nagging bitch). I have lots of wepons. I love Gitar Hero, Halo, Doom and pretty much all video games. I am sexy as hell and want to give you a good time on the bed that I have had since I was 5. If all my sexiness is working you into a hot lather and size really dont matter to you, give me a call at 562-867-5309. (If my Mom answers, just hang up on the hore.) I cant wait to tawk to you. Your future love mufin, Steve.

  127. noodle says:

    so cute.

  128. melv says:

    i bet he’s got a nice butt.

  129. Suzi Street says:

    If I had to wake up next to that guy every day I’d gouge my own eyes out and becme a lesbian!

  130. Pen15nv says:

    @Maskdt

    Actually, a good argument for birth control as well.

  131. Pen15nv says:

    Emma :
    Same guy in another pose! I knew I recognised him!!!!
    http://blog.ecr.co.za/cockontheblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lara-croft.jpg

    OK, so this is called Lara-Croft.jpg??? Now really….WTF?!?!?! How is this even remotely related to Lara Croft?

  132. arny moose says:

    @Pen15nv
    same size breasts!

  133. julien says:

    and do you see that the machin gun is in plastic… WTF it’s a toys, He lost is life

  134. Ben Dover says:

    DAMN id tap that!

  135. Almend says:

    he resembles Russell Brand

  136. Lord Kalvin says:

    @bob jones

    To ignite the dynamite…..

    ….IN HIS PANTS!

  137. bee says:

    is this the new james bond

  138. Shwoop! says:

    This is horrifying

  139. leo says:

    THIS PRICK MUST GO TO PRISON

  140. John says:

    @Hack a Wii Admin

    @Hack…your response made me laugh so hard I have a tear. LOVE IT!

  141. jonathon ross says:

    RUSSELL BRAND

  142. flowy drewss waitress says:

    he has no navel.

  143. hzdhfzd says:

    Everythings for sale, lmao.

  144. tom. says:

    *shudders*

  145. boomboom says:

    PULL THE F…G TRIGER!

  146. boomboom says:

    @boomboom
    *TRIGGER

  147. aallen says:

    Agreed! It’s like Russell Brand gone terribly wrong.

  148. Shigawire says:

    Pull the trigger – spare mankind the torment of coexisting with your potential progeny.

  149. Evan says:

    lol, the 3 cartridges to the left are clear, for airsoft. And last I checked they werent light blue or orange on the bottom. This guy is amazing. Guitar hero and rockband? beast

  150. KEVIN says:

    I NEED HIS FACEBOOK PAGE I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND. HE NEEDS ONE SO BAD

  151. Screaminmimi says:

    Wow! He must be the most popular guy in his town!

  152. Nathan says:

    A new teaser for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force live action movie.

  153. Stephf84 says:

    All he needs is a bible and he will officially be the man of my dreams. Sex on a stick much?? I think so!

  154. Jamie says:

    Secret lovechild of Russell Brand and Jack Black.

  155. Johnnybear says:

    gangsta troll’s hideout under the bridge

  156. whiteravenred says:

    i think he would take great pleasure in the ‘pickle suprise’. I doubt seriously that even the man-sized vagina on a bike would have anything to do with a hairy ape like that.

  157. Neko says:

    Dude…. I think I know him…..

  158. whiskerbiscuit says:

    HAHA!! Is that a cat in the hat sticker on the end of his bed.

  159. omgcheez says:

    O_______o

  160. rahahakkalll says:

    oh, my.
    It’s all so appealing but I’d have to say that his uni-brow just puts the cherry on top.

  161. Sensei Can You See says:

    Gotta love where he’s pointing the gun. Do the gene pool a favor and pull the trigger, dude!

  162. Mortis says:

    I’m glad to see that Levi Johnston spent his money he earned from the Playgirl shoot wisely.

  163. Ursa says:

    He looks like that guy from Teen titains.

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